(Oct. 21) A Virginia man was busted for indecent exposure after he was caught in the buff. In his own home. Alone. Eric Williamson, 29, got up at 5:30 a.m. Monday and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. He was naked, but he was alone in the Springfield house, so he didn’t think it mattered. Wrong. A woman and a 7-year-old boy were cutting through Williamson’s front yard from a nearby path, according to WTTG-TV, Channel 5 in Washington. Through his front window, they saw Williamson having coffee in his birthday suit. Fairfax County police showed up and arrested him. Williamson said he had no idea anyone could see him, but police said they believed he wanted to be seen by the public, said WTTG, a Fox station.

What the fuck? Listen I walk around naked every morning. Don’t fucking cum yourself ladies, but it’s true.  I sleep naked. I wake up and check my email naked. I post my first blog naked and then throw on some sweatpants. That’s what CEO’s do. You think I care that there is a gym across the street that can see right into my window? Fuck no. Listen you don’t want to see 190 pounds of all man then don’t fuck look. But don’t blame me for being naked in my own apartment. I work too god damn hard to put pants on first thing in the morning. So I totally feel this guy’s pain. Granted if he cut the ponytail I’d probably take him alot more seriously. I just don’t trust dudes with ponytails. Regardless the bigger question is what was this mother and her daughter doing cutting through his yard at 5am? Takes some balls to complain in that situation huh?