Kelly Clarkson Looks Good

Yikes…my dick just went limp and I don’t even have one.

I was wondering why they only show her from the neck up in her music videos. damn

Since you’ve been gone. all she has done is eat

Is that really her, it doesn’t even look like her (or what i think she looks like).

seems like a drastic change… im gonna have to research

She closed with Paradise by the Dashboard Light

I wanna write on that beached whale with sidewalk chalk.

NorthShore…that was classic. Well done.

Is that her, seriously. WOW. Tip top physical condition.

no dirty dag on it?

That is not her

Adam Lambert, this is your future.

I would hate to be the keyboard player, he’s got the worst view on stage!

WTF?! Why would you do that?! She was fugly when she was supposed to be hot.

janis joplin look a like?

Couldn’t have said it better myself Kennyshell!!

God, she sucks.

Monday Monday la la la la la.

It looks like she ate Meatloaf while Meatloaf was eating a meatloaf

It’s a circus. Elephant legs on a midget-clown face

suck a dick ronmexico

@Geoff – try Mama Cass

UB is going to be pissed you gave everyone a sneak peak at Wake-Up # 500

thats just not right

Her Chin is freaking me out, her head is now pear shaped, and whats with the nappy hair and peace fingers? I love her keyboardist in the background, he’s oozing passion.

is she in a mama cass lookalike contest?

can we get some fucking bruins/canes talk!!!! Game 7 should be amazing

Pres please photoshop her head on that chick that Joaquin Noah is with in St. Barts, that will make me feel alot better about that whole situation.

we got an hour left, and Ron, don’;t get too excited

We all know what happens then…

Bang goes the dynamite.

Sue, Bobby, read the fucking comments before writing.

RonMexico’s comment cracked me up

*boom

Looks like late 80s Ozzy Osborne.

BOOM! goes the dynamite…c’mon BMC

how much idol shit do we have to read! However this picture is fucking distgusting if that is really her…WTF???

I would not hit it

wait who the fuck has my name on here??? What the fuck

oh ew..

Not a joke: Her latest single is called “I Do Not Hook Up.”

I wonder fucking why.

The long lost twin of Tracey Gold?

It’s her: http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2009/05/clarkson_fat_fabulous.html

The real ronmexico.
Are you trying to pull a fast one on me and pretend someone else has your name so you can blog all next week after tonights bruins win?

no, not that smart to pull off two names and talk under both of them

it’s gonna be tough to pull it off in boston, not to confident here today

looks like she has a 5 o’clock shadow to boot

ok, someone is a ronmexico wannabee.

by the way their comment about the meatloaf was pretty funny though.

Ronmexico without the numbers is kidna funny, why would he steal a name,.
that’s pretty weak.

Havign the game here=much, much better. keep that physical game, without bad penalties, and try to play better D in front of the net.

Gonna be a graet night of sports.

isn’t that dwayne allmand?

Kennyshell, that was brilliant. thank you.

The record should show that anyone mentioning Meatloaf after me is poorly read.

“I Don’t Hook Up ”
Soon you will, with an oxygen tank

This chick fluctuates in weight more than Harpo.

its official, she looks terrible, definitely not great

http://www.sassyqarla.com/2009/05/kelly-clarkson-in-tonight-show-in-black.html

I AM IRON MAN

kuntfaceportnoy. get over yourself.

i guess Triple H stopped taking steroids

I hope she paid alot for those jeans because she is really testing the strenght of that stitching

I am the Ron Mexico who has been posting on this site for years. You can tell RonMexico2153 is an imposter because he has never said anything remotely funny. For those who have been posting/reading on the site for a while, back me up on this one.

Also, Jumboman gives handjobs for bus fare…then walks.

I was saying WTF about two months ago when she sang on saturday night live… and she was in spandex pants… So sad to see them fall like this but on the flip side at least jessica simpson already dropped the wieght

well fuck, maybe I am the imposter… but for the record i haven’t seen you post shit on here until today

ronmexicowithnonumbers is pretty funny.

ronmexicwithnumbers you might need to explain yourself.

jumboman i knew you gave handjobs you slimy fuck you

» johnnybigballs said: { May 14, 2009 – 04:05:13 }
isn’t that dwayne allmand?

Allmand???? Really???????

I would say if it were an ALLMAN Brother it would be Greg..

i acutally feel bad for her.

When most chicks get fat, at least their tits get proportionally bigger. Not Kelly. Still bee stings. Awful.

she looks like every 30 somthing year old soccer mom pig, that drives a mini van… Next step for her is living life in sweat pants… Shameful

if there was one place i wouldn’t want to find myself after a night of heavy drinking, it would be in the shadow of her crotch.

I mistook her for the keyboard player’s van.

I would do her, Pam Anderson and Cindy Crawford all together.

Ron Mexicos:

This reminds me of the Cleon Daskalakis vs. CleonDaskalakis incident of ‘09.

Cleon Daskalakis posted a lot more often, but CleonDaskalakis had the name first.

Cleon Daskalakis became Kenneth Sims Whip Kick and CleonDaskalakis was never heard from again.

northshore,

great call.

who will win this battle of the mexican ron’s?

My money is on ronmexicowithnumbers

There can only be one Ron Mexico. Prez, do you care to weigh in on this battle or are you too busy doing squats in a cucumber patch?

Is she waving the peace symbol? Because by the look on her face looks she’s finishing up saying “I’ll take four orders of fries”.

Now this looks like a real women from Worcester, not the latest True Taste piece of ass. Damn she is just gross.

i vote for ronmexico with no numbers….first the meatloaf/meatloaf/meatloaf joke, and now the cucumber patch…awesome.

I think this thing ate Kelly Clarkson.

ep can we hold an official vote?

cucumber patch joke is great

Bikini contest always nice

I think we are all overlooking the fact that RonMexico2153 has been posting more, and this other character RonMexico sans numbers has made only a couple int he last months, albeit great posts.

Decisions, decisions. also, yes there should be a preview for the games tonight

he can have the name…if he’s been here for yrs than I can’t say shit…plus got to give it to him especially after the cucumber comment…

farts, were still on-1 week no comments-

This is her performance from last night on Leno, just a bad angle in that pic cause she looks pretty solid in this video. Maybe she was borrowing Leno’s chin?…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpvOa57iLhU

Ron Mexico no numbers, has been posting for a while. Some people can’t come up with their own names thats why we have Omurdah now.

i would still. who gives a fucking sit. drop one on her chin.

i think thats fat elvis right before he died.

http://theworldisretarded.wordpress.com/

Looks like a bad case of Dunlap’s Disease. Her stomach done laps over her pants.

The bitch is ugly as fuck anyways, but that photo is just a-whole-nother level of ugly.

that’s brutal. i wouldn’t fuck her with Douchekio’s dick and Chitown’sFuckstick pushin’

NorthShore said: { May 14, 2009 – 04:05:03 }
Ron Mexicos:

This reminds me of the Cleon Daskalakis vs. CleonDaskalakis incident of ‘09.

Cleon Daskalakis became Kenneth Sims Whip Kick and CleonDaskalakis was never heard from again.

Good Call North Shore, Didn’t think anyone remebered that. I think that was my last Non-Douche move…

I give Ron no numbers the nod.. I was thinking of bringing back Thurman Munson’s Cesna…

Anyone who argues about being the “original” with a screen name is a cunt.

Anyone who makes self-aggrandizing statements about the quality of their own posts is worse.

can we get a ruling on the use of the word “self-aggrandizing”?

Anyone who uses aggrandizing on Barstool Sports is a “cunt”.

Murray, any truth to the rumor that Adam Lambert uses your dick as a stunt microphone?

It is true. Murray missed work the other day for a doctor’s appointment because he kept on jizzing glitter and eyeliner.

Is that Rocky Dennis?

who fakes being someone …..LOOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEERRR.

Man, Barack Obama has really let himself go.

awesome!

Anyone who posts 4X per blog entry should know about missing work.

you little, sworthy cunts.

Oh….oh….that’s right…….you all make bank and work whatever hours you want………

Upgrayedd – admit it – you loved the word.