Leonardo DiCaprio Is A God Damn Savage
Listen I can’t stand cigarettes. I hate girls who smoke. But having said that after seeing how smooth Leonardo Dicaprio looks here smoking this butt I’m smoking from now on. Just wearing a white tshirt and puffing smoke right in bitches faces while drinking my drinks with a girlie straw. I mean look at him! God damn savage! Hottest fucking chicks in the world fighting over each other to sit next to him. I almost want to suck his dick here he looks so fucking cool. Any girl who says he’s not the #1 fuck on the planet is a total asshole period.
PS – Clean it up Jonah Hill. You’re embarrassing yourself.
“I miss hockey so much!”-Bruins Bandwagoner
Also, funny how they “forget” the Habs DECADES of DOMINATION.
Jonah Hill has the best rack on that boat.
Locked Out Habs fan was wearing Hammer pants the last time he celebrated a Stanley Cup. Stay relevant, Montreal.
subliminal message EP, “I almost want to suck his dick”? You are definitely dying to come out of the closet, you are the Hebrew version of Fat Vito from Sopranos.
hahaha Jonah, he looks like he’s in a scene from “Get him to the Greek” but its Dicaprio instead.
i don’t get why this is posted on this website.
I guess Jonah Hill was sick of looking like a lesbian with all the weight he had lost. Good look turd! Oh and nice “Boss” hat dick….
thats an extra long cigarette he’s got there in pic 2
So Jonah is getting fat again?
The greatest thing about Dicaprio is that he truly is NOT that great looking a dude, he’s skinny fat at best once in a while he gets sorta “cut” for a role then goes back to laying on beaches and polishing off boat drinks, he’s kinda awkward w/ a slouch, can’t comment on the face cuz I’m not a broad but I would think its average on the celeb scale. He’s just a talented motherfucker – a god damn proven cocksman.
Fat Jonah Hill > Skinny Jonah Hill
@bostonworm is dead on the fucking money. DiCaprio is an inspiration and a hero to all men. He’s no Clooney, but he’s close. Basically if I had the fame/cash this dude has, I’d want to live this EXACT lifestyle. Minus Jonah Hill’s tits in my face.
locked out habs fan, I’m going to dig up Maurice Richard’s grave this weekend and throw you in his coffin.
Fucking bunch of tools.
Jonah Hill probably owns a starfish pinny to pair with his “BAWSE” hat
Real name: Jonah Hill Feldstein. Oy vay.
I understand its part of the schtick but el gonzo, you are definitely part, if not all homo. Almost an obsession of yours to talk about banging guys and sucking dick so if you draw enough attention to something you can hide in public. I don’t buy it for a second. You want to blast abba and wear yoga pants. You can tell people you are a top I guess and that would be a bit more understandable with the gambling and sports interests and all.
honest question: do you think jonah hill got laid on that boat? and why.
Looks like a fake electro cigarette….Last pic Jonah eye raping the topless broad
I see Jonah Hill took the hint and stopped being skinny
cheers to Kid Dynamite for being the only person i’ve seen with an avatar on this site.
FML
DiCaprio>everyone else.
I lose.
I’d like to see him try to fight the ninja turtle for name supremacy. Even though Leonardo was probably the lamest of all 4 turtles. Gave the color blue a bad name.
Calvin J. Candie always has a stable of bitches. I wonder if there was a Mandigo fighting pit in the bottom of that boat.
P.S. Pres, you had to know the jig was up on Jenna when she said she wouldn’t bang Leo. That is a red flag if I’ve ever seen one.
is this the titanic?
jonah hill is just killin it, and thats totally an e-cig
i need the uncensored pic of sofia vergera tit and i needed it yesterday
Jonah Hill couldn’t get laid on a Greek submarine
Jonah Hill still pulls more tail in a week than you do in a year
Looks like Jonah gave up on the cocaine diet
My life really sucks.
Almost? Really?
Who the fuck invited Jonah Hill
I get the running joke about Pres being a fag, but do people really crack jokes about wanting to suck dick? Obviously we all make fun of others for sucking dick. No issue here with gays, but a guy talking about sucking dick (joking or not) is just always going to sound weird. And gay.
DiCaprio is like the greatest catch and release fisherman of all time. Dude lands fucking 10′s (that any other guy in the world would stuff and mount on the wall for the rest of their days and be happy with) and then he just throws them right back into the water…and lands another one…it’s unreal. I just wanna ride behind this dudes boat and pick up the bitches in his wake.
word is he smokes electronic cigs, give em a try dave
I hope the fucking boat sinks
I wonder what percentage of straight single women in the country would not fuck him on a one night stand, oh never mind I dont think I wanna know…..Fuckin Cocksman he is!!
You would look so gay sucking his dick.
Listen up you hermaphrodite loving queer. People like Leo getting ass have more to do with karma than your subserving ways than anything, you no talent ass clown.
Also, I drink and smoke so I don’t have to recognize anything or anyone nor they I. What the fuck is he doing?
chick on the right in pic 1 is also ripping an e-boge
Shit on Jonah all you want, but he’s hanging out with topless chicks on a yacht while Renee’s fully clothed sleeping in the spare bedroom.
None of those chicks are in the same fucking zip code as Bar Rafael. He’s slumming big time. Good for him though, they probably all bark for it in the ass.
Why should Jonah Hill even try, after Leo picks his haram for the night… Jonah knows every single leftover of those gold digging sexy bitches will blow him just to get on set meet Seth Rogan
Last picture, girl on far right.. did you leave your ass at home? Eat something.
Leo loves that UCLA hat, btw. I was accidentally escorted to his VIP booth at Club XS in Vegas in May 2010 and he was wearing that same exact hat (along with an 11 sitting next to him). Dude’s got a serious noggin.