Do not ask this guy to turn on the bathroom fan when he takes a shit or you're asking for trouble http://t.co/cEpSmyg9jk
RT @jmchisholm: @gintautasd snags sit-down with @stoolpresidente "internet baron" to talk mayor's race. I http://t.co/CyuXrOYP8N #bospoli
Solid defense
wow
He does it everytime cameras come on him @toekneetino: @stoolpresidente please tell me you've seen that squid asking his chick for a kiss
Happy fucking New Year indeed! Like if this is any indication of what 2011 is going to be like than this year is going to be the best fucking year in the history of earth. I mean even a smut peddler like myself couldn’t have dreamed up a better start to the New Year than this. Mari Menounos and her shaved bing bang just killing it! Your move Biel. Your move.
Click below for the NSFW awesomeness….
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And THAT’S why Medford chics are AWESOME!!!!
looks like the roast beef is seasoned well
Passed the audition for My Big Fat Greek Pussy.
Grade A beef
Is it from Bill and Bob’s or Kelly’s?
Quann says:
January 2, 2011 at 12:35 am
Is it from Bill and Bob’s or Kelly’s?
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Here come the endless labial jokes. Boys, they don’t all look like a closed hot dog bun.
can I get a little cup of au jus with this brisket?
bill and bobs with the fucking hot sauce, i eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. num num num
and secondly, how do you not get a bathing suit that fits your vagina? you need that shit for baby making and stuff. no one want sand in there, cum on maria menonososuds……
Big Bang?
bing bang*?
Hey Prez, you can fantasize that it’s Kreuk, at least with the shades one she looks like her.
Biatch!
on*
gotta love the sea clam
Looks fucking great to me!
Ewww
I would pay money to be there when someone calls to tell her that she had her photo taken with her flaps out. Wanna get away?
is this what Meriweather was talking about?
Left to wonder no more…. but beefier than I expected.
Thanks Maria!
I’m hungry.
Let’s go eat a goddamn Greek chick…
looks like a pecan.
Hot as a Baker.
it looks pierced ! Reminds me of when Kramer took Elaines christmas card
photo and I could see her “nip” ! Happy Shaved New Year !!!!
“sea clam”! fucking awesome!
From her Twitter account:
“Beach football today w/@MichaelChiklis…paparazzi had some fun! Hope the bikini shots are flattering!” 1:00 PM Dec 31st via ÜberTwitter
Flattering and flappering. Looks like she’s smuggling giant shrimp cocktail in her shorts.
Thank you Maria! That box looks even more delicious than I had imagined it.
Nice cunt
twisstafatty says:
January 2, 2011 at 10:26 am
Nice cunt
Shakespearian good sir, Shakespearian.
P.S. Michigan got fucking hammered.
I want her to fart directly in my mouth
Whats the over under on roastbeef jokes already? like 20 something?
Kudos for her showing her stench trench like that intentionally or not, and I say that in the most professional manner.
Looks like somebody kicked a hole in a watermelon.
niccceeeee
jimmiemac says:
January 2, 2011 at 11:55 am
Looks like somebody kicked a hole in a watermelon.
hahahahahaha. winner winner chicken dinner
looks like xmas
Awesome. I would let her use my tongue as a tampon.
hmm, looks like I don’t need to go to Olive Garden for busted ravioli…
the last pic makes it look like shes squirting everywhere. Perhaps she is in an ocean of her own liquid vaginal excitement.
The better question is Beach Football with Michael Chiklis? Vic Mackey? The Thing?
Wow a Meffa chick showing her clam, hooda thunk.
i dont think those pics are big enough
I bet she has not Tweeted you to pull this off….I love this chick!…great publicity!
Beef Curtains…
Ahhh man…look at those piss flippers. Fantastic.
the only thing to come out of Medford worth anything is MM’s beefy clammy yaker and white/green overly opiated freaks from south medford