Marry Fuck Kill: Original WWF Divas
Miss Elizabeth
Sunny
Sable
In honor of of the Royal Rumble at the Garden Sunday. Marrying Miss Elizabeth is an easy choice. During her prime in the late 80s Liz was all class. Forget her walk on the nWo wild side years later, or that she was found dead after a coke overdose at Lex Lugar’s house, Miss Elizabeth was the first lady of wrestling. Fucking Sunny since she was never the muscled up diva, just pure fuckablity. Of course this is before that overweight lesbian sex tape about 10 years ago. We’re talking drugged up, blowin’ Bret Hart in the locker room Sunny. Killing Sable and her fake tits. Even though she was the first WWF chick to pose for Playboy, for my money she got hotter after she quit and came back to dyke it out with Torrie Wilson.
Marry – Liz
Fuck – Sunny
Kill – Sable
Sorry, I dont want my dick ripped off, Sable gets the kill
where are the charlie sheen shirts?
I was kinda hoping for Chyna in this showdown.
With a clit the size size of my arm, you could just walk by her and give it a boot,
light her up like a pinball machine
I dont think I’d call Sable or Sunny “Original.” Sensational Sherri was kicking dudes in the balls way before both of them.
Also…Elizabeth died of an OD while shacked up w/Lex Luger. Just what every girl dreams of…
Cant kill something thats already dead.
Sunny looks like a tucker in that picture.
Sable looks like she’s had one too many enhancements/alterations.
Miss Elizabeth is obviously the hottest of all the wrestling divas, but The Ultimate Warrior would so totally demolish anyone laying hands on her you’d just have to respectfully decline. (second reference to T.U.W. for me this week – a new record?)
i spy some cameltoe
WHERE THE F IS CHYNA!?
Stacy Kiebler is still #1…those legs are nuts.
Sable is bust getting ripped apart inside and out by Brock Lesnar now. She’s already popped out two of his kids. Sunny has slimmed back down again and looks fine. RIP Liz. She was so fine.
Miss Elizabeth is the Babe Ruth of WWF/E divas. The best there was and the best there ever will be
that sunny chick either has a real big clit or a real small dick…
Stacey Kiebler trumps them all, as mentioned above, but of the three, Sunny in her prime was pretty much prefect. Marry Prime-Sunny (who never gets fat), F-Miss Elizabeth as a nostalgia fuck, and kill Sable.. she does nothing for me.
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