I’m so over hating Ryan Lochte. Actually, I’m embarrassed I ever did. Maybe it’s because it has been brought to my attention that he and I are practically identical twins but I’m so Team Lochte now it’s crazy. What did we even hate him for? Because he’s a dumb jock. Because his mom says he has one night stands and not relationships. Because he wears Grillz on the podium like an asshole. Basically we hated him for being a loud mouthed stupid idiot. AKA an American. Hated him for being one of us. Yeah I guess he shit the bed when it counted but what did you expect? The guy literally just admitted to having trouble talking and moving at the same time. You really think he could perform on the big stage? If I was him I would have gone across the pond with the same goal: get the media talking about me. The Olympics come around once every 4 years. Enjoy all your gold medals worth pennies, Phelps. Lochte is doubling down into appearances on 90210 and possibly The Bachelor. It’s disgusting that I had blinders on for the last three weeks and hated this guy. He was the most American person in London. USA! USA! USA!
PS – he’d totally kick Phelps’ ass on that rope course.