Local Man Catches Largest Mako Shark Of Alltime…Puts Him in the Camel Clutch

Boston.com - A Scituate man reeled in a 624-pound mako shark Thursday, possibly breaking the record for the biggest male mako ever caught, a specialist said. Taylor Sears, 20, a Massachusetts Maritime Academy junior who said he fishes every day of the summer, said, “I’ve caught a million sharks before, but never anything this feisty.’’Dr. Greg Skomal of the state Division of Marine Fisheries said the 10-foot fish is the largest male mako shark ever to be recorded in the Atlantic Ocean and appears to be the largest male mako ever caught anywhere.“We didn’t think they got this big, basically,’’ he said.

This is how we roll in Boston.  We don’t just beat you.   We humiliate you.    Like it’s not bad ass enough to catch the biggest fucking Mako of all time.  Oh no…this kid went and put him in the fucking camel clutch just to teach it a lesson.  Now I know what all the critics are going to say. How do we really know this is the biggest Mako shark ever caught? Well take a look at that old dude standing next to the fish in the first picture and tell me he hasn’t been alive since the ocean was invented. So if he says it’s the record, it’s the fucking record.  Just admit mother nature. You got beat. Now somebody do me a favor and cue the music already….

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» does this name get me laid said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:56 }

i bet that guy is pulling all the pussy at ….Massachusetts Maritime Academy…well if there is any pussy there to be pulled…

» Scott Zolak said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:47 }

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAh

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» does this name get me laid said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:54 }

Scott, those are terrible predictions…what are you trying to say? That one douche was from Iceland…what the fuck do they know about Football

» CptKballs said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:22 }

That old dude is wearing Jorts. I’ll take his word on fishing.

» JimmySmokes said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:56 }

1. Nice to see the old dude sporting the velcro sneakers, can you say
“easy on, easy off?”

2. Guaranteed the red Solo cup contains Crown Royal and “a couple of cubes.”

» sinker said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:45 }

“Well take a look at that old dude standing next to the fish in the first picture and tell me he hasn’t been alive since the ocean was invented. So if he says it’s the record, it’s the fucking record. Just admit mother nature. You got beat.”

hilarious….classis pres…. good work today ol boy

» GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:35 }

Jizzele is doing the dance step she invented called the Horseface Hustle.

» Scott Zolak said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:04 }

im saying the pats are getting no respect. and i love it.

» Aguado said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:41 }

Does catching the largest mako shark get you laid?

um…does the Iron Shiek enjoy giving the Camel Clutch?

» AprilBuchanon said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 01:08:48 }

I love that those jorts are not a product of a Floridian for once in the history of BSS…

» BangSloots said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 02:08:53 }

I gotta say – that doesnt look like a Mako at all…

» johnsonboston said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 04:08:24 }

i graduated high school with this kid, boston.com comments is ripping him for being a shark killer and that he shouldve returned it.. peta fags

» ShawnThornton22 said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 06:08:08 }

Yeah the hippies are really raging over there go get him some support from people who have eaten meat before.

» ShawnThornton22 said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 06:08:40 }

By the way sweet camel clutch.

johnsonboston that you BJ?

» There Never Was A Curse... said: { Aug 31, 2009 - 08:08:04 }

Gisele has some serious Man face. Gross… also, can someone feed the bitch? Damn…. Beanpole.

» johnsonboston said: { Sep 1, 2009 - 12:09:20 }

yeah its me

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