Long Island Wants To Secede: Claims They Could Kick The Shit Out of Ireland, Staten Island and Canada
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The true mark of a brilliant skit is when you can’t tell if it’s a joke or not. Like obviously the Daily Show knew this was a joke, but I don’t think those 3 dudes from Long Island were in on it. I mean that gun show tattoo looked pretty fucking authentic to me and he seemed deadly serious when he said “Long Island is packing some serious balls.” But what about his buddy who said Long Island could beat up Ireland, Staten Island, Canada and then slyly snuck in Europe? Nobody could be that dumb right? I mean who is he kidding? Ireland would whip on Long Island so fast it would make your head spin.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 06/16/09, 1:26 pm |
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I generally hate the Daily Show and its whiny liberal crap, but that is a fucking funny video.
that would be a great war jersey vs long island
Article #1 – NO HOMOS. Well I’m off to war boys.
exodus, patty, ilovefarts??
Belmar would kick Long Islands ASS
exodus, patty and ilovefarts want to go to war against jumboman.
ahhahahaha, ilove farts, oh my god i get more humor than you could ever know out of you 3. CLASSIC!!
Does anyone else think the stallworth thing is bullshit?
Jumboman isn’t even close to annoying as Ch@v was. That guy made me not even want to read the comments section.
fine ill stop commenting. but only because fingerblast said so. see ya tyson, farts, and patty! all the best!!
72% of residents would like the new state to be called “Long Island”
20% would like it to be called “Newer Jersey”
2% would like “Strong Island”
6% though secession was a way to give birth.
TFB I agree but you got to admit this shitbag is getting annoying.
where only the strong survive
The gun tats are 100% real, I’ve met this kid before at The Boardy Barn in Long Island…
Revere would want to join them. . . and you know what they say, “there goes the roast beef.”
This is pretty real too –
Skanks
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_reality_shows?utm_source=a-section
Fuckin Ch@v would comment 45 times per blog about nothing.
they have no clue there being made fun of
All I know is the chick at the 4 minute mark is fucking hot. God damn I love Mediterranean women…..
YourVaginaSmellsLikeDick said: { Jun 16, 2009 – 01:06:18 }
i didnt get that either…so what if you kill someone and they dont have a family to file a lawsuit will you only get 30 days in jail? hell of a justice system we got going on here
» carpedeeznuts said: { Jun 16, 2009 – 02:06:01 }
There was a settlement too….but still. Guy should be in jail.
Murray Chadwick, a douchebag who bags on liberals without even knowing what the word liberal means. Hey Chadwick, this liberal would beat the piss out of your ignorant right-wing’s ass, fucktard.
liberal (adj)—prone to siding with extortionist unions, tax evaders, unscrupulous lawyers, corrupt politicians and unemployable sacks of shit who pierce their faces.
salsa – chill out son. I’m fairly certain that I wouldn’t have any problems handling someone who uses the word “fucktard”.
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