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93 Responses to Kelly Clarkson Looks Good

1. 
   by kennyshell on May 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm

   Yikes…my dick just went limp and I don’t even have one.
2. 
   by Don Orsillo on May 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm

   I was wondering why they only show her from the neck up in her music videos. damn
3. 
   by thepain on May 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

   Since you’ve been gone. all she has done is eat
4. 
   by Bruschimancrush on May 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

   Is that really her, it doesn’t even look like her (or what i think she looks like).

   seems like a drastic change… im gonna have to research
5. 
   by NorthShore on May 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

   She closed with Paradise by the Dashboard Light
6. 
   by Mississippi Leghound on May 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

   I wanna write on that beached whale with sidewalk chalk.
7. 
   by kennyshell on May 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

   NorthShore…that was classic. Well done.
8. 
   by Beantownluv on May 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm

   Is that her, seriously. WOW. Tip top physical condition.
9. 
   by danrathers on May 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm

   no dirty dag on it?
10. 
    by TeamFingerBlast on May 14, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    That is not her
11. 
    by pick master on May 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Adam Lambert, this is your future.
12. 
    by JBallz on May 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    I would hate to be the keyboard player, he’s got the worst view on stage!
13. 
    by 8 Rules of Carney on May 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    WTF?! Why would you do that?! She was fugly when she was supposed to be hot.
14. 
    by Boston Geoff on May 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    janis joplin look a like?
15. 
    by NotSoNiceLady on May 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Couldn’t have said it better myself Kennyshell!!
16. 
    by OMurdah on May 14, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    God, she sucks.
17. 
    by KuntFacePortnoy on May 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Monday Monday la la la la la.
18. 
    by Ron Mexico on May 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    It looks like she ate Meatloaf while Meatloaf was eating a meatloaf
19. 
    by kilrain on May 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    It’s a circus. Elephant legs on a midget-clown face
20. 
    by jumboman72 on May 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    suck a dick ronmexico
21. 
    by Sue De Nimh on May 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    @Geoff – try Mama Cass
22. 
    by rhapsody on May 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    UB is going to be pissed you gave everyone a sneak peak at Wake-Up # 500
23. 
    by Trusty Rombone on May 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    thats just not right
24. 
    by Beers on May 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Her Chin is freaking me out, her head is now pear shaped, and whats with the nappy hair and peace fingers? I love her keyboardist in the background, he’s oozing passion.
25. 
    by bobbykid on May 14, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    is she in a mama cass lookalike contest?
26. 
    by RonMexico2153 on May 14, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    can we get some fucking bruins/canes talk!!!! Game 7 should be amazing
27. 
    by Beers on May 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Pres please photoshop her head on that chick that Joaquin Noah is with in St. Barts, that will make me feel alot better about that whole situation.
28. 
    by Bruschimancrush on May 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    we got an hour left, and Ron, don’;t get too excited

    We all know what happens then…

    Bang goes the dynamite.
29. 
    by KuntFacePortnoy on May 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Sue, Bobby, read the fucking comments before writing.
30. 
    by TeamFingerBlast on May 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    RonMexico’s comment cracked me up
31. 
    by Bruschimancrush on May 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    *boom
32. 
    by too old for this on May 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Looks like late 80s Ozzy Osborne.
33. 
    by TeamFingerBlast on May 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    BOOM! goes the dynamite…c’mon BMC
34. 
    by RonMexico2153 on May 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    how much idol shit do we have to read! However this picture is fucking distgusting if that is really her…WTF???
35. 
    by Panty Sniffer on May 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    I would not hit it
36. 
    by RonMexico2153 on May 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    wait who the fuck has my name on here??? What the fuck
37. 
    by The-Viking on May 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    oh ew..
38. 
    by Eagle1 on May 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Not a joke: Her latest single is called “I Do Not Hook Up.”

    I wonder fucking why.
39. 
    by laughingatpinheads on May 14, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    The long lost twin of Tracey Gold?
40. 
    by Waingro on May 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    It’s her: http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2009/05/clarkson_fat_fabulous.html
41. 
    by ilovefarts on May 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    The real ronmexico.
    Are you trying to pull a fast one on me and pretend someone else has your name so you can blog all next week after tonights bruins win?
42. 
    by RonMexico2153 on May 14, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    no, not that smart to pull off two names and talk under both of them
43. 
    by RonMexico2153 on May 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    it’s gonna be tough to pull it off in boston, not to confident here today
44. 
    by Ry guy on May 14, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    looks like she has a 5 o’clock shadow to boot
45. 
    by ilovefarts on May 14, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    ok, someone is a ronmexico wannabee.

    by the way their comment about the meatloaf was pretty funny though.
46. 
    by Bruschimancrush on May 14, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Ronmexico without the numbers is kidna funny, why would he steal a name,.
    that’s pretty weak.

    Havign the game here=much, much better. keep that physical game, without bad penalties, and try to play better D in front of the net.

    Gonna be a graet night of sports.
47. 
    by johnnybigballs on May 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    isn’t that dwayne allmand?
48. 
    by Dr. Van Nostrand on May 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Kennyshell, that was brilliant. thank you.
49. 
    by NorthShore on May 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    The record should show that anyone mentioning Meatloaf after me is poorly read.
50. 
    by KuntFacePortnoy on May 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    “I Don’t Hook Up ”
    Soon you will, with an oxygen tank
51. 
    by OMurdah on May 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    This chick fluctuates in weight more than Harpo.
52. 
    by Rule73 on May 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    its official, she looks terrible, definitely not great

    http://www.sassyqarla.com/2009/05/kelly-clarkson-in-tonight-show-in-black.html
53. 
    by ledzephed on May 14, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    I AM IRON MAN
54. 
    by bobbykid on May 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    kuntfaceportnoy. get over yourself.
55. 
    by Dale Sturtevant on May 14, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    i guess Triple H stopped taking steroids
56. 
    by Icantthinkofanythingfunny on May 14, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    I hope she paid alot for those jeans because she is really testing the strenght of that stitching
57. 
    by Ron Mexico on May 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    I am the Ron Mexico who has been posting on this site for years. You can tell RonMexico2153 is an imposter because he has never said anything remotely funny. For those who have been posting/reading on the site for a while, back me up on this one.

    Also, Jumboman gives handjobs for bus fare…then walks.
58. 
    by Newman on May 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    I was saying WTF about two months ago when she sang on saturday night live… and she was in spandex pants… So sad to see them fall like this but on the flip side at least jessica simpson already dropped the wieght
59. 
    by RonMexico2153 on May 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    well fuck, maybe I am the imposter… but for the record i haven’t seen you post shit on here until today
60. 
    by ilovefarts on May 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    ronmexicowithnonumbers is pretty funny.

    ronmexicwithnumbers you might need to explain yourself.

    jumboman i knew you gave handjobs you slimy fuck you
61. 
    by KennethSimsWhipKick on May 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    » johnnybigballs said: { May 14, 2009 – 04:05:13 }
    isn’t that dwayne allmand?

    Allmand???? Really???????

    I would say if it were an ALLMAN Brother it would be Greg..
62. 
    by bomb in the lasanga on May 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    i acutally feel bad for her.
63. 
    by Eagle1 on May 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    When most chicks get fat, at least their tits get proportionally bigger. Not Kelly. Still bee stings. Awful.
64. 
    by KennethSimsWhipKick on May 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    she looks like every 30 somthing year old soccer mom pig, that drives a mini van… Next step for her is living life in sweat pants… Shameful
65. 
    by yourmomsbox on May 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    if there was one place i wouldn’t want to find myself after a night of heavy drinking, it would be in the shadow of her crotch.
66. 
    by The Habs Blow on May 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    I mistook her for the keyboard player’s van.
67. 
    by GabeKaplersNutSac on May 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I would do her, Pam Anderson and Cindy Crawford all together.
68. 
    by NorthShore on May 14, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Ron Mexicos:

    This reminds me of the Cleon Daskalakis vs. CleonDaskalakis incident of ’09.

    Cleon Daskalakis posted a lot more often, but CleonDaskalakis had the name first.

    Cleon Daskalakis became Kenneth Sims Whip Kick and CleonDaskalakis was never heard from again.
69. 
    by ilovefarts on May 14, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    northshore,

    great call.

    who will win this battle of the mexican ron’s?

    My money is on ronmexicowithnumbers
70. 
    by Ron Mexico on May 14, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    There can only be one Ron Mexico. Prez, do you care to weigh in on this battle or are you too busy doing squats in a cucumber patch?
71. 
    by TheDudeAbides on May 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Is she waving the peace symbol? Because by the look on her face looks she’s finishing up saying “I’ll take four orders of fries”.
72. 
    by DSully2001 on May 14, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Now this looks like a real women from Worcester, not the latest True Taste piece of ass. Damn she is just gross.
73. 
    by Upgrayedd on May 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    i vote for ronmexico with no numbers….first the meatloaf/meatloaf/meatloaf joke, and now the cucumber patch…awesome.
74. 
    by RMT on May 14, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    I think this thing ate Kelly Clarkson.
75. 
    by ilovefarts on May 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    ep can we hold an official vote?

    cucumber patch joke is great
76. 
    by Bruschimancrush on May 14, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Bikini contest always nice

    I think we are all overlooking the fact that RonMexico2153 has been posting more, and this other character RonMexico sans numbers has made only a couple int he last months, albeit great posts.

    Decisions, decisions. also, yes there should be a preview for the games tonight
77. 
    by RonMexico2153 on May 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    he can have the name…if he’s been here for yrs than I can’t say shit…plus got to give it to him especially after the cucumber comment…

    farts, were still on-1 week no comments-
78. 
    by The Sensation on May 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    This is her performance from last night on Leno, just a bad angle in that pic cause she looks pretty solid in this video. Maybe she was borrowing Leno’s chin?…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpvOa57iLhU
79. 
    by itsMurda on May 14, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Ron Mexico no numbers, has been posting for a while. Some people can’t come up with their own names thats why we have Omurdah now.
80. 
    by VinBaker on May 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    i would still. who gives a fucking sit. drop one on her chin.
81. 
    by twir13 on May 14, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    i think thats fat elvis right before he died.

    http://theworldisretarded.wordpress.com/
82. 
    by mickelsonsboobs on May 14, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Looks like a bad case of Dunlap’s Disease. Her stomach done laps over her pants.
83. 
    by CLCR76 on May 14, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    The bitch is ugly as fuck anyways, but that photo is just a-whole-nother level of ugly.
84. 
    by fukthenewsite on May 14, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    that’s brutal. i wouldn’t fuck her with Douchekio’s dick and Chitown’sFuckstick pushin’
85. 
    by KennethSimsWhipKick on May 14, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    NorthShore said: { May 14, 2009 – 04:05:03 }
    Ron Mexicos:

    This reminds me of the Cleon Daskalakis vs. CleonDaskalakis incident of ‘09.

    Cleon Daskalakis became Kenneth Sims Whip Kick and CleonDaskalakis was never heard from again.

    Good Call North Shore, Didn’t think anyone remebered that. I think that was my last Non-Douche move…

    I give Ron no numbers the nod.. I was thinking of bringing back Thurman Munson’s Cesna…
86. 
    by Murray Chadwick on May 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Anyone who argues about being the “original” with a screen name is a cunt.

    Anyone who makes self-aggrandizing statements about the quality of their own posts is worse.
87. 
    by Upgrayedd on May 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    can we get a ruling on the use of the word “self-aggrandizing”?
88. 
    by Ron Mexico on May 14, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Anyone who uses aggrandizing on Barstool Sports is a “cunt”.

    Murray, any truth to the rumor that Adam Lambert uses your dick as a stunt microphone?
89. 
    by itsMurda on May 14, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    It is true. Murray missed work the other day for a doctor’s appointment because he kept on jizzing glitter and eyeliner.
90. 
    by Effewe on May 14, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    Is that Rocky Dennis?
91. 
    by Boston Geoff on May 14, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    who fakes being someone …..LOOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEERRR.
92. 
    by RMT on May 14, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Man, Barack Obama has really let himself go.
93. 
    by Murray Chadwick on May 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    awesome!

    Anyone who posts 4X per blog entry should know about missing work.

    you little, sworthy cunts.

    Oh….oh….that’s right…….you all make bank and work whatever hours you want………

    Upgrayedd – admit it – you loved the word.