Kelly Brook

Lucy Pinder

Keeley Hazell

Total Number of Votes: 43855

We all know that the UK is filled with big breasted babes (just ask Benny Hill), but it would be hard to argue that Kelly Brook, Lucy Pinder and Keeley Hazell are not the 3 best known. Big, beautiful, natural, fuckable tits. I’m marrying Kelly Brook if for no other reason then to end this on again-off again crap with Billy Zane. Billy Zane? I could understand Billy Zabka, but Billy Zane. I’m fucking the shit out of Keeley Hazell, not only because she is the hottest of the 3, but because she’s the only one with a legit sex tape. Makes it easier to pay for a movie if you’ve seen the trailer, right? And sadly I’m killing off Lucy Pinder. I love Lucy, but she made us wait years before she did a topless shoot showing her nips…No one likes a prude.


Marry – Kelly

Fuck – Keeley

Kill – Lucy