So I was going to rank all the wives/girlfriends of the Ryder Cup but to be honest it would have taken forever and I got tired of doing it. So I just picked the 3 hottest and stuck them in MFK battle royal. I’m sure there is going to be some grumblings about Phil Mickelson’s wife not making the cut but give me a break. Maybe 10 years ago, but not now. Now before you make your selections here are some more pics and info.
1. Graeme McDowell’s Girlfriend Kristin Stape
2. Amanda Dufner
3. Dustin Johnson’s girlfriend Amanda Caulder
Now the chick who prompted me to do this MFK was Amanda Caulder. I have no idea what it is about this chick but she speaks to me in my plums. I want to wine her. I want to dine her. I want to fuck her. I want to make her breakfast. I want to fuck again. I want to go apple picking and pack a picnic basket. I’m just loving her entire fucking vibe. No idea why, but she’s who I’m marrying. That means I’m fucking Amanda Dufner who is such a gold digger I can’t even stand it. She’s a straight 10 and Dufner can’t be more than a 4. So unfortunately that means I’m killing Kristin Stape. Just a numbers game really. I got nothing bad to say about her. For all I know she’ll be the most popular fuck girl in the game. I just couldn’t get past Caulder though.
M - Dustin Johnson’s girlfriend Amanda Caulder
F – Amanda Dufner
K – Graeme McDowell’s Girlfriend Kristin Stape
PS – After looking at all the pictures of these women I couldn’t help but feel bad for Jim Furyk’s wife. Just got the short end of the stick. I mean she’s a good looking woman. I literally puke a little bit every time I look at Furyk. I hope Tiger is giving her that meat on the side at least to keep her happy.