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Major Brawl In Russian Oceanarium…People Getting Tossed Into the Pool Left And Right
I literally laughed out loud every single time somebody got knocked into the pool. Like I knew it was coming. I had already seen it 5 times and I still couldn’t help but laugh. Especially the dude who kept getting knocked in. The one who spent 2 seconds of this entire brawl on dry land. Simple pleasures for simple minds I guess. The only thing that could have made this better is if that was a Great White swimming around in the water and it ate people when they fell in. And maybe if the girl on the other side of the pool got naked at the end. But I guess beggars can’t be choosers.
PS – I don’t want to overstep my bounds and go making pool fight rules but from now on if you get knocked into the water you should be out. It’s like getting thrown over the top rope in a battle royal. Once your feet hit the ground or your head goes under you’re done for the day.
Like I literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any.
Like …
Proper footwear choice is huge in a battle like this. In fact, it’s everything.
PS I would do that girl next to the cameraman despite her awful bangs.
We are fucked if we ever need to fight the Russkies
fuckin love the old couple still sitting in the stands. Get em some popcorn!!
That was like the most relaxed brawl ever. In between throwing haymakers dudes just making their case like gentleman, then punches, then talking. Russians are fucking weird.
Honestly Pres, the entire time watching this I was thinking of the game I used to play, King of hill. Someone knocks you off the top, your fucking out. These Russians fight so nonchalant though huh. All calm, then the dude fans on an absolute bomb of an uppercut and goes back in the pool, gets out and tries to land another one.
I’m guessing the guys in black were some sort of security. Kinda came in there with sucker punches but still ended up in the pool more than the other dudes.
the one security guy goes in 5 times watch him and keep track. and who invited the tall guy, not fair, he was a wrecking machine, like the giant gonzalez and his fake muscle suit
did that one guy get knocked in 3 or 4 times?
we need a counter.
how about if one guy from the other team goes in you can come back to the brawl?
Give the tall kid (the one who comes flying in from the left at 1:49) a title shot at Wrestlemania, he won the Russian Rumble. Kid never even touched water, and was tossing Stanislavski’s left and right.
what the fuck’s an oceanarium??
i have a final tally:
DRUNK RUSSKIS SECURITY
8 0
FINAL
Rusky broad talking into the camera is pretty hot
roman polanski filmed that right?
if the swing and miss at 4:11 was followed up with a fall in the pool it could have been the greatest video ever
How about that uppercut attempt at the 2:54 mark? Absolutely devastating.
didnt tattle tale blue shorts from the start sort of need to be involved. all white shirt wanted was a dip in the pool.
next how is the hanging bell ignored, someone should be ringing that thing everytime someone went in.
wow… that was bad ass… UFC’s got nothing on these maniacs
how did the guy in white, who seemed to start the whole thing by being in the pool, never get thrown back in ….
So weird. Everyone sitting aroud like it was all fairly normal. Slow motion punches like they were all drunk. And yeah, how in the hell did the bloody white T-shirt guy never end up in the pool? Must have been the footwear, as someone said.
This is why god invented the internet.
That screaming bitch needs to calm the fuck down, they’re falling into a pool not a snake pit for fucks sake.
That is pretty much par for the course there in Ruskivill. Where the Fuck was the Dolphin in all this? Dude step up your game.
Where is this place that there is just a pool with a dolphin chillin in it?….it looks like a freakin indoor college pool.
My favorite is the girl fetching the shoes.
Drago is rolling over in his grave after this one, no punching power, no balance, terrible footwork. but thats what happens when you replace steroids with vodka
Fedor, these guys are not.
That was rich. I was waiting for the terminator to show a glimmer of weakness but it never came, that dude was a beast. Woulda been fun if his buddies turned on him somehow and he knocked them in the pool too. I also find it odd that the white shirt guy started out in the water, then despite being the worst of the worst the rest of the time, just sitting there taking punches to the nose and doing nothing, he seemed impossible to knock in the whole rest of the time. How curious
MY VODKAS BETTER…NO, MY VODKAS BETTER
The dolphins in the pool are easily the most intelligent mammals in this video. They were in the far corner, kicking back and laughing.
Talk about going off the deep end.
[...] This could be one of the funniest brawl videos of all-time. [...]
I was thinking a shark in the pool would be great as well. What a story Pres.
Have get the obligatory “in Russia comment”
In Mother Russia Oceanarium dolphin torpedoes you ! ! ! !
BTW this is the fuckin funniest brawl video ever ! ! ! ! The best is the guy who gets knocked in early on and can’t pull himself up out of the water.
Did I or did I not see a fucking DOLPHIN in that tiny Russian swimming pool? Where was the DOLPHIN during the melee? Nice life Dolphin. Living in a Russian swimming pool. I would have gone for a kill shot on that little fucker in the black t-shirt that kept getting dunked like a bitch.
Tall shirtless machine is a fucking legend huh? Dude barely threw a punch yet completely controlled the action here. It was almost as if this wasn’t the first time he’s tossed himself into a brawl down at the oceanarium. Pretty sure the security knew him already.
I’m pretty sure that the tall dude knocking everyone into the pool is Gronk.