Man Vs. Shark….Shark Wins
Everybody who reads the Stool knows that whenever we have these man vs. wild confrontations I always root for the wild. Like I have no problem with fishing really, but this fatzo was a little bit to happy that he caught a shark who was minding his own business and a little too proud that he was manhandling the thing. Like I was the happiest guy in the building when the shark bit his hand off. That’s what you get, but at least you caught it on video bro.
Jesus Christ what a puss. Ive never heard a male scream like that. Its not like it was a Great White bro, relax.
Cryin’ like a pussy!
Guess they didn’t have a pair of pliers on the boat?
does this guys hand actually get bit off? having trouble with video
Whats worth more, a $9.00 lure or your left dick skinner?
Agree Mattsh20, dude just shattered the windows in my office.
What a queen. At least catch a real shark.
And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and… rip you to pieces.
great call wizard……
………that’s the USS Indianapolis Chief…………..
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
We delivered the bomb……the Hiroshima bomb.
what was it take your gay friend fishing day? get this queen a pair of pliers, and a set of testicles to go with it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nrvMNf-HEg
his shrill screams were fucking hilarious
Great set-up.
“Hey Louie, take the hook out of that catch, will ya?”
“Don’t I need plyers?”
“Naaahhh”
“Ssshhh, grab the camera”
Run out of soccer videos already? Well done Wizard.
Wonder if anyone bumped into Herby Robinson from Cleveland.
He totally deserved that. Fucking novice. Cut the wire leader down by the hook and the shark has some new facial jewelry. Those hooks rot out of the mouth pretty quick.
$3 hook vs. $3,000 worth of stitches.
Yaaaarggh that guy makes me mad.
I always thought this is the exact reason why you carry a bat on the boat. I caught a shark this similar size and the first thing we did was grab the bat, give it a whack in the head, get out the hook and throw him back.
wow that dude is a big ol tub of pussy.
no way he should have been struggling so hard to pull that shark up, that thing at most 30lbs.
If you close your eyes, it sounds like he is going to town on a KFC Doubledown
You’re a STOOOPID FUCK!
1.) He sounded like the girl being raped by Kobe Bryant in Denver.
2.) After listening to his screams my only thought was his hand must be bitten off, instead they zoom in and he has a hangnail
just cut the hook, those sharks are strong as hell, don’t underestimate them
well done wizard, well done
With those bitch ass screams i fully expected him to be missing fingers, but a band aid will probably do the trick
what a pussy haha. guy at the end ” throw the fucking thing off then” dumbass
Fat, dumb and missing the tip of your finger is no way to go through life…
RyGuy out—–>
Best part is he lets the shark go then rinses his bloody hand in the water with the shark feet away…I really wish it bit him again. What a puss
And the grades are…
Anticipation A
Screaming A
Man’s Intelligence F
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If dip shit knew anything about sharks, he’d of put him on the deck, flipped him upside down and the shark will fall asleep like a baby. Put your finger on the bend of the hook and push retard!
Funny vid