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Metro – A naked man has become famous in China after he stopped traffic on a busy road, then tried to lift a taxi by himself while shouting ‘give me strength’. It all began when the nude man stopped the taxi by running out into the street in front of traffic. As the perplexed driver got out of the car to see what was going on, the naked man grabbed the vehicle’s bumper and tried – without much success – to lift it off the ground. As a crowd of puzzled onlookers gathered to watch the spectacle, the man continued in his efforts to lift the car. Eyewitnesses reported that he would sometimes shout ‘please give me strength!’ as he struggled with the taxi. The bizarre incident took place in Hefei, in Anhui province in eastern China.

I swear if I had a nickel for every time a naked Chinese guy ran in front of my astrovan and tried to lift it up while screaming “Give Me Strength” I’d be a rich man by now. People probably think I’m joking but Chinatown is a weird ass place at 2am on a Tuesday Night. All sorts of shit going down that you don’t read about in the Sunday paper.

PS – What’s up with this guy’s no ass? Not like I was trying to check it out, but I couldn’t help notice it was flat as fuck. Nice no ass dude. Also you got to lift with your legs bro.