Learn To Flirt
Wait a mintue. When this lady was accosting Melvin and demanding that he say something was that flirting? Because Melvin looked like he was scared shitless of this bitch. Just about to piss himself right on the spot. And what’s Ernest doing in this class? You telling me this bro needs help with the fairer sex? No chance. Dude has swag for days. I don’t know. I’m just not sold on this lady’s flirting ability. Who am I to question a pro? Well I pretty much fucked “Crazy Town” in South Beach so you tell me who is the boss of flirting.
Aside from these amazing clips and goofy pictures, what do WE get outta your trip to Miami? Like I’m looking for some new slant to the sight as a result of your trip but so far, all we got is this. Please tell me you have something up your sleeve bro. Like the next time I log into my username, some fiery senorita from Cuba hops out from under my desk axin me to put my dick up her ass. So I mean, now you know where my expectations are, pimp. See what you can put together.
that lady sounds in the flirt vid sounds just like jenna…..crazytown is fucking gold pres.
youd have to be from “crazytown” to think this would work
Any excuse to post a high quality video of yourself, huh Prezzybear?
call me old fashioned (im 24) but whatever happened to asking the girl if you could buy her shots? worked on michelle beadle when i saw her at a bar, (ok.. i didn’t fuck her but she said yes) i think it will work on the no name model that looks like the real life betty bop
crazytown is gold. tshirts!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
It’s pretty obvious that sales guy does the majority of his filming from behind bushes or outside bedroom windows, dude was totally out of his element
El Pres’ body is CrazyFattyLumpytown.
Hilarious…just one funny moment after another…..for some reason it was even hilarious that you were talking but your face was completely black, couldnt see anything…nothing…gold
Even funnier because I know you were just hammered by then….and you and this slug are just parading around south beach and people are literally parting like the red sea when you come in the room.
It will be interesting to find out how much the BSS empire is really worth during the Portnoy v. Portnoy divorce case.
jonnycapp get off of pres’s dick. you’re not cool. what you write is absolutely painful so do us a favor and stop.
Drew92 ( whoever the fuck that is?? ) if I do, what will you comment on then? That’s right bitch, nuffin. One.
Blackdouche, shouldn’t you be over on that hilariously well written blog of yours
(I see it hasn’t been updated for a month and a half)
Those 7 distinct visitors aren’t gonna entertain themselves
Drew, meet the evil one – he’s my top luitenant.
LOL?
Dumbass. You should have asked her if she was interested in your purple starfish swag. That would have at least sparked a conversation. Amateur.
This blog was D.O.A. after the first post.
way to spell lieutenant wrong retard
CHICK SOUNDS LIKE JENNA
drew92 – reppin the “Spell Check Crew”. Womp, Womp! Jump back down to Philly and work on your game bro, we’ll call you up if anything changes.
id give that a lady a real pearl necklace. Melvin is the fucking man!
You 2 playing slap and tickle were the 2 most obvious dudes playing “i would have, I could have, i should have” in the entire joint. Bouncing horrid lines off each other, by yourselves, in the corner, in the dark. Sales guys B.O. must have been horrendous at this point.
bro that bitch named kathy sounds EXACTLY like jenna marbles. tell me i’m wrong.
slut
anytime you “work on a pickup line” on a girl worth anything kiss your fucking chances goodbye. i know this was supposed to be a funny joke for the blog (because we all know you had less than zero chance with that broad) so that advice was for all the regulars. if you use a line on a chick and it works fuck her chuck her and go get tested
crazytown! Anybody ever tell you that you sound like Tom Green?