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Marry Fuck Kill – Last 3 SI Cover Models
The Iron Sheik
Brooklyn Decker
Bar Refaeli
Quick story before I get into this death match. I was at Jerry Remy’s restaurant last night for a blog award party which was as exciting as it sounds and Jerry Remy was there. I was introduced to him and I swear to god his eyes lit up and he said “Love Marry Fuck Kill.” Dead serious. It made my night. Anyway onto this impossible scenario. I’m going to marry Bar Refaeli because I still think she’s the perfect woman. As I’ve said before there is a reason why Leonardo DiCaprio dates her when he could have any chick on the planet. Just perfect in every sense of the word from religion to boobs to face to ass. That leaves The Sheik and Brooklyn Decker. I’m going to fuck the Sheik because she’s Russian and looks like she’d mean business in the sack. Just have her talk dirty to me all night long in Soviet. Plus as stunning as Brooklyn Decker is I’ve never been sold on her ass and as everybody knows I’m an ass man.
Marry – Bar
Fuck – The Sheik
Kill – Brooklyn Decker
you killed the hottest bitch on the planet
This is so hard I may have to abstain from voting. I literally, said FUCK out loud when I saw this b/c of how hard I knew it was going to be.
KILL DECKER????!!!!! I broke the marry button, with my fingers crossed praying for some magic meteor/god/religious bullshit to hear my plea, while I repeatedly hit it.
God she is the hottest chick on the planet!
Truest story eva
Might as well just throw darts. What’s it matter you end up marrying and fucking a smokeshow either way.
My head just exploded.
Then my dick exploded.
True story.
I had to kill the Sheik just cuz she’s russian. I am just sitting here shaking my head.
Shouldn’t you have to abstain on religious grounds?
I agree though, painful as it is gotta kill Brooklyn. She has the stink of Roddick on her.
stink of Roddick? doesn’t the Sheik have the STD’s of Ronaldo?
Got news for you bro, Howard stern invented MFK like 15 years ago.. Don’t go walking around like you invented the game and shit.
El Pres, sometimes I wish I could see how your mind tinkers these MFK process, the internal struggle most be something for the ages but killing Brooklyn Decker is truly insane. She has the FATTEST tits out of the group and I 100% sure her skin is softer than Colombian coke. The Iron Shiek has no business being alive with these 2 around.
Kill: Bar. A Catholic/Jewish marriage would never work long term
Fuck: Iron Sheik because her ass is just so fucking crazy
Marry: Brooklyn. I’ve always wanted a blonde trophy wife.
Hasn’t Bar been molested by half of Hollywood by now?
Few minutes in a hot tub all of them will be squeaky clean again.
I don’t believe in silly superstitions so Bar’s religion means nothing to me. Communism, however, was very real. Plus the Sheik didn’t look that great on Letterman.
you marry the blonde
jkl1677 says:
February 16, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Dead Horse, dude. Pres never claimed to have invented it. We like it so it stays. Nuff said.
Can I have sex with the dead body after the kill? Win – Win.
I’m with you Pres, Decker is so over-hyped right now.
The Jew marries the Jew…SHOCKER
I’d follow Decker off a cliff
It’s a tragedy you haven’t had a MFK featuring Chyna, Luna Vachon, and Nicole Bass.
I’ll pass on Rafaeli- After the face pics of her where she looked like Rocky Dennis in “Mask”….Body is smoking, but that face is busted.
Anyone who doesn’t chop both arms and legs off to Marry/Fuck Decker……Doesn’t have a dick obviously. Decker is the gold standard right now- Hottest bitch in the fucking GALAXY.
The Russian chick is smoking hot….and quite honestly she looks even better when compared to Rafaeli/Rocky Dennis
You can only trust a Russian as far as you can shove your cock in them.
You can only trust a Russian as far as you can shove your cock in them. Can’t
You can only trust a Russian as far as you can shove your cock in them. Can’t marry
You could roll dice right there. The kill is wrong no matter what
It is well known that Cristiano Ronaldo has the herp from Paris Hilton and he’s been dating the Sheik for some time now. I have no interest in getting the herp, or being inside hilton’s chemical toilet snatch by 3rd-4th degree. That makes the choice much easier, fuck Bar and marry Brooklyn considering she has the best sweater puppets this side of Selma Hayek and she likes sports so she’ll s your d while you watch the game, score!
I’ve maintained my story all along when people were falling all over themselves talking about Bar. She’s hot, but nothing spectacular and the face is average by swim suit model standards. She is not in the top 10 of legendary SI swimsuit girls. Plus when she hits like 35 she’s gonna be blown up.
Notice that there’s not one Irish broad up there. Coincidence ? Not really…. Irish need not apply here in MFK. Nobody wants to look at pasty gingers with busted mugs and brown teeth.
Hmm, I’d like to get Remy’s take on this
why is everybody so obsessed with Decker? She’s hot, but she’s really not that hot. The other two make her look like a pig. the retard above who said hottest chick on the planet probably doesn’t ever leave his mother’s basement.
I’m gonna have to agree with YourMother…Brooklyn’s head on the others bodies would kill ittttt. She has the best tits, but that’s about it. Once you go below the waist it’s just child birthing hips and flat ass…
Okay according to SI Swimsuit online, there is no Bar Refaeli in the 2011 edition. There is no link to her photos so I’m pretty sure she isn’t in the magazine this year. This is a travesty! You have to knock off the Russian, no doubt.
wow
I’d marry Decker, fuck the Shiek while Nikolai Volkoff busted out the Russian national anthem, and kill Bar because i’m German and, you know, she’s a Jew.
it’s official – you are gay. Brooklyn is the hottest chick alive.
I would kill the russian just because I have to make my Bubby happy and marry a nice Jewish girl and FUCK THE HELL out of Decker (I am a “huge” tits fan)… and yes the wife knows that I would do it…
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finally prez got mfk right
portnoy got this 100% correct. decker is the easy kill here. she looks busted in a lot of photos. google images that shit and tell me i’m wrong. bar is just much, much better looking. more symmetrical, proportioned. golden ratio and all that. also, decker looks weird in the promos for ‘just go with it’. like an overweight banana in that yellow bikini.
I’ll take one for the team here and marry the sheik. You know so I can keep an eye on her and make sure she’s not spying and stealing Government secrets and shit
Did anyone else is Decker on Conan? The outfit she wore was horrific, and ruined any sex appeal she had. When she first same out I told my wife it was an obvious set up for a joke, and those would soon be ripped off in favor of a bikini…never happened though.
Pres I hate you and everything you stand for
Hhahah, “ruined any sex appeal she had”. I didn’t see it, but I guarantee she’d go back to looking ball-numbingly hot if the outfit was on the floor.
For the first time in the history of MFK, I absolutely refuse to vote. I mean come on, dude. This is painfully impossible, Pres. And you, sir, should be ashamed of yourself for putting decent men all across this great nation in the horrible position of having to make a decision like this. My solution would be to move to Utah, marry all three of these goddesses, and land a reality show on polygamy.