Well if you consider 35,000 people voting on Marry,Fuck, Kill yesterday a success than Marry, Fuck, Kill was a success. Basically double the amount of people who can fit at the Garden for a game. No biggie. Seriously would somebody fucking buy the Stool already?
Anyway there was lots of debate on today’s matchup centering around Kathryn Tappen’s inclusion. Basically I wanted to put Heidi and Erin Andrews in the ring together and Tappen seemed like a logical 3rd choice. Hazel Mae’s name was thrown around a bit, but I settled on Tappen. I think she’s earned it. The sales guy says she’s going to get killed by 97% of the voters. Says it’s a mismatch. That it’s barbaric to put her in the ring with these two. I think he’s crazy. I think she’s going to be married by 97% of the votes. Like who would marry Erin Andrews or Heidi Watney? No thanks. I don’t need chicks running around creating peephole videos behind my back or sleeping with the entire Red Sox roster. I want a woman who I know will have dinner ready when I come home from work and likes to golf. That’s Kathryn Tappen. So for me she’s a no brainer marry. Then I got to kill Erin Andrews because I’m not going to give her the satisfaction of banging her. So it’s fuck Heidi Watney. I’m comfortable with that.
Marry – Katheryn Tappen’
Fuck – Heidi Watney (with a condom)
Kill – Erin Andrews