Man Dies When Buddies Shove Swamp Eel Up His Asshole And It Eats His Insides
TheSun - A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum. Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him. Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
Ah the old swamp eel to the asshole trick. I’ve seen it a million times. It’s all fun and games until it devours your bowels and kills you though. That’s why I always tell people you got to pass out with one eye open. You just never know when somebody is going to try and shove an eel up your butt. Like if Scope thinks they are going to pull this shit on me Friday at UNH they got another thing coming. I’ll shit that eel out so fast and make them eat it that it will make your head spin. Nobody shoves a swamp eel up my ass. Not on my watch.
Million to one shot doc, a million to one!
Shit like this is why I stay away from sushi.
No way this is real life.
beat kmarko by 3 minutes on this blog…stepping up your game i see
http://www.latimesmagazine.com/2010/05/kobe-white-hot.html
you need to beat the NY blog on this…
Nobody shoves a swamp eel up your ass Pres? I bet you’d consider it if Sam Adams asked to do it.
fusiyichipegasus—
Those are like A-rod kissing the mirror… fucking priceless
What an asshat
no props pres? i gotcha.
Did he take his shoes off before passing out? Because if his shoes were still on than he was asking to get an eel up his ass.
this is how they would have gotten the gerbil out of Richard Gere’s ass if he lived in China.
shaving eyebrows seems harmless now
Is that the best you could do for an eel picture ?
Hint….Try finding something without fins.