It’s only fitting that for our last Blackout in Boston for the foreseeable future we had Matt Brown closing the show and getting the loudest ovation of the night. Intern Grace shaking her ass in his face all night. Hey Menino may hate us. The ABC may hate us. We may be getting blackballed by the city, but I don’t give a fuck. Nights like this just reinforce what I already knew. Nobody is better than the Stoolies. To quote Billy Joel who 75% of our readers probably don’t even know who that is;
“We ain’t too pretty we ain’t too proud. We might be laughing a bit too loud aw but that never hurt no one”
Listen life is too short to worry about all the haters. We are going to do what we do and fuck everybody who doesn’t get it. Sorry we like to party and try to make people laugh and provide an escape from their miserable lives. What fucking monsters we are. Matt Brown gets it. 95% of the people who live in Boston get it. Sorry a couple fucking uptight feminists and Mumbles don’t. Bottomline is last night just reminds me why Barstool needs to exist. We need to fight the good fight for the silent majority who is constantly being stomped on by the Pussification of America and the PC police. To bring some sanity back into the world and save partying and fun. That’s what we’re here for. Viva La Stool indeed.