Mark Wahlberg Thinks He Could Beat Tie Domi In A Fight
TORONTO—Oscar-nominated actor Mark Wahlberg caught up with his buddy Tie Domi in Toronto on Tuesday and tempted the retired NHL enforcer with a friendly bout in the boxing ring. “Hey, Tie Domi, I’m officially challenging you,” Wahlberg, who co-produced and starred in the 2010 Oscar-nominated boxing flick “The Fighter,” told Domi when the tough-guy hockey player called him on his cellphone during an interview. “He’s fun because obviously he’s a big hockey fighter but boxing and hockey is pretty different. You can’t hold somebody’s shirt and punch with the other hand, and there’s no body protection, no equipment in boxing,” said Wahlberg, a 2007 best supporting actor Oscar nominee for “The Departed.”“I don’t want to fight him on skates, I want to fight him in the ring. But I pose the challenge right now.”
Yesterday it was Seagal vs. Couture. Today it’s Marky Mark vs. Tie Domi. Another fight I’d love to see. Now I obviously know that Whalberg was sort of joking when he said this and that these two are friends, but here is the thing. Mark Whalberg 100% thinks he would win a boxing match with Domi. 100%. Just like he thinks if he was on the plane in 9/11 it wouldn’t have gone down like that. Mark Wahlberg thinks because he played a boxer in a movie he can box in real life. What he doesn’t get is that Tie Domi is the real deal. One of the baddest mofos in the history NHL. This fight would be over in 2 seconds. Bell rings. Domi punches Whalberg in the face. Wahlberg is unconscious. So why do I want to see it so bad if it’s such a mistmatch? Simple. Nobody in the history of earth has ever needed to get knocked out more than Mark Wahlberg. He is literally the biggest hardo on the planet. There would be nothing better than watching him get one punched even if the fight lasted a nanosecond.
domi would be able to take more punches than wahlberg which would be the difference.
Tie Domi = cheap shot artist
pres does renee let you cum on her face?
I would personally pay $2mm internet dollars to watch this.
By age 13, Wahlberg had developed an addiction to cocaine and other substances. At fifteen, he harassed a group of black school children on a field trip by throwing rocks and shouting racial epithets. At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man on the street and, using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious (while calling him “Vietnam fucking shit”). He also attacked another Vietnamese man, leaving him permanently blind in one eye.
For these crimes, Wahlberg was charged with attempted murder, pleaded guilty to assault, and was sentenced to two years in state prison at Boston’s Deer Island House of Correction, of which he served 45 days. In another incident, the 21-year-old Wahlberg fractured the jaw of a neighbor in an unprovoked attack.
Someone needs to tell Wahlberg it’s not going to be a tighty-whitey-tickle-fight.
Just because you play a lawyer on TV doesn’t mean I would hire you to represent me.
“There would be nothing better than watching him finally get knocked back down to size even if the fight lasted a nanosecond.”
Knocked back down to size? He’s only two feet tall already.
“Top 5 actors all time…”
No chance you actually knew who tie domi was before you read this
Who the fuck is Tie Domi
Two things I know for sure about Domi’s head, it’s so big you can’t miss it with a punch and it’s made of concrete! You just can’t hurt the dude.
Wahlberg has never been hit by a fist like Tie’s.
Cue the knockout countdown!
I get the whole Wahlberg being from Dorchester thing but, comon Domi would fuck his shit up.
I believe it was the great American philosopher Mike Tyson who once said; “everyone has a plan until they get hit.”
Oh and thisguy341… just kill yourself now. No one should ever type something that ignorant and let other people see it.
Domi’s like punching a fire hydrant. Good luck Marky Mark.
Domi could let Wahlberg have the first shot, and watch Marky Mark would shit his pants after Domi laughed it off. Domi had one of the hardest heads in NHL history… that man can take a punch… I hated him because he wasn’t on my team.
Tie would easily fuck up Wahlberg…anyone who disagrees go fux off
Is it Wahlberg or Whalberg?
I gotta go with the guy that would have stopped 9/11
@bossmanhoss , you’re a naive dumbass. Have you ever seen four brothers? Obv not.
@cubemonkey69 dude..youre crazy. ever seen a Domi fight? talk about a twistah fistah
Wahlberg would end up with a microphone shoved down his throat – sideways – fuckin queer.
@bossmanhoss, you’re standing up for a guy named Tie. End of story.Shut up
@cubemonkey69 youre a fucking idiot. you’ve probably never even played hockey or boxed. unlike me..shut up
@bossmanhoss i would guarantee you’ve never even seen the inside of a gym, nevermind boxed. I’d love to meet you in person. Ever been curb stomped??
actors are the toughest guys
in the world..just ask steven seagal..
alright lets meet up then you fucking pussy. where you at? you started it anyways..
shut up cahil no one asked you
wherever your mom is..
@cubemonkey69 shut the fuck up retard
somebody can’t win an argument without swearing and using derogatory terms apparently
uneducated prick
Tie Domi was fucking unstoppable in fights in NHL 93. Only person who could go toe to toe with him was Bob Probert.
and prick isnt derogotory???….go back to feeding on your moms tit fag
shut up nathan
@cubemonkey69 stfu
Ooh, prez can you set up a bout between bossmanhoss and cubemonkey69? They both sound like such tough guys that I feel like this might rival the Thrilla in Manila… And seriously, who threatens to curb stomp someone? That kind of planning tells me you’ve probably never been in a real fight in your life and have def never curb stomped anyone. You clearly watched American History X, but forgot to take notes because that shit was done in the heat of the moment not threatened ahead of time.
On a side note, I would love to see this friendly little bout. My money would be on Tie but I bet Wahlbeeg makes it closer than people think. He did grow up boxing and actually had a fairly tough childhood
Even though he is the unltimate douchebag, what if Marky Mark lands the Funky Punch ?
bigger hardo comment who ya goat bossmannhoss with “you’ve probably never even played hockey or boxed. unlike me..shut up”
or cubemonkey69 with “Ever been curb stomped??”
im gonna go with bossmann because hes such a badass, play hockey and boxing wow amazing you are
Only bigger hardo is Ton cruise with his 3:15 mile pace bs
Only bigger hardo is Ton cruise with his 3:15 mile pace bs
Which one of you two types southpaw? Always tough to adjust to type boxing a southpaw.
@kickthepuppy fuck you puppyboi…@wilburham lets all meet up
Oh and I internet fucked Mila Kunis. It’s true because everything you say on the internet is true.
Anyone seen Goon? Great fucking movie.
Marky Mark rockin the duck face before duck faces were all the rage
sorry ive been having a bad day at the office. sorry @cubemonkey69
I would gladly trade a broken hand and jaw for one good shot on Tie Domi
Hardo….
@cubemonkey69 apparently my sarcasm
was too much for you to comprehend..?
wtf..
There would be two hits in this fight. Marky Mark’s right hook to Tie’s face and Good Vibrations playing in the background.
Wahlberg wouldn’t even fight a 5’6″ Savin Hill kid, no way he fights Domi.
Instead of squaring up with neighborhood kid, he sicced his 320 lb. black bodyguard “Robo” on him to break his jaw & fuck him up. Ended up costing Marky Mark about a quarter mil.
Well, he is right. Hockey fights aren’t the same thing as boxing. Mark could probably out point the guy and sneak away with the W. probably wont be knocking him out though. Outside of a rink there really is little reason to e afraid of fighting a hockey player, nothing about a hockey fight translates into a real life fight.
Greatest punch Tie Domi ever threw was the sucker punch that KO’d Ulf Samuelson. Ulf was too big a pussy to fight Neely so it was nice to see him get his by Domi.
stfu cahil you’re a tool. and to the rest of you, you’re all bitches.
@bossmanhoss its cool man were all cube monkeys. I just hate when people attack me and I have to make things physical..its cool though i hope your day gets better
@cubemonkey69 cool man. thanks-
@cahil go fuck urself
REAR ADMIRAL, YOU ARE A THE SAME AGE AS MARKY, DID NOT PLAY WITH YOU, IS THAT WHY YOU HATE HIM? LIKE HE DOESNT SAY YOU EXIST TYPE OF SHIT?
@rationalmind? Is that based on a true story or was that made up?
I’m just happy that Dumb and Dumber got over their little internet tough guy hissy fits. Oh what a wonderful life!
There’s some grade A faggotry going on in this blog.
Have marky mark throw on a pair of skates and meet him at whatever they call the Boston garden these days, fuck this boxing match shit
@barryBondsman eat shit, pussy.
Aw, that’s cute. You girls kissing and making up. What a sweet ending to this little story. Oh, and bossmanhoss why don’t you take it down a notch there Tommy Tuffnutz. I know it’s a surprising concept to you but talking shit through a keyboard is in no way intimidating. It just makes you sound gay. Sorry you’re having a tough day though bro… I can see how pounding away on your parents keyboard in their basement might get stressful though so I’m behind ya. You just keep fighting the good fight
@kickthepuppy feel free to join @barryBondsman with the shit eating, pussy
Barstool’s growth has brought in more and more of the yahoo message board crowd. EP- can you set up cubejagoff and tossmyboss with logins for si.com? they could have a ‘fanoff’ or whatever. #beatitnerds
@BarryBondsman hey fuck u
does this look like the comment section where two commenters are bickering like 10 year old step brothers? or are they the same person? can someone explain to me because i’m confused and just pooped my big boy pants
@kickthepuppy fuk u btch
@bluehenbl this isn’t twitter #pussy
Wahlberg is a hardo.
@cubemonkey69: Good call with the 4 Brothers reference. Such a tits movie.
http://t.qkme.me/5dnc.jpg idiots
@bluehenbl, that was some funny shit bro. Reading those two idiots comments is definitely amusing, like watching monkeys fling poo at the zoo… To the two children comparing virtual dick sizes; please keep it up. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while at someone else’s expense!
Remember those lame drama club fags from high school? Yeah, those queers grow up to be people like Marky Mark. Domi would wreck his life.
Domi would probably knock Wahlberg out before the bell rang, just because that’s his style. But I would definitely like to see that fight.
Marky Mark would get KTFO by Domi. Guy has been doing too many movies and shit. I think he actually believes that he is Mickey Ward.
Loved this comment thread…cubemonkey69 and cubemonkey69 started out wrestling…and next thing you know there’s a cock in an ass with a reach around. Cute couple.
Sorry, cubemonkey69 and bossmanhoss.
Mcnair, perfect.
cube and hoss are definitely prez and berg trying to beef up the comment section.
@roblax cant fux wit da bossman, thats all im gonna say. H8r
Pres you know that Wahlberg grew up in Dorchester, dropped out of high school and joined a gang, and served time in prison for gouging out some dude’s eyes with a meathook, right? So tell us again how much of a “hardo” Wahlberg is.
Say hi to your mother for me
First of all, someone needs to tell the half-fag wah berg that you can’t say ” cut! Or stop action” when Domi is blasting his head into putty. Second, I’d pay to watch it
You guys are idiots and don’t know shit about Whalberg if you think he’s a pussy you’re out of you’re fucking minds. When he was 16 he was blowing coke, fighting spooks and chinks in Dot, and raising hell like a motherfucker. He did a year in jail when he was a juvenile, you gotta be fucked up for that to happen in MA. Furthermore, all Marky W. has to do ALL DAY LONG is work out, he gets paid to be in great shape basically and has all the tools at his disposal. He has a fucking boxing ring in his house, he was getting 1 on 1 training w/ Micky Ward, he would probably dance circles around Domi who’s a basically a has-been, what’s next, you guys think LB or Knuckles Nilan gonna come out of the woodwork and fight people ALL THESE dudes are in horrific shape and would be sucking wind if they got into a ring w/ a dude like Whalberg who gets a hard-on about being “tough” and in shape. You’re stupid.
i wish neil’s dad wore a tie domi the night neil was conceived