Leprechaun In Mobile Alabama Shirts Are Fucked To Shit

Okay just a quick update on our Leprechaun in Mobile Alabama shirts. The first batch just arrived today and they are all fucked to shit. I don’t know what happened, but they are just way too small. Basically one or two sizes off. It seems like an XXL should be a large. An XXXL should really be an XL. So here is what I’m doing. I’m going to eat the first fucking order and I’ve reordered a totally new batch of shirts back to the old style. They’re not as soft but at least they are normal sized. They will arrive on Monday and ship ASAP. So you’ll still have them by St. Patricks Day. I’m also going to stick 3 bucks and a fucking scratch ticket in every order. Sucks doing it this way, but trust me it’s better than getting a large which looks like it’s a hat for your dick or something. I guess that’s what I get for trying to buy nicer shirts huh? I get fucked in the ass. Probably can’t eat now for like 3 weeks trying to get back to even with these bitches.
PS – Girl shirts will remain the same.
Awesome, Pres tries to push the envelope and gets the envelope pushed up his ass instead.
Win win
Can’t eat for 3 weeks huh? Maybe you shouldn’t have told Jenny to pound sand.
If it makes you feel any better, if my scratch ticket is a winner I’ll give you half.
” So you’ll still have them by St. Patricks Day.”
2011
That picture gets me every time
i agree with the scratch ticket trinity – if i win, something good, half goes to the stool!
or…well..at least the the $27 dollars back.
Alabama Leprechaun messed with your order. “Say Yea”
so can you still order the soft ones or is that off the table at this point?
You could’ve at LEAST gotten the phrasing correct.
If you LISTEN, he CLEARLY says:
“Who ALL seen the Leprec…….”
Not “Who else.” Wearing these shirts will make you look like a retard.
db2496@columbia.edu
I ordered mine from the NY site and it said it shipped today. Is my shirt going to be mini?
It didn’t ship. We print labels as fast as we can so we’re ready when we get the shirts
Ok, thanks.
just watched it again, he clearly says “Who Else”, trust me , i have few friends who are from the south and i understand em
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
Ahh man I live in FL so it’s a shame that if I win the big 10,000 on the scratcher i’l have to make a trip up to MA. Good deal though.
can i get an XXL soft one?
Only reason I bought the shirt was to try something hoping it was higher quality than the usual.
I’m with SnookiCookie and would rather try a larger size of the softer shirt. Or did you have to ship all of them back and you ate the shipping cost? Why not just make them all Standard American (AA) blanks?
say what you want about El Pres, but he takes shirt orders seriously…good guy, now let’s get the mother fucker a blowjob
I second what SnookiCookie wrote – I’ll take one of the XXL’s if it comes to a large anyway.
Good man prez. As much as I rip you for that I will now support your blow job cause. Its the least I can do.
Just bought a shirt so maybe you can take The First Lady for a little dollar menu action. Or just take the $24 and put it on eightyfiveinafifty next time you see it on TVG. Horse is gold.
karma for ripping people $23 for a single color t-shirt….maybe.
that’s what you get for using american apparel
If I was to order one, at this pojnt A: Would it get here by the weekend after St Pats (there is a parade in my hometown)? and B: Do I have order a Big Pun sized version to get XL?
they will shrink.