I’ll tell you this much. I guarantee when Lohan peeled herself off the cement at 2:30 am somebody’s dick got ripped off for sure. Love this slut.
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“I’d hit that twenty times sideways if I had the chance,”
That’d be like running your pecker around the inside of a urinal at Grand Central Station.
I’m sure it will catch up with her and someday day she’ll look like Tawny Kitaen
In her fuckin’ dreams!
Seriously, this chick pounds the shit out of her body night in and night out with booze, cigarettes, coke, dicks, and the occasional vagina, yet she still looks damn good.
I’m sure it will catch up with her and someday day she’ll look like Tawny Kitaen, but right now full steam ahead!
I love this chick and have for some time now.
I’d hit that twenty times sideways if I had the chance, wife be damned!
cantmiz pull prez’s D out of your ass.
oh yeah to EP4P last time either kmarko or kfc checked im pretty damn sure EP had the title BOSS and his blood and sweat were those checks they love so much.
P.S. he tweets his dick off during the night and blogs his dick off during the day that is a damn superhero if i ever heard of one.
Umm i dont kno much about Lohan but 100 times out of 100 when she gets this bad there is a mugshot and her ass in jail in a couple weeks. you heard it her first
Blah blah blah… I could bang her… blah blah blah. Obviously she wants to suck that sidewalks dick, not yours. If you can prove to me that you’re a sidewalk then I’ll be glad to offer a sincere apology. Until then let’s all just go back to claiming we can all bang Miley Cyrus, at least she seems like she enjoys human manflesh – the same way her weird soulpatch-sporting dad does.
Nice call on Sharon Stone. When are these broads going to realize that smoking takes about 10 years off their time of being hot? So dumb.
She’s looking kind of Sharon Stone-ish circa early 90s.
Then why even post it? Like im not on of those Ep haters that just talks shit on all of his posts, look at my name. But its like dam what a shitty post just dont put it up then is all im saying.
EP4P, you realize this is an 8:00 blog post right? i commend the dedication
What a shitty blog. Seriously K marko and KFC blog circles around you bro.
shes still got it
I’m pretty sure that I could bang this cokehead boozehound if I wanted to
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