A Canadian high school student has been suspended from classes after confronting a school secretary about her extracurricular work as a porn star. A 14-year-old student at Etchemins Secondary School in Levis, Quebec, has been disciplined after asking the office worker and adult film star for her autograph. The clerical worker — who acted under the name Samantha Ardente — refused to give the student an autograph and reportedly urged him to keep quiet about her roles in films like “Serial Abusers 2,” The Toronto Star reports. But the student did the opposite, reportedly creating a Facebook page under the woman’s porn name… The clerical worker wasn’t the only person who got suspended from the school… This isn’t the first time a school employee has taken heat for starring in risque movies. Earlier this month, a Missouri teacher resigned after a student discovered she had acted in adult films in the 1990s. The same teacher was forced to leave a previous job in 2006 when her past in porn first came to light.

Click here for the NSFW-ish clip from “Serial Abusers 2.”  That is, unless you’ve already got it saved to your hard drive at home.

How’s this for an injustice?  The kid could’ve just kept this to himself.  He could’ve been selfish, content to just keep Miss Ardente’s secret, and saved for himself the special, intimate bond that can only come between you and your school secretary once you’ve shared with her how you just rubbed one out to her and by the way she was great in that 3-way scene and her boob job looks terrific.  But did our boy look out only for Number 1?  No.  He shared this gift with not only the other kids, but with the world.  And now he’s being persecuted for doing the right thing.  It’s unfair.  Lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!  What the hell has gotten into French Canadians, anyway?  First they’re calling 911 on Zdeno Chara, now they’re persecuting a kid for something he should get an award for.  No justice for this kid, no peace.  @jerrythornton1