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WINNIPEG — A Winnipeg man who flew into a rage after he awoke from a drunken slumber to find his girlfriend had shaven off his pubic hair was sentenced Tuesday to six months house arrest. Court heard the man was under a court order he have no contact with his girlfriend while intoxicated. Police arrested the man last August after receiving a call from his 19-year-old girlfriend saying he was “out of control” and had been drinking for two days. “He told police that he had fallen asleep and awoke to find (his girlfriend) had shaved his pubic hair and they got into an argument,” said Crown attorney Jennifer Mann. “Police noted (the man) was rather obnoxious when they were dealing with him.”

This guy is an asshole. I mean let me say this loud and clear for all the female stoolies out there who dream of sleeping with me. You have my full permission to shave my pubic hair while I sleep. Hell you’d be doing me a favor. I mean everybody knows shaved pubes makes your dick look like twice as big. How can that be a bad thing? Plus if she’s shaving you then that means she’s obviously shaved herself. Win, win. Just be happy she cares about how your cock looks. Seriously grow up bro.