Man Arrested For Walking Around Naked Alone In His Own House
(Oct. 21) A Virginia man was busted for indecent exposure after he was caught in the buff. In his own home. Alone. Eric Williamson, 29, got up at 5:30 a.m. Monday and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. He was naked, but he was alone in the Springfield house, so he didn’t think it mattered. Wrong. A woman and a 7-year-old boy were cutting through Williamson’s front yard from a nearby path, according to WTTG-TV, Channel 5 in Washington. Through his front window, they saw Williamson having coffee in his birthday suit. Fairfax County police showed up and arrested him. Williamson said he had no idea anyone could see him, but police said they believed he wanted to be seen by the public, said WTTG, a Fox station.
What the fuck? Listen I walk around naked every morning. Don’t fucking cum yourself ladies, but it’s true. I sleep naked. I wake up and check my email naked. I post my first blog naked and then throw on some sweatpants. That’s what CEO’s do. You think I care that there is a gym across the street that can see right into my window? Fuck no. Listen you don’t want to see 190 pounds of all man then don’t fuck look. But don’t blame me for being naked in my own apartment. I work too god damn hard to put pants on first thing in the morning. So I totally feel this guy’s pain. Granted if he cut the ponytail I’d probably take him alot more seriously. I just don’t trust dudes with ponytails. Regardless the bigger question is what was this mother and her daughter doing cutting through his yard at 5am? Takes some balls to complain in that situation huh?
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 10/22/09, 10:30 am |
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John Blutarsky filed the same complaint in college once, and won.
note to self. never sit in el prez’s computer chair.
Simply absurd. Next thing you know you won’t be allowed to smoke, drink or screw in your own house. Hey bitch, get off my lawn! On an unrelated note Pres, should we expect an rsvp confirmation to the halloween party or just assume we’re good after emailing?
he should press charges for trespassing. thats some bullshit.
I walk around naked all the time, shit, at night I’ve gone out to the car naked. This is bullshit.
Serious bullshit… there is no privacy anymore… First the Titans coach is forced to apologize for making a fucking joke about his team losing, then this shit… its bullshit… If a man, living alone in his own house cant walk around naked, then whats the point of living?
furthermore, what kind of cracked out woman is up at 5:30 with her seven year old son trespassing… this guy didnt want to be seen, this cunt wanted to see him and make a buck. end of story.
This is fucking dumb…this is what pisses me off about people and dumb, cunty women…you trespass at a ridiculous hour and then have the audacity to call the police on the home-owner…i don’t care if he was jerking off onto his TV…how bout turning your fat fucking face the other way and be thankful the guy didn’t call the police on you…some people just fucking flat out suck
what?? no pictures of his junk?
Oh you cunt!! What were you doing TRESPASSING on this guy’s property is the bigger question?
EP = 190 lbs of all man + 40 lbs of queer
” . . . police said they believed he wanted to be seen by the public . . .”
Hmmm.
Remind me to never, ever, sit in your desk chair.
Barbaric!
I’m an admitted conservative, but this is making me want to become a right-wing loony. I guess barbed wire, pit bulls, and a shotgun are required to protect your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness from within your own home.
What you do in your own home naked at 5am with your pony tail and coffee maker is nobody’s business but yours, and perhaps one of Obama’s czars.
This guy should file a trespassing charge and get a restraining order on this crazy b*tch for good measure.
I pick up my paper naked every morning…everyone is just asleep still, but I WANT to be seen and no one does. =[
Flip this around, “A man tresspassing in a womans yard calls police because the female home owner is nude”
RESULT: The man gets arrested for being a peeping-tom & has to register as a sex offender (for the rest of his friggen life).
Question: Are these cops dumb as shit or does the law only work one way?
Great point Cletus
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