Life Ain’t Fair – Jessica Biel Accepts Friends With Benefits Arrangement With Timberlake

(Fuck you dude)

Fox – Despite widespread reports of their split, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel continue to be photographed together. Could a reconciliation be in the offing? Kind of. A source tells Fox411 that despite appearances, the two are definitely not back together full-time. Instead, they are going the time-tested route of first seeing what its like being part-time lovers. Yes, it appears Justin and Jessica are now “friends with benefits.” “Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn’t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn’t able to date other people,” says the insider. “Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship.” “At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn’t exactly how she wanted things to be,” the source explains. “She’s still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey.”

Well this story just totally ruined my day. I mean I’d divorce the First Lady in like 2 seconds just to hold hands with Jessica Biel and here is Justin Timberlake basically making her clean other chicks cum off his dick and she’s totally cool with it. Life just ain’t fair. I knew I should have joined the Mickey Mouse club and been gay growing up instead of playing sports. Then I would have been fucking Jessica Biel rather than that pussy Timberlake. Instead I’m just a married dude who’s not even allowed to cheat on his wife. This shit sucks.