Marry Fuck Kill – Money Shot
Face
Tits
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I’m not sure if this one is a no brainer or not? I don’t think it is. All things being equal where are you shooting your load? Face, tits or ass? I think there could be some spirited debate here. Very important question though. Even though I’m an ass man, face is the clear number 1 for me here. That’s the one I’d want to do everyday hence the marry. It just seems like that’s where god wants it to go. But if the chick is a prude and not into that shit than I’ll go tits I think with #2? I like the idea of the chick watching. Not sure if that makes me a creep or not. So ass comes in third and gets killed. Sucks for the ass. It does all the legwork and gets nothing to show for it.
Marry – Face
Fuck – Tits
Kill – Ass
Really Mo? Oh wait, this is BSSB……..NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!
how could you kill the ass? oh wait, youre a faggot, makes sense, carry on
I just don’t follow how it could possibly be gay to choose to finish on a chicks face and/or her tits. Seems 100% straight.
once I pulled out of a girl doggiestyle and mustve been a good romp cuz I hit her on the chin. one of my proudest moments. I asked if I could take a picture so my friends would believe me and she told me to fuck off.
wait if you cum on her face does that mean she swallows?
because that changes everything here.
Marry the shit out of the armpit.
Dead on, 100%. Mrs. Keystoned gets a Jackson Pollack to the grill every night, I don’t have to buy condoms anymore, and now I don’t have to go out and blow cash on a pearl necklace, because everyone knows girls prefer diamonds. You might as well just give her a nice creampie instead of taking the effort of pulling out. Looks better anyway, like a Boston Kreme donut that’s sat in the car (if she’s black that is..)
ass…legwork…what happened to the “no pun intended but totally intended” money line
In the hair. They love that.
Easy
Marry Ass, cause it’s great to finish doggie
Kill Tits, blah
Fuck Face, you don’t want to marry the chick who lets you dump in her face. Chick who lets you blow in her eyes has taken a ton of cock before you. Don’t marry a porno star.
that picture of Biel’s ass is so money
EP loves a good snowball sesh
There is nothing more awkward that looking at a chick with your load dripping off her chin and nose. Its great while its happening, but the second after you throw your seed, completely ruins the chicks hotness.
Face every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Come on you own a girl after you blow it on her face.
I’m with tee24, you can’t marry a broad that allows you and all the other cocks she been abused by, to blow loads of knuckle children on her face.
i’d rather just leave it up in her
@mattsh20 youre gay with that comment
@thealamo , sounds like you are going to marry a whore one day
@Don Jeans, creme pie is always fun
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Face absolutely. I would want my Wife to have taken all the loads in her face prior to me rather than letting then cum inside of her. That’s way more intimate.
any lady that lets a man load on her face has clearly let some other guy nut on that thing before and will probably let someone as soon as you leave the room… something to think about
how does it sound like I’m going to marry a whore, Mr. Black dude.
Marry the tits
Fuck the face cuz frankly, its fun every once in a while but really pretty impractical and messy.
And kill the ass cuz, among other things, you dont get her awesome/pissed reaction when she hasnt been warned. Kinda ruins the fun
Blackdude, how am I gay with that comment? Guarantee youve never thrown seeds on a girls face. There is no way a girl is as hot as she was as youre putting your clothes on, and shes still sitting there with a nut on her chin wondering what to do with it. Im not condemning it, Id just never marry that girl.
soooo is anyone going to mention busting a load in the chicks hair. just to see her flip her shit trying to get it out….plus might lead to a round 2 in the shower if she doesnt tell you to get the fuck out
HAHAHA BLACKDUDE HILARIOUS WITH THE COMMENTS AGAIN, GREAT STUFF YOU FUCKING LOSER
who writes for you, Manzo?
Cue the feminist cunts who will talk about objectifying women….
Your poor wife el Pres. You write a blog like you’re some kind of Peter north porn champ when in reality you probably snap it off right inside her after like two pumps. What a fucking saint she is…
Your poor wife el Pres. You write a blog like you’re some kind of Peter north porn champ when in reality you probably snap it off right inside her after like two pumps. What a fucking saint she is…
Who wants to marry the same chick whose face they nut on all the time?
Face…just make her think you’re aiming for the mouth. Here is the secret though…keep a small package of baby wipes in a drawer (w lube and toys) Pull it out before you start…I would guess I’ve done that to 30-40 chicks, wiped the excess from their face into the mouth and then “GENTLY” clean them up with the wipes. Ever seen a chick get a real facial? Breathing slows down muscles relax, they turn to jello…if done right she let you tap her in the can after.
^what
has anyone else picked up on the fact that in the pic of her getting a facial, SHE IS MILKING A F’n COW or GOAT????? ENOUGH SAID!!!!!!!! DEFF the pooper is the “pop-shot” pic…
live on the edge…creampie a few bitches
Hey, it’s Mike Felger, anybody got any insider scoops?!
Hit me UP
i’m bustin in a chick’s face ALL DAY. tha_dro_lady is a fuckin CHAMPION, straight latina fire and the best part is i taught her almost everything she knows…i recognized raw talent in the late rounds and developed a hall of famer, haha. otherwise i kinda get the guys who say they wouldn’t want to marry a chick like that….can’t really bring a chick that’s been used for target practice by the football team home to mom.
i like to bust in their ugg boots
Can’t marry the facial. Think about it. That’s not something that’s a one time thing for her. Marry the tits. Still fucking hot to hear “cum on my tits”, especially if its a nice set. That way, she isn’t humiliated and you still get the satisfaction of skeeting on something.
Honorable mention: blowing a load on the stomach (unless its fat)