Marry Fuck Kill – Wives and Girlfriends of The Ryder Cup
Graeme McDowell’s GF
Amanda Dufner
Dustin Johnson's GF
So I was going to rank all the wives/girlfriends of the Ryder Cup but to be honest it would have taken forever and I got tired of doing it. So I just picked the 3 hottest and stuck them in MFK battle royal. I’m sure there is going to be some grumblings about Phil Mickelson’s wife not making the cut but give me a break. Maybe 10 years ago, but not now. Now before you make your selections here are some more pics and info.
1. Graeme McDowell’s Girlfriend Kristin Stape
2. Amanda Dufner
3. Dustin Johnson’s girlfriend Amanda Caulder
Now the chick who prompted me to do this MFK was Amanda Caulder. I have no idea what it is about this chick but she speaks to me in my plums. I want to wine her. I want to dine her. I want to fuck her. I want to make her breakfast. I want to fuck again. I want to go apple picking and pack a picnic basket. I’m just loving her entire fucking vibe. No idea why, but she’s who I’m marrying. That means I’m fucking Amanda Dufner who is such a gold digger I can’t even stand it. She’s a straight 10 and Dufner can’t be more than a 4. So unfortunately that means I’m killing Kristin Stape. Just a numbers game really. I got nothing bad to say about her. For all I know she’ll be the most popular fuck girl in the game. I just couldn’t get past Caulder though.
M - Dustin Johnson’s girlfriend Amanda Caulder
F – Amanda Dufner
K – Graeme McDowell’s Girlfriend Kristin Stape
PS – After looking at all the pictures of these women I couldn’t help but feel bad for Jim Furyk’s wife. Just got the short end of the stick. I mean she’s a good looking woman. I literally puke a little bit every time I look at Furyk. I hope Tiger is giving her that meat on the side at least to keep her happy.
Why would it allow me to vote? I should know better considering 2 million internet dollars only allocates a website design done by an autistic 6 year old with a fucking crayon.
would be nice if the button actually worked you fucking big nosed fucking fraud
Amanda Caulder has bitch face for days.
That third chick is not attractive. 24/7 bitter beer face
Amanda Caulder is fucking busted
Switched Dufner and Johnson’s girl. That Caulder chick is hot but she looks like a bitch, so why would I want to put up with her for more than a night when Dufner’s wife actually looks like she would leave me alone.
Kill- Johnon’s Gf. Bitch is gross.
Marry- Amanda Dufner. She’s way to hot to only fuck once.
Fuck – McDowell’s GF. She’s a cougar and I’ll take a flier on her.
Amanda Dufner marrying and fucking. That being said Jason Dufner looks like he should be wearing a hockey helmet sitting on the back of a little yellow bus. If Europe really wants to defend the Ryder Cup someone on that team should bring Elin Nordgren as his date
You’d mArry Caulder? Bad move, bro. Dufner’s the best here by far. And Furyk’s golf winnings are way more than your Internet dollars, so his wife’s probably OK with her situation.
first the virus now the buttons don’t work, you definitely can’t run your own site when the IT guy takes the day off
stro, solid.
No WAKE UP. Mary Fuck Kill doesn’t work. Does anybody work here anymore? It’s great that you’re making money getting college kids drunk and foamed up, but would it kill you to actually blog with the tiniest attention to detail?
Also, I’m pretty sure Furyk’s wife has a boner in the last picture. So maybe you should feel sorry for him.
@rexisfat I heard that the IT guy like it Greek
A blog just for the line about Furyk. He is one UGLY mofo. I can’t rate these broads cause they have far too much clothes on. Clean it up and give us skin Pres.
Yom Kippur is over, back to work Jewboy!
I met Dufner and his wife at Outback in Georgia for the PGA last year. They werent talking at all during dinner..total gold dig but j duf dont give a fuck
Idiot. Kill the gold digger every time. And I’d fuck the hell out of Amanda Caulder for the simple fact that something about her reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez, who I just KNOW has to be able to fuck like a porn star. That leaves marrying Stape by default…
That 2nd pic of Dufner is fucking hysterical
Proof read ur blogs…..
U spelled marry with an e
Merry …..
Jason Dufner, just another dweeb who made some money and fell into a hottie, Jason Dufner.
You got this all wrong. Gotta fuck Caulder with that bitch face. Looks like it would be an angry fuck. McDowell’s girl is way hotter than Dufner and looks like marriage material. Marry Stape fuck Caulder kill Dufner. No brainer.
Dufner’s really lettin himself go
Pres, you make Furyk look like Brad Pitt. Look in the mirror one time.
Bitchface title match…
Amanda Caulder vs. Mckayla Maroney
For a second I thought they were all going to belong to Tiger?
My buddy used to date Dunfer..or Boyd as she used to be hah. Might’ve regretted letting that one go, although definitley a massive gold digger
Dufner is fat but looks like he shouldn’t be fat. Like Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends.
Amanda Dufner far and away the cream of this crop.
Wozniacki?