Mall Santas Acting Like Assholes Never Gets Old
From Toronto – Santa tells kid the Leafs Suck
Mary Trent says she was shocked by the behaviour of the Lowe’s Toronto Christmas Market Santa Claus as her son approached him. After Santa arrived a half hour late for his appearance, he proceeded to insult the boy’s red plaid coat. “The first thing he tells my son is, ‘Oh, you look like Paul Bunyan,’ ” she said. “Really? Is that appropriate? “Then he said, ‘Oh, you’re wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs tuque, you shouldn’t be wearing that, they suck.’ At that point, I took my son and told him we should go, Santa isn’t being very good today.” “The person that had spoken those words is no longer at the Toronto Christmas Market and will not be there in the future,” Rosenblatt said.
From Maine – Santa Tells Girl Who Asks For A Doll She’s Getting A Football
A mall in Maine has sacked Santa Claus after children and parents complained he was rude, grumpy and wouldn’t even let one child sit on his lap. Jessica Mailhiot and her 6-year-old daughter, Chantel, went to see Santa this week. They tell WGME-TV he was rude and wouldn’t let the girl sit on his lap when they said they didn’t want to buy a $20 photo. Chantel says when she asked Santa for an American Girl doll, he replied she’d get an ‘‘American football.’’
Awesome. Nothing and I mean nothing is funnier than Bad Santas. I’m just trying to figure out which Bad Santa I like more. I think it’s got to be the Maine one. I’m just picturing him saying that to every kid no matter what they ask for that they’re getting a football. That’s the peak of comedy in my humble opinion. “I want a doll. Okay I’m giving you a football”. I laugh everytime.
Pretty sure, Neil’s funnier looking.
Maybe he should have just told the kid that hockey sucks in general.
There’s not a doubt in my mind that the Santa from Toronto was a half hour late because he was a titty bar. Not a doubt.
How pissed are you Jew bags that u don’t have a Santa?
From Barstool HQ – Another fatso playing Santa instructs Tom Brady’s son to sit on his lap after popping Viagra, but the only thing long and pointy felt by the child was Santa’s giant schnoz
if theres no video then it never happened
Remember when Pres used to write long, tedious essays justifying taking down posts? Well FUCK YOU, Pres. You think we wouldn’t remember you posting two days ago then taking it down without any explanation? Vanderbilt sorostitute sucking a dick: http://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/photobooth-the-scandal-curved-dicks-and-arab-chicks-vandy-finally-gives-back-to-the-sec-nsfw.118129/
A Jew trying to know shit about Christmas is pretty funny.
Trousertrout why don’t you kill yourself, fruit?
You’ll shoot your eye out kid.
What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew
“Oh you look like Paul Bunyan… I fucking hate Paul Bunyan.”
dear santa, for christmas i’d like 2 million internet dollars