Marry Fuck Kill – QB Girlfriends/Wives
Katherine Webb
Sarah Savage
Lauren Tannehill
(I just saw that Mo just posted a similar MFK with both Lauren Tannehill and Katherine Webb before I got to post mine which kind of sucks. The good news though is that apparently he doesn’t even know who Lauren Tannehill is because he posted a picture of somebody who clearly isn’t her so that kind of makes his MFK null and void. I guess all blond girls look the same to him.)
Before I get into this MFK, do you think Tom Brady ever watches games like last night and when he sees Katherine Webb is like “fuck why did I get married” Because it’s 100% a fact he could just walk in and cuckhold any of these three whenever he felt like it. Be like your with me now and that would be that. He’s the richest, most famous, best looking QB on the planet. I mean sometimes I get mad at myself for being married just on the chance I may have been able to fuck a 4 at a Blackout Party. I can’t even imagine going through life knowing you could fuck any 10 you wanted whenever you wanted if you didn’t tie the knot. How do you live with yourself? And don’t give me this Gisele mumbo jumbo. I don’t care how hot you are eventually you get tired of fucking the same chick.
Anyway onto this MFK. Almost impossible to choose. I’m going to start with the fuck and go with Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend Sarah Savage. Now truthfully I don’t even know if they are dating anymore because Manziel was spotting partying with a ridiculous blond after the Cotton Bowl, but that doesn’t even matter. Manziel seems about 1 billion times more fun than both McCarron and Tannehill so I’m going to assume his girlfriends are more fun too. Just wildcats in the sack. So this wasn’t really a looks decision as opposed to a personality decision. Next I’m going to kill Katherine Webb. Yeah she’s super hot, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a more obvious gold digger. Like even at the end of the game when everybody was congratulating McCarron she just kept fixing her hair and looking directly at the cameras. Couldn’t care less that her boyfriend just won the National Championship. Just wanted face time with the cameras. No shame in that game. I suppose there is nothing wrong with it, I just wouldn’t want to marry her. That means I’m marrying Lauren Tannehill simply by default.
Marry – Lauren Tannehill
Fuck – Sarah Savage
Kill – Katherine Webb
Got a thing for marrying big teeth huh?
you are gay. You kill the hottest bitch. Go back to posting dick pics and how much you would love to know peoples sausage sizes.
gotta marry Tannehill just because like I said in Mo’s blog you have to have the steady religious housewife smoke at home that you know won’t cheat on you because she’s afraid of hell…those other two will fuck the block the second you turn your back
good thing they are all white athletes, couldn’t go in after black ones tore that shit up
Well said @wheresmyballdontlie
Fuck all 3 then kill em. Buncha gold digging, jersey-chasing sluts.
Don’t know who has more of a horse mouth: KWebb or Mr. Ed
Am I the only one that notices that forehead on Tannehills bitch? Shit looks like the IMAX screen at the Mugar Omni Theater. Killed.
Gotta kill Webb, she went to Auburn and is banging the Bama QB, clearly has 0 moral compass
Yeah, all this Katherine Webb “girlfriend” stuff is cute until you realize that they just met A MONTH AGO at the Miss Alabama pageant. I think the “jersey-chasing” lobby may be on to something here…
Am I the only one who thinks Lauren Tannehill is vastly overrated? Christ, she’s not even the best looking Dolphin wife. I present to you Jake Long’s wife: http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&tbo=d&biw=1077&bih=623&authuser=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=lSmRngVu_jX-7M:&imgrefurl=http://dreamdesignweddings.blogspot.com/&docid=wQRjDmTj6TMu2M&imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pckJV2U3P8E/UKJLx1rpj1I/AAAAAAAAA9s/v4g6VdjnDwY/s640/Screen%252Bshot%252B2012-11-13%252Bat%252B8.24.48%252BAM.png&w=581&h=436&ei=zmzsUOh4srTQAYu7gbgI&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=779&vpy=128&dur=586&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=175&ty=119&sig=116434151140359570981&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=182&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:103
Anyone know how tall Webb is? She’s gotta be pushing 6 feet. No way I could marry a bitch the same height as me.
Johnny football dates kfcs sister? Look at the camera bitch.
@ficken. Didn’t look at your link just wanted to say I agree with you 100% about her being over rated
ugh the manziel girl is so not on the level of the other 2, and tannehill isn’t in webb’s level either, Webb has drop dead gorgeous face and a rock hard body. The Manziel chick looks like she just got out of rehab
you people calling them jersey sluts etc. are idiots…why do guys want to be pro athletes in the first place? soo you can fuck chicks who look like that..no, to make millions of dollars..well why does any guy want to be a millionaire?, so they can fuck chicks that look like that..just admit that the world revolves around pussy and doing what you can to get it
Kill all three of them cunts…….after I lick their assholes raw.
AJ’s going to get ditched by Webb. Shes Taking steps through the athletic ranks until she hits the jack pot w/ some future super bowl QB. One smart smoke
Webb looks so fine. I think I would—oops! Clean up on aisle three…
Prez would marry the one with the biggest penis.
yeah….im just gonna kill myself to avoid voting
Marry Johnny fotoball’s broad is a no brainer. Toss up for Miss bama and big teeth
are you fucking retarded? webb = heat.
Lauren Tannehill looks like a cunty bible-toting twat. Kill her and fuck the other two.
Katherine Webb has Herpes
I would let all 3 of them doo-doo on my chest…at the same time
Marry johnny footballs gal; then I can laugh at him when he comes over to wax my car
#eric crouch
No Sam Ponder?
@ficken-die-hocker, I’m not sure if that link you gave us is long enough.