KFC Thinks Taylor Swift Is A Prude And Doesn’t He Look Stupid Since She Got A Boob Job
DM – She arrived at the recent People’s Choice Awards in a plunging white dress which flashed a good portion of flesh. But new reports are suggesting that Taylor Swift may have undergone some enhancements to her figure of late. According to In Touch magazine, the 23-year-old singer is rumoured to have ‘received a bust boost back in April.’
Yeah Kev, real smart. Taylor Swift is such a prude and hates sex so much that she went and threw some Ds on that bitch. Went under the knife to make her tits pop so she could not have all her famous boyfriends not motorboat and titfuck her. Do you even think before you write something bro? She has clearly been wearing loose fitting, “Oregon Trail” clothing so she could release her bazookas on the world at the People’s Choice Awards.
Obviously all these guys are just jealous. They got dumped by the hottest chick in the world so they try to sully her pristine reputation. Can you really not see that? It’s the “I just got dumped by a girl I love” go-to. Trust me, I know. I’ve used it a million times. Say she’s crazy or annoying or sucks in the sack. That’s what exes do. But God love her, Taylor stays above all that mud slinging. Walks around town with her head held high, her fake chest puffed out, then picks up an acoustic guitar and writes a Billboard topper about the guy. It’s called being mature and respecting the break-up.
Quit writing about awesome celebrities and just keep your dick in your parents, dummy.
Two words – Padded bra
yawn. shave her head, take away her new tits and she’s got nothing.
You are definitely the most hit or miss blogger on this site.
nice duckface fetal syndrome
feitelberg, why do you try so hard to be like Pres? Were your parents not there for you? Are you gonna convert to Judaism, get a nose job, and start pretending to surf? Seriously feitelberg, you don’t have a personality and being a wanna-be of a wanna-be mogul isn’t a good look
bro, do you even Swift? ….annnnd I’ll take a lap.
If not wanting to fuck this monstrosity is wrong, I don’t want to be right
you are definatly the most hit or miss blogger on this site, minus the hit part
I wanna hold her. #spoon
wilburham is 100% right, god you fucking suck
Way to pull from a reliable source, Feits. A website full of catty bitches gossiping with no real info. That picture Is so obviously a padded bra it’s ridiculous
To much Feitelberg. To much JMac. To much Jerry. Clean it the fuck up Jew boy or Renee the anal queen is going to leave you.
Zero chance a dick ever has been in that mouth.
By the way I used to be one of your biggest supporters, but the quality of your blogs have gone the way of Manti’s heterosexuality.
boob job my ass..padded bra for days
I used to hate her as a person and singer until feits opened my eyes shes now in my top 10
Big Cat would have done this blog right
Feetleburg I hate you. PS I think you secretly want Ray Lewiss dick in your mouth you closet homo
should use young bloggers
and by D’s, you mean A’s?
doubt she got her tits done, it’d be counterproductive for the image she works on
shouldnt
Are all of you ugly as fuck?
Maybe she hit puberty considering the fact that she sounds/acts like an obnoxious 12-year old boy.
have you ever seen a padded bra before? or is this your first encounter
Is this PerezHilton.com?
Maybe she just finally hit puberty?
Shit, kjljkjkljllllkj got my joke first. Bitch has the body of a 12 year old dude.
Fuck you got that one too. I quit.
do you shave your arms, bro?
How can you do the Wake Ups every morning and still cling to the idea that this chick is good looking?
you should have just written nothing and posted the picture. feitelberg the picture blogger, thats your personality
never thought id say this but id rather see a blog about who Bieber is fucking than anything more on this whiny cunt who cant hold a boyfriend down for more than 16 days
Feits, do YOU even think before YOU write something bro? You sound like more of a queen than Boy George with this shit. Clean it up. Fag
@kickthepuppy, your use of capitals is atrocious bro, clean it up. it CLEARY should have read do you even THINK before you WRITE BRO!?!?!
Damn fellas, i actually think Feetelturd has been a little better as i late. What up Blackdude? PoopTowell, holy shit bruhh, havent seen you around in a minute. Kinda miss telling you to go fuck urself, vice versa. Where u been u little shitball?
Never put a second story addition on a shitty foundation. Your girl miss scrambled egg tits isnt even that hot.
Never put a second story addition on a shitty foundation. Your girl miss scrambled egg tits isnt even that hot.
You are such a fucking embarrassment to humanity it is unbelievable, what is that so modified duck face? Fucking faggot.
Going to need more evidence of these fake titties on T-Swift but I’m a fan if it’s true.
when is she gonna fix her bird face? She must smoke a shit ton of weed, her eyes can barely open.
She needs to date a brotha, chief keef perhaps. That’ll set the bitch straight.
Feitelberg is the gayest
A-
TITS FOR THE WIN
Would smush all day long. Or, for at least 30 seconds anyway.
Guaranteed dead fish, plus a song about what a dick you are when you’re finished with it.
she grew up flat chested with a bird face, of course she doesn’t do shit in the bedroom.
She does have talent, too bad she uses it to make whiny cunt music.
wait wait, dick in your parents? jesus bro you incestual freak show
To be sung in your head in your best whiny cunt T Swift voice.
Here I sit all alone
In my room
By the phone
You tried to squeeze my fake tits
I ran away
I kinda of liked it
But I might be gay…
BOOM motherfuckers! I just wrote billboard gold.
Two can play at this game. Your move Taylor!