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30 Responses to Keenan Cahill Dancing With Fat Chicks Making A Mockery of My Existence

1. 
   by jocko on May 4, 2011 at 4:41 pm

   Hah.  I knew you couldn’t hold back on jenna for long.  Two weeks after she leaves the stool and she is taking meetings at MTV?  Crazy.
2. 
   by Lugnutz on May 4, 2011 at 4:41 pm

   What kind of a statistic am I avoiding becoming?  I mean sometimes its good to be a statistic.
   25% of males report having a threesome in the last 30 days…check
   40% of men report their chick swallows…..yup
   85% of guys say they have slept with a fat chick……not this one!
    
    
   True story!
3. 
   by gabe asher on May 4, 2011 at 8:41 pm

   Who is this?
4. 
   by Willster328 on May 4, 2011 at 4:43 pm

   Way to do research, the reason why he’s there is because he’s actually the father of all of those girls’ babies.
    
   Haha no but really, every time I see this guy I think of the midget from South Park who fights Cartman.
5. 
   by samantha adams on May 4, 2011 at 4:43 pm

   that thing’s bearclaw hands creep the fucking shit out of me
6. 
   by El Cunado on May 4, 2011 at 4:45 pm

   dude your fever raised 2 degrees and youre still alive? good shit.
7. 
   by edjr on May 4, 2011 at 4:47 pm

   He sings as many of the lyrics as Vince Neil now a days
8. 
   by rk4810 on May 4, 2011 at 4:50 pm

   he NEVER knows the words. He used to back when he first started, but no one fucking cares if he knows the words anymore. they just wanna see his little freak ass and giant mitts. shows how stupid ppl are in this country giving his videos the time of day.
9. 
   by dinkyinyourstinky on May 4, 2011 at 8:55 pm

   IM WITH YOU IN REGARDS TO JENNA.  NO CLUE HOW PEOPLE WATCH HER VIDEOS. NOT ONE FUCKING CLUE.
10. 
    by grizzz on May 4, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    free ball dont lie shirt for the first person to hold a viva la stool sign in one of his videos
11. 
    by carlsweetchuck on May 4, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    “Am I missing something?”

    Hair, a straight neck, a quality education.  The list is long. 

    Mmm.  Is it possible that the video and audio aren’t synched up, so it looks like he doesn’t know the words?
12. 
    by dubsfan on May 4, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    ahahaha A+
13. 
    by fusiyichipegasus on May 4, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    http://bloggfiler.no/dottbloggdottnofis.blogg.no/images/721162-11-1267748417245.jpg
14. 
    by bordangles on May 4, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    i fucking hate this ugly midget. i cannot wait until he dies young from being an ugly midget. pussy shit.
15. 
    by boomhauer on May 4, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    pres = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOrI6uqS-vk&feature=related
16. 
    by Stoove on May 4, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    Sad thing is that little jabroni definitely got paid for this shit
17. 
    by There are no Black People in Brockton on May 4, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    I mean there is a reason Jenna is about to blow up prez…..she’s good.
18. 
    by lanemyer on May 4, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    What sort of disease does this dude have….seriously I’m not making fun of it but something isn’t right here. And Prez if you looked like Jenna you’d be getting deals too but look in the mirror bro…Not a banging chick
19. 
    by billwalkersdong on May 4, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    I’m with you pres this kid fucking pisses me off..I mean I guess I kinda feel bad for him but he’s a no talent ass clown
20. 
    by Cripes on May 4, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    Why you hatin on Tosh bro?
21. 
    by nutzinurmouf on May 4, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    im with you pres that this kid fucking sucks. but tosh is about 100X funnier than you. you big nosed jew monkey
22. 
    by hugh Jasscock on May 4, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    you’re just okay. this midget thing has real talent so take notes.
23. 
    by gordonbombay69 on May 4, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    i have no idea who this creep is, i’ve never seen or heard of him before. i only watched this at work with no sounds and now i’m gonna have horrible dreams. let’s go b’s!!!
24. 
    by pisssss on May 4, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    I felt like I was in the fucking Twilight Zone !!!!
25. 
    by goosen on May 4, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    With you on this guy. No clue what people see in this shit. Jenna on the other hand is a different story. Putting up some staggering numbers of youtube hits
26. 
    by cahillsupporter on May 4, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    You guys are pretty pathetic to be picking on a sick 16 year old. He’s doing what he loves… if you don’t like it then quit wasting your time watching all his videos and commenting on them! He gets paid now to do these videos and the money goes to his over $130k/year medical bills. I hope karma bites you all in the ass one day. Let Keenan enjoy his life while he can… he’s probably bringing in more $$$ than all of you at your dead beat jobs. Make use out of yourselves and research his disease before you can start picking on him….. : Cahill suffers from Maroteaux-Lamy syndrome, which restricts movement and causes a dwarf-like appearance, among other symptoms like pain, nerve damage, and heart problems. “I’ve had surgery on my hips, my hands, my knees,” he tells the AP. “I’ve had mouth surgery, pulling down teeth, brain stem surgery, I had a bone marrow transplant.”

    Keep doing what you’re doing Keenan and have fun! Haters will always be haters!
27. 
    by Patches on May 5, 2011 at 1:00 am

    @ cahillsupporter
    you sound cute, wanna make out?
28. 
    by flasheffect on May 5, 2011 at 1:19 am

    The kid is just playing the hand he was dealt, can’t hate for that.
29. 
    by manninth on May 5, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Anyone agree with me that NOT ONE of those chicks that he is dancing with is ACTUALLY PREGNANT. Looks like they all put a beach ball of differing sizes underneath their t shirts. Am I crazy?  Does anyone care?
30. 
    by Willie Buie on May 5, 2011 at 11:53 am

    anthony pastore is doing real well for himself