Lindsay Lohan Suing ETrade for 100 Million Claiming Milkaholic Baby Based On Her
NYPOST – The world revolves around Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering, The Post has learned. The actress filed a lawsuit yesterday in Nassau County Supreme Court over the commercial that debuted during the Super Bowl this year. Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said. “They used the name Lindsay,” Ovadia said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.” Chris Brown, a spokesman for Grey Group, which produced the spot, is throwing cold milk on the controversy, saying it “just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team.”
Obviously when I first read this story I getting ready to write an entire rant about how crazy Lindsay Lohan is. How she has officially hit rock bottom, how her death pool odds are now 1/5, blah, blah, blah. But I got to be honest. That line from the Grey Group spokesman is weird. Very weird.
Lindsay is “just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team.”
Umm, why would you even dignify this with an official response? And not only that, but with a statement that appears to rationalize where you came up with the name Lindsay. Dude, it’s the name Lindsay. It’s like the most common name on the planet. Like if you’re going to issue a statement shouldn’t it be more like
“Lindsay Lohan is a crackhead that has lost her fucking mind and this lawsuit is so outrageous that we worry for her health and well being and think she should be stuck in an insane asylum immediately for her own safety and the safety of those around her”
Not with “there is a girl in our office named Lindsay. It was meant to be her” I don’t know it just stinks to me. So as crazy as it seems it wouldn’t shock me to hear it was based on her. Am I the only one who feels this way?
Vote 1 for this is so crazy that Lindsay may be right and 10 for she’s just an insane slut
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Fuckin Lindsay Lohan… Bitch needs to get her head out of her ass and realize that no one gives a shit about her. She was decent in Mean Girls, i wont lie, but honestly the only news i wanna hear about her is that shes giving out free titty fucking sessions at the crack house…
I wonder how much “pain and suffering” that 31 second ad for stock trading really caused this attention whore.
She has really sunk. If she was together, she would welcome the possible relationship to her rather than trying to do what it seems everyone is doing and trying to cash in on a lawsuit.
No wrongdoing here, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyG5BfBeVxY
Oh and Prez, do you think she just put the ante up to 100mil just for fun? I mean she’s obviously not expecting to win this, right? It’s like waiting for the Bruins to stand up for their own player..
The only people who would draw the conclusion that a milkoholic baby named Lindsay is based off of Lindsay Lohan are people who watch figure skating.
Only in America.
ThisGuy actually knows thischick named Lindsay who legit drinks 5 to 8 glasses of milk a day. How much will ThisChick get?
I have this cunt in the dead pool I’m in
she was so hot in mean girls…the fuck happened? i mean, besides the intense coke hoovering.
According to her lawyers, he should assume that every time you hear the name Lindsay you associate it with drunk, coke slut who can’t get work in Hollywood
If the baby was a cumoholic maybe Lindsay would have a case
Saw the ad and never in a thousand years would have made the connection.
Maybe if the baby’s name was “Tara” it would have clicked.
will someone please lace her next 8ball with rat poison, please?
I have seen, and laughed at this commercial 75 times at least and not ONCE did I think of Lohan. She’s clearly insane.
Based on her or not, she shouldn’t get 100 million for being called a MILKAHOLIC when we all know her she’s a crackhead.
Greedy lawyers + dumb bitch. Great combo, thanks LA.