“I know the vacuum cleaner man… he’s seen my tits”

I have no clue how there weren’t any follow up questions to this. I love this crazy old broad. America loves this crazy old broad. We want to know more. Why has the vacuum cleaner man seen her tits? Is that how he accepts payment? Does she just flash random people? How did they age? There are like a million questions and this journalist just wants the dirt on some stupid broken window. Completely ignore the “fix a Dyson for a tit flashing” ring that’s running rampant and focus on a pane glass window. And people wonder why old media is dying. Sex sells. Give it to us.

PS – lady is basically still a kid when it comes to sex. He’s seen my tits! It’s true, it’s true! I wouldn’t lie!