Kid Gets Suspended For Bengals Helmet Haircut
HAMILTON — A Hamilton teenager was suspended for getting a haircut shaped like a Bengals helmet. Dustin Reader, 14, told News 5′s Karin Johnson that he got the helmet shaved into his hair because he’s a huge fan of the football team. But administrators at Garfield Middle School were not a fan of the eighth grader’s haircut. They said the haircut violated the school’s code of conduct, which prohibits “extreme or distracting haircuts and hairstyles.” Reader’s father said he has no plans to change the haircut.
Now I know what you’re thinking. What’s the deal with this school? When did we move to Communist Russia blah, blah, blah? But on closer examination I think they may have a point. Because when you watch this video (which I couldn’t embed for some reason) notice the way this kid rides his bike in the beginning. He’s like popping wheelies and peeling out and shit. Just has punk written all over him. So I’m sure if Johnny Goodgrades got this haircut there would be no problem. But this kid’s a bad seed. The school was probably looking for a reason to give him the boot and this Bengal haircut was just the excuse they needed. Sometimes it’s the story behind the story that’s the real story.
looks like a pac-man ghost. judging by the B i would say its Blinky.
Wow go 6-2 and suddenly kids are shaving B’s into their head.
Trying to make a story about it but you definitely can tell the kid is just a punk. He looks like he has been in trouble before. The haircut was just the excuse needed to save the other kids’ educations. Parents look like the models of parenthood, too.
they should let the kid enjoy the new haircut hes probably going to be dropping out in another year anyways.
why arent those fat bastards at work?
Yeah…they’ll invite him back to school once they find out some state or federal funding hangs in the balance because of an attendance figure being one person too low. That’s all schools care about when it comes to attendance: are you a rain-maker for them.
I actually work in this armpit of a town and this is an extremely fair and accurate representation of the population. Punk kids and parents hanging out on the front porch at 3:00 in the afternoon in their sweats and Walmart knock off jersey with their rotting Halloween pumpkins. At least they are wearing shoes and appear to have most of their teeth, that is high class for Hamiltucky.
Was that an Astro van in the driveway?
Dude.. its the fucking Bengals… come on!!
I bet the parents try to make some money off this to support their meth habits. Did you get a good look at those toothless wonders. Love the kid doing wheelies through the trailer park disguised as a neighborhood….. RADICAL DUDE!! The fucking kid is like 18 GET A CAR WHITE TRASH
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