SANDPOINT, Idaho (AP) An Idaho man has been charged with assault after authorities say he ordered another man to perform the “moonwalk” at gunpoint. The Bonner County Daily Bee ( reports 30-year-old John Ernest Cross was charged with the felony Tuesday in 1st District Court and appointed a public defender.Police say they were called Monday to Cross’ home in Clark Fork after getting a report that he pointed a rifle at another man and demanded that the man perform the dance move popularized by Michael Jackson in the 1980s.

This is one of those rare stories where there is nothing I could say that can top the title. The title is already as funny as this can possibly get. It’s like a scene straight out of East Bound and Down or something. Like can’t you picture Ashley Schaefer doing this to Stevie? Moonwalk bitch! Moonwalk!   Shooting bullets at his feet while he does it.