Knee Jerk Reactions to Week 15: Pats vs Bills

Things to consider while suggesting that Russell is the Survivor equivalent of the 2007 Patriots:
*I suppose we’ve gotten to the point where we can stop apologizing if every game isn’t a masterpiece and just say a win is a win. I mean, sure, you miss the epic blowouts and the dominating offense, but Spielberg isn’t going to produce a “Jaws” or a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” every time out, and sometimes you’ve got to be content with “The Terminal.”
*But I’m stymied as to why. This offense is the same exact personnel as that unstoppable juggernaut from two years ago. Unless maybe, without us realizing it, Donte Stallworth was really the engine that made the whole thing go.
*If that is the case, I suggest we get Julian Edelman incarcerated with an elaborate escape plan tattooed all over his body and spring Stallworth so we can finally see a 4th quarter 1st down again.
*Dropped passes, lousy route running, allowing Paul Posluzny to grab an interception, his production way, way down. Yup, there’s only one conclusion to draw here. Wes Welker is disgruntled and quit on his team. I’m sure we can look forward to hearing OJ McDuffie say this is the reason they ran him out of Miami.
*The first sign we were in for a less than stellar day was Buffalo’s first drive when Greg Gumbel said “you probably won’t recognize Richie Incognito” and noted Latin scholar Dan Dierdorf didn’t get the joke. I’m sure it killed though during that pre-production dinner with Ryan Fitzpatrick.
*Besides, everyone recognizes Incognito from when he played Augustus Gloop.
*The cockeyed optimist in me is starting to think that maybe the Pats defense is coming around for a solid playoff run. At the very least they dug around the sofa cushions and found the pass rush they lost weeks ago. And I love that presnap no down lineman look. I remember them doing a similar thing against Drew Bledsoe in Buffalo and wondered if we’d ever see it again. It wreaked havoc with the Bills blocking assignments to the point where Fitzpatrick couldn’t even call out the Mike linebacker and guys were coming free virtually every time they ran it.
*Which is a nice little reminder that while sure, Teddy Roosevelt and Henry David Thoreau went to Harvard, so did Al Gore, Bill O’Reilly and the Unabomber.
*Given the way the Pats defense got pushed around on that opening drive, it was actually a remarkable turn around. It was the first time we got to see Ron Brace since the exhibition games, and he was just dominated by double teams on that drive. Ordinarily you’ll see Patriots MLBs reading double teams and hitting the gaps (assuming that’s where the ball is coming most plays) but Mayo and Guyton looked hesitant and were getting caught moving sideways instead of downhill and it looked like it we were in for another natural disaster like the one in New Orleans. But at the moment, I don’t think a little optimism is out of line.
*I understand that the blitz has never been a major tenet in the Tao of Belichick. That “getting after the quarterback” and “moving him off his spot” is the kind of thing empty suits on the NFL panel shows love to say, but sending extra rushers is simply not how the Pats have built a dynasty. But still, it’s a hell of a lot of fun watching Tully Banta-Cain and Derrick Burgess get taken off the leash once in a while.
*Back to the no tackle look. It changed the entire complexion of the game. Prior to that the Pats were in their base 3-4, with 2-deep man under coverage and just getting overpowered, with their line getting knocked off the ball. Once Buffalo was 3rd & goal from the 7 that they broke it out and forced a pass that had zero chance of being completed. They ran it again on 3rd & 12 of the Bills second possession and Rob Ninkovich came free for the sack. It’s obviously something you’re not going to use very often, but it’s been so long since Belichick implemented a scheme that causes QB incontinence, that any new look like this is welcome.
*Brace actually ended up playing about a B- game. He could stand some sand in his pants, and even Vince Wilfork was clueless about how to play nose in the Pats system for a good two years. But when they weren’t doubling him, he more than held his own against Geoff Hangartner on 1st down. Though that facemask that negated Guyton’s sack was unforgivable. That cheap extracurricular stuff might fly at Mary Ann’s on Thirsty Thursday, but in the NFL, they’ll call you for that, pal.
*Though in fairness to Brace, ordinarily at this time of year he’d be getting ready for BC’s annual trip to the prestigious Boise Bowl, so cut him some slack.
*I’ve been meaning to say this for weeks, but Mike Wright is one bad mamma jamma. On the first play after the holding call, he went in at nose, blew past Hangartner untouched on a toss sweep to Fred Jackson and tackled him for a loss. The very next play, back at end, he overpowered Kirk Chambers for a sack. But his best play all year was late in the game when the Pats blitzed on 4th & 8, Fitzpatrick completed it to Josh Reed, who juked Brandon Meriweather and Wright got back to make the tackle 29 yards up field. 29 yards For an interior lineman If this was baseball, someone would have a stat on that, but it’s got to be some kind of a record, right?
*So if Moss is a lazy, dispirited malcontent, why is it he’s still drawing more attention than Rachel Urchitel? There wasn’t a play all game where he went deep without seeing safety help. And I give Bill O’Brien credit for moving him around, getting him inside the numbers running some 3-step drop routes and creating some underneath mismatches for him.
*The Moss TD being Exhibit A. They lined him up at the Y-receiver spot with Edelman at the Z. Moss had Reggie Corner head up on him, Corner blitzed, Edelman ran a 10 yard square in, which made Terrance McGee jump the route and left Moss wide open. It was a beautifully designed play and an example of what would happen every time a team doesn’t assign two guys to stop Moss.
*And it makes you wonder what would happen if they had another deep threat. Sam Aiken can run with anyone, but it’s pretty clear by now he’s got the hands of a career special teamer. Seriously, the way he muffed that onsides kick, it wouldn’t surprise me to find out he has Oswald Cobblepot-like flippers for hands.
*So just to clarify the Brady Rule: Wilfork can hit a QB square in the numbers, that’s a penalty. Aaron Schobel dives at the World’s Most Precious Reconstructed Knee, that’s not a penalty. I’m looking forward to hear the Mike “Minister of Propaganda” Peirrera explain that one.
*And Dierdorf can shut his bratwurst hole blaming Kevin Faulk for that Schobel play. I’d trust Faulk to protect my kids from a bear attack.
*Another nice wrinkle they added on offense was running the ball out of the trip set, which has always been a passing formation for them. On the last play of the 1st, they ran it on 1st down, with Chris Baker pulling into the opposite side B gap, blowing up Chris Draft and springing Maroney for 9. As far as I can tell, they ran out of the same formation about a half dozen times and got decent yardage every time.
*And while LoMo’s numbers don’t exactly make you weep like Salieri reading the “Marriage of Figaro” sheet music, he’s picking up tough yards on a regular basis. There’ve been times I wouldn’t count on him to run a loaf of Butter Top through the pre-blizzard crowd in the Stop & Shop bread aisle, but he’s fighting through the line better than he ever has in his career.
*Either Junior Seau is getting more reps now, or Vs is taping a special inside linebacker episode of “Sports Jobs.”
*Do you think that out of all the speeches, press releases, position papers and conferences that were delivered in Copenhagen, there’s one person there who can explain to me how, on a day when my snowblower chose a coward’s death and I spent three hours shoveling, it was pleasant and sunny in Buffalo? I want global warming and I want it now.
wait wait wait…survivor is still on?
That piece contained 1,446 words, which is 1,200 too many. My eyes are bleeding.
That Pats defensive scheme was a gimmick. Great coaching job by Belichick to design a winning plan without Wilfork or Warren. He didnt let Fred Jackson and Lynch control the game. However, that gimmick defense wont work against a good QB. Take away the surprise element and that defense might have not worked at all.
Bottom line is the Pats defense is a different beast without Wilfork.
Good coaching job by Belichick though. He needed that. He was out-coached three times this year.
They should move Aiken to DB in dime packages. He has the size, speed, and hands to make it all happen.
Teabags,
And therefore… what? I should change what I’ve been doing here since about 2005 to accommodate you? Take your Ritalin and go lay down for a while. Or skip some parts. Or go fuck your dead aunt for all I care.
Did anyone else notice Adalius Thomas PLAYING?
jesus JT…that must have been brewing for a while
Jerry Thornton said: { Dec 21, 2009 – 01:12:24 }
“I should change what I’ve been doing here since about 2005 to accommodate you?”
No. Me and 99% of the remaining people on the Earth (or “Erf,” as Randy Moss calls it). And go clean your panties, you humorless slut.
Jerry, despite other comments, I look forward to the comments every morning after. It’s been a pleasure to read as always… now if you’ll excuse me I need to go fuck my dead aunt.
teabags has got to be the guy “detox” who calls the radio show and has useless info to talk about!
*The cockeyed optimist in me is starting to think that maybe the Pats defense is coming around for a solid playoff run. At the very least they dug around the sofa cushions and found the pass rush they lost weeks ago.”
Not to be a downer but that’s called the Bills O-line is ATROCIOUS.
Teabags, you really sound too stupid to live. Hopefully your eyeballs will keep bleeding.
Jerry just let it go and ignore him. It’s not worth the trouble. Or just have EP ban him.
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I’m sorry, Teabags, but if you want a a 500-word essay that won’t make you think, go read Rick Reilly, you fucking moron.
Great comment after the week 2 superbowl win by the Jets. Yes, the team talked about it like they won the superbowl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpbavxDJjYg
where does one get a hat like that in the jungle??
Great stuff as always Jerry.
You wanna know how you can tell that Teabags sister has her period. His mother tastes blood on his dick.
I am with Jerry on this one Teabags.
Nice, informative work Jerry! look forward to this every week
Obscure Amadeus and Batman references in a football blog. It’s like Dennis Miller on MNF except actually entertaining.
Just ball-busting, kids, which is all part of the fun here. No need for a Jerry-Thornton-kiss-ass-group-grundle-lick, although I’m sure JT enjoys the well of support.
Pats miss a Stallworth type receiver who can stretch the middle of the field. That’s the piece the offense doen’t posses. Edelman, although great, is a Welker clone. Aiken is Featherstone from Necessary Roughness.. TO is signed to a one year contract with Buffalo…sign him under a Moss like agreement.
was it just me or did it seem CBS ran a commercial every 30 seconds yesterday.
Richie Incognito looks like the fat bastard from the Varsity Blues movie
Teabag – you got the hook, buddy. Head to the shower.
I think they miss Gaffney more than Stallworth, although Stallworth was like a 4.35 kinda guy as Countofnfidfhtisto says
Teabag…If you don’t enjoy the article dont fucking read it. For most of us this article helps ease the pain of realizing that were not completely dominant anymore, and every word helps. So shut the fuck up and go read the New York Stool? Jerry keep it up dont let the haters bring you down.
Featherstone caught 2 passes in the final game of the season. That was clutch.
Augustus Gloop? I had to google that one.
Augustus Gloop: enormous boy who has “fat bulging from every fold, with two greedy eyes peering out of his doughball of a head.”
Nice job as usual Jerry, Faulk would protect children from a bear attack too.
Jerry – words are too difficult for Teabag to understand. Please start doing your Knee Jerk Reactions in comic strip format.
Beat it Teabag. We wait for this every Monday. At least I do. I fucking hate work and I hate the media so this is the little salvation I have
Micktavish- Augustus Gloop is from “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”
JT, one theory to float about the offense. Pats are on their 3rd Offensive Coordinator in three years. And like and good umpire, you shouldn’t notice him if he’s doing his job… this year though, he’s noticed. The play calling in the second half was atrocious. Maroney left, Maroney left on a delay, try and hit Welker on 3rd and 8. Repeat for four series… They completely abandoned what had them moving in the first half, and this isn’t the first week it’s happened.