Kid Asks YahooAnswers To Do His Summer Reading For Him And The Author Does Not Like That
Fucking authors. Still think they’re important or something. Just like reporters and journalists and shit. Hey, we don’t need any of you guys anymore. If you can’t write it in 140 characters don’t even bother. Notice how Barnes and Nobles and Borders and shit are closing their doors all across the country? People don’t fucking read dude. It’s boring as fuck and shit like PinkMonkey and YahooAnswers let us have fun and get the gist of our assignments without burying our faces in a binder like some kind of nerd. Back off my man “<3 Idiot America Skrillex.” It’s not like he’s slacking. School starts on the 22nd. And he only got his summer reading list a month ago. And the library is under construction. And somebody already had the book on hold. And he’s been busy. And he’s a slow reader. Kinda sounds like the kid is going through a lot if you ask me. Sorry he didn’t have time to sit down and read your piece of shit.
book stores are closing because of e-books you doofus
A blogger making fun of an author… . . . ?
if EP wrote this blog, I’d know he was trying to be funny and tongue in cheek, but w/ Feits it just seems like he’s just a new generation jackass. maybe i’m old fashioned, or just old, but I can’t “read” the humor in this response.
People who don’t read books are useless. Whether it’s about war or sports or a good Dennis Lehane thriller. Not reading a book is NOT a sign of pride.
plus, I thought the author’s response was great.
EP, was this sneaky guerilla marketing by the author to get people to read his book? You’ve got a nose for this thing…
johnny pesky died, huh?
F-
DC Pierson is actually pretty cool dude. He was in Derreck Comedy, was in the Mystery Team movie, and is on all those State Farm commercials (dude with the weird beard talking in the black dude voice).
Odd that he’s looking around Yahoo Answers, but whatever. Funny guy
Baldbobbo‘s right. Not only was in Derreck Comedy, but he even has some verses on Childish Gambino songs, although they’re older and more of a joke than the new stuff.
Ryan Lochte is still in school?
i still wouldnt read and im sure he found out what happened..i would just show this to the class and stick it to all the losers that did the reading
@dcod, speaking of reading did you bother to read the name of the author of this blog?
I thought that was a great answer by the author. I rarely ever read, but his response actually might entice me to read a chapter of Goosebumps tonight.
@otwisted, yes, Feits…thought it was clear in my first post…my third post not so much.
not be a ballbuster but he was in an allstate commercial, not state farm
Someone who writes for a living makes fun of people reading? Mkay…
whitney houston died?
I like it when Feitelberg goes hate trolling in his blogs. He’s good at it. The role of dickfaced asshole comes naturally to you, my friend.
Maybe if you jew fucks read more then you would stop making so many goddamn grammar errors in your blogs. Oh but it’s sooo much cooler NOT to read!! Fuck you on this one feitelberg.
dcod is spot on. could instantly tell this was a lame feitelberg blog as he defended the lazy good for nothing kid from this generation who feels they are entitled to everything.
this author must google the title of his stupid book and troll yahoo answers like a maniac…i wonder if he created some of these comment entries under random aliases to defend his honor in front of barstoolsports
masshole84 I really doubt that the author gives a rats ass what stoolies think about his book, according to fetalturd most of them don’t fucking read anyway…
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