Reuters – A specialist ice cream parlour plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat. The breast milk concoction, called the “Baby Gaga,” will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists restaurant in London’s Covent Garden. Icecreamists founder Matt O’Connor was confident his take on the “miracle of motherhood” and priced at a hefty 14 pounds ($23) a serving will go down a treat with the paying public. Victoria Hiley, 35, from London was one of 15 women who donated milk to the restaurant after seeing the advert. She said she believes that if adults realised how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns. “What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother’s milk in an ice cream? And for me it’s a recession beater too — what’s the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash,” Hiley said in a statement. “I tried the product for the first time today — it’s very nice, it really melts in the mouth.” “Some people will hear about it and go, ‘yuck’ but actually it’s pure, organic, free-range and totally natural,” he said. “I had a Baby Gaga just this morning and I feel great.”


I got to admit that my first instinct upon hearing this story was that this was fucking disgusting.   But then I started thinking more about it.    And upon further review I actually think I’d be psyched to eat Blake Lively’s breast milk or Scarlett Johnannson’s breast milk. Or imagine going to a Red Sox game and being able to enjoy Heidi Watney’s breast milk on a warm summer night? I’d pay 23 bucks for that. But the problem is how do you know whose breast milk you’re getting? Like I don’t want some fucking fat chicks breast milk. That shit is gross. So for this to work I think the ice cream shop needs to post pictures of the sluts that donated their milk so the consumer can make an informed decision. Otherwise it’s too big of a risk.

PS – Hopefully this blog was PC enough for Heidi Watney. I was twittering with her a couple weeks ago and she asked that I keep in mind the fact that she has a mother when I talk about her on the Stool. I told her I’d take it into consideration.  I think I held up my end of the bargain here right?