Mariah

Janet

Paula

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Yikes!  Tough one huh?  Just a whole lot of crazy going on here.   I’m going to start with killing Janet.  I don’t really want to but she reminds me too  much of Michael.   So one second you’d be plowing her and the next second you’d be thinking of MaCulkey Culkin.   No thanks.   That leaves Mariah I’m on Fire and Paula Abdul.   Flip a fucking coin right?   I guess I’ll marry Paula just because at least we have American Idol in common.  Or at least we used to.

Marry – Paula

Fuck – Mariah I’m on Fire

Kill – Janet