Kate Upton’s Boobs Are Flat Out Reinventing the Boob Game
Wow. Every once in awhile an athlete or performer comes along that just completely reinvents the game or the position. It happens maybe once or twice a decade? Mohammad Ali, Jim Brown, Elvis, Bobby Orr, Jack Nicholas, Michel Jackson, Larry Bird, Wayne Gretzky, El Pres, Tiger Woods, Lawrence Taylor, Lord Lambert, Mike Tyson, Ken Griffey Junior etc. Guys with so much raw talent and ability that they instantly change the game forever. Well Kate Upton and her tour de force tits have just joined this elite company. I mean 18 years old and already bouncing around like they own the joint. Just pure arrogance on the runaway. Like listen bitches I’m fucking here to kick your cunt inside out and there ain’t shit you can do about it. Flat our electric stuff. I’m surprised other chicks are even willing to step on the runway with her. Bloodbath city.
If she doesn’t control all of that jiggling, those things will be hanging below her waist by the time she’s 30.
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That’s not all bad, though. You can then lick her tits and eat her box at the same time.
Bloodbath city? More like Bloodbath Metropolis. Phenomenal.
wow
seriously? jack nicholas?
i mean, great tits and all but isn’t this supposed to be a sports blog?
So she has big tits (for a model) but what the hell is the matter with her face?
brb
wagon: first time visitor?
Isn’t she banging Kanye? That makes her gross.
she ruined it for me with all that talking stuff at the end…ok ruined is a strong word but I wish women would stop doing that shit
@TouchMySportsHub, her face? seriously? you’re a crazy fuck. i would undoubtedly cut off one of my own limbs to be able to jizz in this girls water bottle.
They are fabulous! And uh, wagon “sports blog”? That’s rich.
nope southie. just figured these dumbasses would know how to spell a man’s last name.
One day her brain is going to go left right left right right and her reign will end in a hail of titties, tears and heels
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aaaand i’m hard
i like how you put yourself in between the second greatest hockey player and best ever golfer
Nicklaus
that was overwhelming.
oh boo hoo boo hoo I spelled Jack Nicholous’s last name wrong. boo hoo boo hoo… get fucked
and at 18…. just speechless
you tell ‘em prez, get the fuck outta here with the blog proof readers!
This bitch is killing it! I want to know who’s hitting that!?
She has 5 World Horse-Riding Titles under her belt? WTF? And I hope for regular teenage girls sake’s this chick was home-schooled. imagine sitting next to her in homeroom. girls would be killing themselves left and right.
maybe cuz im hungover but that “brb” was fuckin hysterical
She swings her shoulders so they flap about a bit.
Nice make-up – why do broads think looking like something from a fucking circus gets us hard?
as a sports blogger shouldn’t you know the last name of the best golfer ever? you bloated hook-nosed baguette eating Lambert loving turd
Nice big blubbery tits….that actually look like they’re real…knock-kneed and a little thick in the mid-section…just enough to make the whole package look increadibly real. And when she walks the runway…my-oh-my.
Well don’t let KFC or the other homos in NYC see her, they may be offended by her grill….oooooh she’s got big teeth…yuck!
Please. This girl just wins and wins.
This girl is terrifyingly hot to the point that if I saw her at a bar I think my head would explode. She’s also the “filet mignon” of meats by this metric:
http://nationalskirtday.com/2011/04/29/the-cut-o-beef-index-part-iv/
You left out Scott and Girlzo.
These plus sized models are ruining the industry.
Chicks who are horseback riders get their hymens busted at an early age. Slut.
one word comes to mind: BAM!
watching this girl walk with no bra on is like looking into the face of a loving god and seeing him smiling back at me.
The kayne part just ruins it. BARBARIC! How can she be with that no talent assclown aside from money which she’ll have plenty of her own in no time. The last swim suit is off the chain.
now I have to sit at my desk until everyone leaves and the lights go out because I have a huge cum stain on my pants. and by huge I mean not very big. anyone who thinks this fine piece of ace is busted must prefer cock’n'ass to big breasted blondes.
just massacred that runway, exploded it…. Check out the dudes on the right as she walks by, and the chicks too. Jaws crushing the floor…..
i’ve never seen anything quite like this…simply incredible
She looks older than 18…..gorgeous
BONER, BONER BONER!!!!
Lambert in and Tom Brady out……POW
Ridiculously fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5FbvDO6bgE
go follow her on twitter and look at some of her twit pics you wanna talk about hot?!!!
those tits look like water balloons just bouncing in my face
SHAZAM! Broke the interweb.
A+
For those pointing out that Pres spelled Jack Nicklaus wrong, he also misspelled Muhammed Ali and Michael Jackson. It has nothing to do with him being uninformed about Ali or Jack, he just can’t spell names. If you read the site regularly, you know that by now.
She’s got her boobies out and flyin’ around
i’ve had better.
i would gladly take the inevitable black eyes i would get when she f*cked me from on top. oh the glorious t*tties slapping me in the face.
by TouchMySportsHub on May 6, 2011 at 10:21 am
So she has big tits (for a model) but what the hell is the matter with her face?
uh, she has a face? excuse me let me replay that and see if i can get past them bouncing tits
What bounce… jesus. Horrible legs though.. shame
I was cackling out loud at how bouncy those cans were. WOW
TouchMySportsHub is gayer then Sean Avery
i fuck bitches that are young. but 1991 is where i draw the line.
Who cares about spelling if you know who is being discussed. Get over it. This isn’t a college writing course, its a damn drunkards blog.
Oh, and this girl is prime. Easy to critique on the other side of a computer when you know you have no shot but if this girl walked up to anyone on here they would be blubbering in her presence. Beyond hot.
I would practice speed bag with those titties. This young woman has captured my imagination. Yes, I am a pathetic, middle-aged, stalker-mentality loser, but yes- I love looking at that AMAZING RACK, and yes, although I am a total loser pervert, I realize that a rabbi’s dog will have a better chance to score pork chops on the streets of Tel-Aviv, than for me to ever meet her. Of course, there’s no way. Nevertheless, this young woman goes to the top of the list when it comes to Hollywood’s best tits- in the same company as Scarlett, Jennifer Love, Jessica Simpson, Salma Hayek- etc…….Maybe someday they’re be a leaked sex tape, or she’ll pose for Playboy.
I know I’m in the minority, but I don’t find this chick hot. She looks like a spaz. Thick waist, flat ass, bad legs and crazy walk don’t help. And that’s before I heard her speak