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24 Responses to Long Island Wants To Secede: Claims They Could Kick The Shit Out of Ireland, Staten Island and Canada

1. 
   by Murray Chadwick on June 16, 2009 at 1:35 pm

   I generally hate the Daily Show and its whiny liberal crap, but that is a fucking funny video.
2. 
   by iammick on June 16, 2009 at 1:38 pm

   that would be a great war jersey vs long island
3. 
   by woodyswindycity on June 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm

   Article #1 – NO HOMOS. Well I’m off to war boys.
4. 
   by jumboman72 on June 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm

   exodus, patty, ilovefarts??
5. 
   by TheSeniorsenator on June 16, 2009 at 1:51 pm

   Belmar would kick Long Islands ASS
6. 
   by ilovefarts on June 16, 2009 at 1:51 pm

   exodus, patty and ilovefarts want to go to war against jumboman.
7. 
   by jumboman72 on June 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm

   ahhahahaha, ilove farts, oh my god i get more humor than you could ever know out of you 3. CLASSIC!!
8. 
   by YourVaginaSmellsLikeDick on June 16, 2009 at 1:55 pm

   Does anyone else think the stallworth thing is bullshit?
9. 
   by TeamFingerBlast on June 16, 2009 at 1:55 pm

   Jumboman isn’t even close to annoying as Ch@v was. That guy made me not even want to read the comments section.
10. 
    by jumboman72 on June 16, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    fine ill stop commenting. but only because fingerblast said so. see ya tyson, farts, and patty! all the best!!
11. 
    by itsMurda on June 16, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    72% of residents would like the new state to be called “Long Island”
    20% would like it to be called “Newer Jersey”
    2% would like “Strong Island”
    6% though secession was a way to give birth.
12. 
    by ilovefarts on June 16, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    TFB I agree but you got to admit this shitbag is getting annoying.
13. 
    by awm007 on June 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    where only the strong survive
14. 
    by Vanilla Ice on June 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    The gun tats are 100% real, I’ve met this kid before at The Boardy Barn in Long Island…
15. 
    by 5MinuteMajor on June 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Revere would want to join them. . . and you know what they say, “there goes the roast beef.”
16. 
    by 5MinuteMajor on June 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    This is pretty real too –

    Skanks

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_reality_shows?utm_source=a-section
17. 
    by TeamFingerBlast on June 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Fuckin Ch@v would comment 45 times per blog about nothing.
18. 
    by chuckt12345 on June 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    they have no clue there being made fun of
19. 
    by The-Viking on June 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    All I know is the chick at the 4 minute mark is fucking hot. God damn I love Mediterranean women…..
20. 
    by carpedeeznuts on June 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    YourVaginaSmellsLikeDick said: { Jun 16, 2009 – 01:06:18 }

    i didnt get that either…so what if you kill someone and they dont have a family to file a lawsuit will you only get 30 days in jail? hell of a justice system we got going on here
21. 
    by YourVaginaSmellsLikeDick on June 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    » carpedeeznuts said: { Jun 16, 2009 – 02:06:01 }

    There was a settlement too….but still. Guy should be in jail.
22. 
    by piratesalsa on June 16, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Murray Chadwick, a douchebag who bags on liberals without even knowing what the word liberal means. Hey Chadwick, this liberal would beat the piss out of your ignorant right-wing’s ass, fucktard.
23. 
    by Monty Capuletti on June 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    liberal (adj)—prone to siding with extortionist unions, tax evaders, unscrupulous lawyers, corrupt politicians and unemployable sacks of shit who pierce their faces.
24. 
    by Murray Chadwick on June 16, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    salsa – chill out son. I’m fairly certain that I wouldn’t have any problems handling someone who uses the word “fucktard”.