Man Gets Drunk On Mouthwash…Performs Oral Sex on Passed Out Sister

Observer - A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister in Rainbow Park was sentenced to jail-time served and three years probation Tuesday in Sarnia court. The 38-year-old pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act May 4 in the south Christina Street park. The man doesn’t recall the incident but didn’t dispute it occurred, based on a witness’s statement. Defence lawyer Robert McFadden noted his client was incomprehensible when arrested because he and his sister had been drinking alcohol-laced mouthwash. The woman was intoxicated and unconscious throughout the incident. The mother of the pair told McFadden she hopes her son didn’t realize the woman was his sister. She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse, the lawyer said McFadden said the man is ashamed of what he did and has asked his mother and sister for forgiveness. “I believe the family can work through this,” he said. The man told the court, ”I am going to have to live with this . . . I need to get help.”

Man, this is one optimistic motherfucker huh? I mean he believes the family can work through this? Really dude? You just roofied your sister with Scope and then ate her ass out at Rainbow Park.  And you still  think you can work through this? God fucking bless you, but this isn’t sticking gum in her hair we’re talking about. I don’t think you can come back from licking your sisters pussy clean. It’s just a total dealbreaker.   Unless of course you’re from like WV or Kentucky where this is just called hooking up.