Man Beats His Girlfriend When She Makes Fun Of His Penis Size In Front of Friends
Ynetnews – Size does matter? A Kfar Saba woman was badly beaten by her 23-year-old boyfriend after ridiculing his penis size in front of his friends. The suspect has been detained but denies the charges against him. After being questioned by police officers, the woman told them she met her boyfriend several weeks ago. She said that he was infuriated after she made fun of his penis size, arrived at her home and assaulted her. According to the woman’s account, the man punched her, pulled her hair, brought her down to the ground and kicked her. As result, she suffered serious bruises and eventually headed to hospital after the pain became unbearable.
Listen anybody who knows me knows I’m as staunch an advocator of women rights as there is. Just as progressive as they come. I think babes should be allowed to vote and even drive as long as they’re not fat. And I never think it’s okay to hit a woman in anger. Never. But having said that I would have beaten the shit out of this chick too. You’re going to make fun of my penis size in front of my friends? Keep in mind this isn’t his wife talking in front of a couple life long buddies. Bitch just met the dude 2 weeks ago. A little early for the dick jokes don’t you think? Bottomline if you don’t want to get beat up than don’t make fun of a man’s cock size. Simple. Done and done.
PS – To this day I still have no idea whether cock size really matters for chicks. Literally no idea. In fact I think this may be the most asked question in the history universe that I don’t know the answer to. I just feel like every chick has a different answer. I’ve kind of settled on that as long as you’re not tiny you’re good to go. Hmm intern question of the day time?
Green-Shirt intern seems like she enjoys sex (a lot?), and wants to be like Jenna.
Coral-Shirt intern seems like a virgin, and TOTALLY uncomfortable with her position.
Guaranteed there’s a sexual-harassment suit filed against BSS w/in the next 2 weeks.
Just sayin……
PS – They could both get it, if anyone’s asking, but Coral-Shirt is WAY more my type.
Once Prez dropped “What’s a small dick,” and they answered, I fully expected a fucking intern porno to break out. Which would’ve been fine.
Brunette is lying through her teeth. She was absolutely taken aback by the blonde’s answer of 6″. And then, not to seem like she settles for “small dicks” she rapidly agrees.
I have always believed that, so long as your penis is wide enough to make her feel filled and long enough to hit her g-spot, you’re fine.
A girl’s vagina is only about 4.5-5″ deep, so anything much more than 6″ really can hurt a girl (in a bad way).
I’m about 5.5″ and unless I’ve been lied to constantly in the 11 years or so I’ve been having sex, that’s fine.
I remain convinced that Blondie isn’t nearly as big a slut as people think or want her to be. She spit out her answer in half a second – exactly what she was SUPPOSED to say is the minimum. Brunette hesitated because chances are, she’s probably experienced more penis than Blondie and knew Blondie’s answer was stock and untrue.
DooBAH, dude’s are only supposed to know 8 colors. What the fuck is coral?
Also, Elyse has a nice pooper on her. Her tits may be bigger than Nicole’s too. Holy shit I’d love to bang that girl.
Can the brunette chick smile for once? Depressing as fuck just watching her. Got my tape measure and Im going back to Emergency GTA.
they’re both sluts
pres how many pages of micropenises did you have to scroll through until you found that picture
I’m I the only one who thought the brunette looked somewhat skinny whilst standing and then a total fucking chub when she sat down??
and betheljohnsonshands thanks for clearing that up, i didnt know the best way to approach that issue…i was gonna go with a “know how i know youre gay…”
Is the blonde chick the one who initially said she was shy? Got a feeling she never shuts up.
DudeManBro, I think she’s a little chubby, but there’s gotta be something to grab onto when you’re nailing her doggy.
pink top girl has never seen a penis… period.
blondie thinks she knows, but she doesn’t . ask them how long 6 inches is and guaranteed she wont have a clue
well that was depressing…
Anyway both these chicks are totally attractive….The blonde has a really cute way about her and the brunette is just as hot
agree with dudemanbro.
Just busted out the yard stick. 7 inches. Get at me GirlInterns.
Wow! What a fine collection of slam pigs you are employing at the Stool… You definitely found a couple of experts. BTW…Vagges are definitely deeper than 5″
The real question men should be asking is “how big is your vagina?” A generation of men have been made to feel inadequate by these big-pussy bitches.
On a side note – small women (Filipinos, asians etc.) have smaller holes and hands which create the illusion that you’re rockin’ a thunder-dong. “Oh that too big, too boku”
HAHAHAHA Ward7, you’re not only small but stupid as well… Where did you get your facts? out of a Snapple cap? The vagina measures from 2 to 3 inches but with arousal, it lengthens to an avg. of 4 inches or more, so yeah, you’ve been lied to you short dick fucker.
There is NO WAY the girl on the right is being truthful. NO WAY! Look at her roll her eyes at Nicole’s answers. She may have been disappointed once or twice, but she’ll never complain about it, guaranteed!
Nicole can stay, she’s not awkward at all. Other girl? It’s only awkward if you make it awkward, so don’t make it awkward!
I also agree with dudemanbro, astute observation, my good man. I have to say, not that they’re ugly here or anything like that, they’re not at all. But, they looked better yesterday for some reason. Still would smash with the fury of 1,000 Jose Canseco bats.
“Anything less than 6″ is small”
*sigh*
girl here. size does matter, so does width. too long or wide though and it hurts. if your dick is small and your girl is having an “orgasm” she’s puttin on a pretty good performance
DooBAH whats with this coral bullshit just say pink like every other guy u homo
To expand upon the chubbiness of the brunette, she is clearly aware of it. I have come to this conclusion after observing her taking the sweatshirt off of the chair, and placing it upon her breadbasket immediately upon sitting down, so as to conceal it.
It’s really not a big deal, though something you stoolies may want to exploit once you embark upon your quest to penetrate her vagina and mouth at the next Hurricane O’Reilly’s event, or Revolution game, or whatever the next Barstool promotion is.
120IQ, you’ve proven the other commenters right yet again that your real IQ is far below 120. You just proved my point, you idiot. You said “with arousal, it lengthens to an avg. of 4 inches or more.” What I said was, it was between 4.5-5. Sorry I didn’t specify “when aroused,” but then I don’t have sex with girls who aren’t aroused. And hasn’t the dick-length conversation regarding when erect? No one (except apparently Musky) gives a fuck about flaccid penii.
gdawga pics or GTFO
gdawga = whore
Well everyone knows theres no such thing as a female carpenter
Didn’t they just discuss this subject on last week’s South Park? The T.M.I. rating is what’s important, not just length. Taken from Wikipedia about the episode:
“Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.”
Rock hard with perfect weather/humidity I am right around 5, with very minimal girth. Probabaly around the size of a poker chip and I could at this point in my life care less. Ive stuck in with such ease at so many different angles that I couldnt imagine having one any bigger. That being said, id probably give up both big toes for a 10 incher with soda can girth.
Brunette with the pink shirt can absolutely get it. Nothing wrong with her body and she’s a little camera shy, which don’t mean squat in the sack. The shy ones are the best; come out of nowhere and rock your fuckin’ world. Blondie, I hate to say it, but you got dead fish written all over you. Sorry honey, this big rod doesn’t cast out for the floaters.
http://intobolivian.com/2011/05/24/obama-just-crushing-a-pint-of-guinness
yesterday and today the brunette chick completely disagreed with the blonde by her facial expressions but said she agreed. (She thinks Biebers 4 inch dick is fine?)
The interns need to get better looking faces
vagina’s are bigger than 5″ – my guess is most are 6-8, given that i bottom out on some and not on others. Brazillians, though short in height, seem to have longer ones – just anecdotal, tho.
jeez pres where did u find that swamp donk in pink, blondie can get it though
I would let blond girl use my face as a seat and is there even any question that if your fucking the brunette you are sticking your dick in her ass within 4 minutes of coital?
Yes, I’m above average! Great news!
What happened to the 3rd girl intern everyone called fat?
What the fuck is wrong with you people? they’re both slam-pigs. Everyone saying they’re attractive must not have been to college in the last 10 years unless you attend mass maritime or a school of mines somewhere.
Also all of you talking specifics about how big vaginas are must have tiny dicks and done extensive research to determine just how tiny it is.
Pink shirt looks like shes a 35year old mother of 6. Blondie would get it tho. In the pooper
I don’t get the dudes who say the chick in green is hotter than the chick in pink. Chick in pink is much hotter.
Pres it’s getting ugly over there on NY Manzo is babbling about Knights and dead horses and shit http://firemanzo.com/
i’d take the ass and tits off the brunette and put them on the blonde, keeping the blondes face and vagina (because it’s obvious the brunette has a huge snooch hence her hesitation to even admit she likes 6 inch dicks, and i have a small dick)
Ward7, sorry I wasn’t clear enough for your chicken size brain, avg is 3′ 4′ when aroused = 7′ therefore 7′ can be considered a normal size for a vagina, so yes, when they told you your 5.5′ dick was huge they were trying to boost your ego or they were 10 y/o.
Whats with buddy intern, as soon as you said the vids about cock size he’s all over it.
he even said flaccid………….(sure sign of a polesmoker)
These girls are clearly not being honest with you pres, i mean, once you woo them and your all ready to fuck, theyre guna fuck, theyre not guna stop you when it gets that far and whip out the fucking dick measuring tape. These chicks straight out of highschool or what? fucking bubble gum shit.
girl on the right is a fucking hosebeast. notice how she looks immediately at the floor when confronted with the relatively simple question? = has never seen a penis.
TMI ward7
So who cares about these chicks…the ‘roomate’ pictures are fucking terrible. Those chicks gotta make up for being busted by making out all the time. Oldest trick in the book. One chick looks like fucking Fire Marshal Bill. Terrible selection.
anyone who says that they’d bone elise should be ashamed of themselves. or maybe you guys were just really into the muppets? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lk_yvTj3_yo/SQoob1nKnAI/AAAAAAAAAsY/hmLBXl8sGU8/s400/Miss_Piggy_In_Pink_165218.gif
Can we just call the blonde Jenna2?
Green needs to put her hat back on, head is goofy lookin
7.5
120IQ get those units right guy. A 7′ vagina could swallow u whole
Pres, just make Chrissy the intern manager, and put her on camera at all times… she’s a fucking 11 compared to these chicks, plus she takes pictures of herself IN HER GODDAMN UNDERWEAR! no brainer bro. bitch keeps me at my fully erect 5.867 inches
pink chick thinks green chick is a whore. just throwing that out there based on the last 10 seconds or so of that video.
I’d say I’m about average but, not sure if this happens to other dudes but with some chicks, the little buddy seems to get more excited and I’ve actually looked down surprised at the size. Like girls who aren’t the hottest but its almost a chemical thing I’m guessing and Numero Three amps up his game.
I guess what I’m saying is I Doug Mirabelli the shit out of batting practice but, come game time, I’m batting like its the World Series.
prez needed an exact number to see if his jew dick is considered small
coral..dingle sack
Was the blonde about to say that small dicks are repulsive at one point? If so, that’s fantastic. Anybody saying that she doesn’t fuck like a champ is a fool. Regarding size, as long as your dick is at least 5 inches with decent girth you’re fine. As a few others said, girls have no idea how big 6 inches really is. It’s just the standard response. I’m only 6.5, and I have had multiple girls who have been with numerous people nearly keel over when I’ve pulled it out and I’ve had to stop with them mid session due to pain issues. My girth isn’t crazy either, maybe just a tad above average like the length. I bet if you asked the girls though, they would say my dick was 9 inches. Moral of the story, in order to get a 5.5 US average theres just as many people with 4.5 inch cocks as 6.5 inch cocks. Pull your average dicks out with pride and know you’re probably one of the bigger guys your girl has been with…
lets be honest, no two women have the same snatch, i have had a girl i am positive i could have jammed a pineapple in their and she wouldn’t have flinched then i have had girls i was afraid i was going to wake the neighbors, literally thrashing. i have had girls never call me again and girls who tell me their legs are shaking the next two days. i wouldn’t say size matters but it deffinatly is a nice thing to have, girls will dump a guy if their rocking a millimeter peter but their pick up yoga if their new guy turns out to be mandingo
Dear Keystoned/BlackDude,
stop plugging your dogshit blog under different screen names you piece of shit.
The pig in the pink shirt was totally surprised but too ashamed to disagree she likes dicks bigger than 6″ .. and anyone talking about their own dick size or the size of a vag is wickey ghey…
Size honestly doesn’t matter, but rather how your dick fits with a specific chick’s vagina. I’ve had reactions from both sides of the spectrum from girls while performing exactly the same in the sack. Kinda like how a puzzle piece fits a certain way.
Blonde definitely starfishes. Size definitely matters- classless something is wrong with you
save stoollala
Bottom line is that both of these chicks obviously bone only black guys. It’s science.
http://www.youngbachelorquarterly.com
chick on the right is fucking gross
That blonde chick looks NOTHING like she did in the lingerie pictures. How disappointing.
“The average vagina is 3-4 inches long…the vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused.”
http://www.owningpink.com/blogs/owning-pink/15-crazy-things-about-vaginas
anybody who boasts/mentions their dick size in the comment section of a blog is mostly likely a fucking tool
Do they seriously get paid to do this? Can I get paid to surf the internet and answer ridiculously hard questions like how big should girls breasts be?