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   by twehr on January 10, 2011 at 4:46 pm

   at least they all don’t have fat asses……wait……ugh…slow day at the stool huh?…both cities

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   by bigtuna on January 10, 2011 at 4:49 pm

   I’d marry Mariah and just bang Paula, since hittin’ Paula would be like plowin’ one of your mom’s friends. Mariah’s got money and at least less mileage.

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   by Murphy82 on January 10, 2011 at 4:53 pm

   KMF… Fucking hate Mariah more than anything. That cunthole is definately all blown out too.

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   by kingwildwood on January 10, 2011 at 4:54 pm

   PRES after last weeks debacle of homo MFK. It’s hard to believe that you are even remotely interested in anyone other than men.

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   by Mr. Pink on January 10, 2011 at 4:57 pm

   M – Mariah
   F – Janet
   K – Paula

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   by The Shockmaster on January 10, 2011 at 4:58 pm

   Isn’t Maria like 7 months pregnant?  And she was whale before that. Easy kill.  I bang the crazy Abdul and marry Janet.

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   by bodhi on January 10, 2011 at 4:59 pm

   Are we talking about these broads today of in their prime? I guess it wouldn’t change my decision

   M Ms Jackson (’cause I’m nasty)
   F Mariah (’cause we go back like a baby and a pacifier)
   K Paula

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   by Mitch Cumstein on January 10, 2011 at 5:02 pm

   Couldn’t care less about Paula or Maria, but you have to go with “F” for Janet.  The Rolling Stone cover of her with a pair of hands for a shirt is forever burned in to my memory.

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   by high ankle sprain on January 10, 2011 at 5:05 pm

   Kill, Main, Cripple

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    by high ankle sprain on January 10, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    *maim*

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    by The Dude on January 10, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    I’d marry Janet just to get into the mix with the Jackson fortune. Gotta bang out Paula…she’s a cold hearted snake.
     
    Mariah is just awful in every sense of the word. I’d actually kill her before I’d fuck Paula or Marry Janet…just to get it off my mind

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    by TPS Report on January 10, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    I’m using my KKK option on today’s MFK.

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    by drag on January 10, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    Dragon??

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    by The-Viking on January 10, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    worst one yet. All terrible. HATE them all.

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    by tee24 on January 10, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Easy
    Marry Janet, hot and more sane than the other two.
    F Paula, seems like she’d be down for anything in the sack.
    K Carey, she’s a dolt, seems like the type of person you’d want to throw off a bridge. Too much of a diva. and if you couldn’t make her hit the high note you’d feel like less of a man.

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    by The Shockmaster on January 10, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Holy Christ.  Those abs on the SSOTD are fantastic.

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    by DK_Killscreen on January 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    Smokeshow pic #16.  She’s perfect. Ironic that these three cows are in the blog below her.

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    by BdayUmich on January 10, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    WTH?!?! How come I could only kill Mariah once? This special edition should have allowed for multiple kills on this one, no justice…none at all.

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    by bigbangclock on January 10, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    Thought about nominating this girl a few times, but always forgot due to consistently decreasing brain cells.  Sorry stoolie nation.

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    by maccadoodle on January 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    I want that Jackson money son!

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    by hedorick on January 10, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    You should make a Fuck Marry Kill but throw us a “Hate Fuck” mulligan to use every now and then for situations like this.

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