Look At This 800lb Bride Trying To Steal My Shine On Inside Edition
Hey fatty get off the stage. This isn’t your show. I’m making rape jokes over here. Seriously get to the back of the line you freak. Today is my day on Inside Edition. Go eat your 38 Carl’s Junior cheeseburgers somewhere else. Fucking fat bitches. Always trying to cock block brothers. Plus this is obviously fake. There is no chance this thing is getting married. Clearly just a publicity stunt. Come on Inside Edition. Wake the fuck up. You got to be better than this.
You should have shown up to your interview wearing a tee shirt with one of Lisa Guererro’s titty pictures plastered on the front.
All I can think of seeing this is Crank Yankers where Birchum calls the Big Load Moving company to help get his fat wife out of his house and to his new one.
“Do you know what its like to be having sex with your wife and realize, ‘My god, I’m in a fold!’”
Buzz, your girlfriend, whoof! I guess you gotta be happy for her right? Because Im pretty sure the only thing she thought she’d bag would be 3 guacamole burgers, 2 chili chees fries, 9 tacos, a chocolate shake and a large coke. I just feel bad for the bro that has to sit next to Jabba the Hut on the honeymoon flight. Because you KNOW she’s trying to fit that 107″ ass into one seat…
Cant beat the underneath cleavage.
I am not sure why, but I laughed my fucking balls off when Shamu did the sideways kickout jump into the pool while holding her snout!
Seriously, single mom. Someone has already fucked that, and someone else wants to get in there? She needs to be sent out to a wildlife preserve and live a full(er) life.
Portnoy, there is a simple fix here. Rape Lisa Guerrero and post the video on BSS
Yo, bitch – Sheik Muhammud Izzi-Pizzi-Mahk-en-Chizzi called and said he wants his tent back!
Gross
She’s a size 6? Get her some skinny jeans and I’m in!!
Is there really a downside to 8 pairs of tits on a broad
just wait for next week’s edition when they visit with the caterer
As an aside, she looks truly radiant. Ah, young love
Nothing would please me more than grabbing her by the back of her head with my right hand and using my left and to mush one of those guacamole bacon burgers into her face as hard as I possibly could.
I bet that was a diet coke.
+10 for Evil One
Yes Evil One, 16 sacks of fat that can get cancer.
Straight up boner assassin.
This is why you don’t vote Democrat.
I love how these ponderous beasts are so proud of themselves, like eating until you are a whale and exceed the GVW of an F350 is some kind of talent…
Truly a revolting beast. Good luck to the poor soul who tries to say she looks beautiful while keeping a straight face. Assuming her diabetes doesn’t get the best of her before the ceremony.
They should just shoot her in the head after the vows, it’ll send her out on a high note and keep my future health insurance premiums down.
Seriously, what’s the point of living if you’re that fat?
The only thing I can think of is this whale’s family is fucking loaded and Chef Chubbychaser figures the more butter he uses the closer he gets to that inheritance. I aspire to being able to afford $50 lunch breaks at burger joints.
She should be eradicated from the planet.
something tells me this broad isnt going to be the most objective critic when it comes to her new hubby’s cooking, his professional career could suffer and thats all he has…cause lets face it, his social life has got to be top 5 worst all-time to marry this human fast-food baler. but whatever, follow your heart buddy!
Her husband must love to milk those udders
and this why countries hate us
NINE FEET AROUND!!!