Matt Brown Closes The Curtain In Boston By Getting Blacked The Fuck Out
It’s only fitting that for our last Blackout in Boston for the foreseeable future we had Matt Brown closing the show and getting the loudest ovation of the night. Intern Grace shaking her ass in his face all night. Hey Menino may hate us. The ABC may hate us. We may be getting blackballed by the city, but I don’t give a fuck. Nights like this just reinforce what I already knew. Nobody is better than the Stoolies. To quote Billy Joel who 75% of our readers probably don’t even know who that is;
“We ain’t too pretty we ain’t too proud. We might be laughing a bit too loud aw but that never hurt no one”
Listen life is too short to worry about all the haters. We are going to do what we do and fuck everybody who doesn’t get it. Sorry we like to party and try to make people laugh and provide an escape from their miserable lives. What fucking monsters we are. Matt Brown gets it. 95% of the people who live in Boston get it. Sorry a couple fucking uptight feminists and Mumbles don’t. Bottomline is last night just reminds me why Barstool needs to exist. We need to fight the good fight for the silent majority who is constantly being stomped on by the Pussification of America and the PC police. To bring some sanity back into the world and save partying and fun. That’s what we’re here for. Viva La Stool indeed.
Isn’t it the way of the world to have a handful of whiny, uptight people ruin the fun for everyone else? Here’s an idea just mind your own damn business and don’t worry about a voluntarily party that isn’t forced upon anyone and doesn’t impact your life in the least.
Good move Pres Bringing Matt out. Matt looks like he’s having a blast God Bless him, he could have let his accident ruin his spirit and by all accounts it hasn’t Party on Stoolies!!!
Awesome video. Matty Brown seems like a great kid.
viva la stool indeed
Pres your workout outfit in that video is really ironic
Pres, do you have a boner again?
your such an idiot prez you make a funny t shirt for once and you only make it for yourself we need #daveypageviews
pres loves the kids
Looked like the kid had a great fucking time, god knows he deserves it. Solid move.
great video
I like the old lady jiggle that your arms have to them
hilarious tony perkis … his shirt should say “these are my fake boner pants … but I’m definitely hard”
Great call Portnoy, kids a champ
You on the other hand look like an IT guy from the jewish mob……lose the trackpants dumbass
Just doubled my respect to Intern Grace
To finish that Billy Joel quote…”only the good die young”…how old are you exactly Pres?
That is definitely not the intern dancing next to him in the video. Those girls are way too hot
Awww.. you’re the best, Dave! Doing it all for the kids. Oh and btw, how much did you haul in on this one?
El, you are one badass hebe. Kinda like Mickey Roarke in Bullet, except not as clean and good looking.
^^^^^yes
dave portnoy is the biggest fag bitch ass pussy in the business (and sry to gay ppl if u think i mean fag as in gay, i meant 1 of those motorcycle douches who revs their engine for attention). this little fucking bitch claims he runs a boston SPORTS website. boston college won the FUCKING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP and he didnt even notice. dude doesnt follow sports and is the definition of a pink hat fan. he doesnt know shit about the bruins/celtics until the playoffs. congrats to him that he follows the pats cus they play once a week. ur a fucking joke portnoy, u dont no shit about sports. tommy cross, bcs defense men is going to be 2nd or 3rd line bruins defense next yr. ur a fucking joke for not including this story. fuck u portnoy. ur a fuck and i want u 2 no i banged ur ugly ass wife.
seriously no1 believes me: i have fucked portnoys wife AFTER they were married. i making sure i get pics next time. no1 will believe me unless i post them, which i will. u wait u jewish fuck. im gonna fuck her again and im gonna humiliate u just bc i hate u pretend 2 care about sports when really ur just a jew who only cares about money
That post by t12a43 will go down in the annals of history as one of the stupidest things ever said on the internet. Remember where you were on this day gentlemen. Remember.
hahaha t12a43, what a complete & utter jackass. He needs to teach a class on “How To Embarrass Yourself On The Internet 101″. Dude graduated with flying colors. What a d-bag.
Did you put any booze in his feeding tube?
Soxfan that was hilarious. Fucked up, but hilarious.
IS THIS FUCKING t12a43 BRO SERIOUS? DUDE STRAIGHT TROLLS BARSTOOL AND HATES ON EVERYTHING. WHAT OF WASTE OF FUCKING AIR. I DONT GET THE PEOPLE WHO SERIOUSLY CALL OUT PREZ AND BS WHEN YOU’RE THE ONE ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE?! GHEY, GHEY, GHEY.
Who is matt brown?
And thank god these handjob festivals are finally over.
This video promotes rape culture. I’ve drafted a letter to youtube and Mumbles to have it taken down. xoxo Annasee
BC is a good school and the hate it receives on this site is unwarranted. The people who rip on BC are bitter losers with inferiority complexes who couldn’t get into BC so they went to UMass/BU/etc. With all of that said, t12a43 is an idiot, and there is no chance he goes to BC. You type like a 13 year old girl, bro.
^^love bosox24 talking about non-BC kids having inferiority complexes while he rants about how great a school it is on barstool, get over yourself.
congrats on the title, but it doesnt take a genius to realize that only people who went to hockey east schools care about college hockey at all
Good work Prez, you mange to be a class act every now and again, this is one of those times… t12a43 on the other hand is an idiot who managed to take a very good point and shit all over it with his stupid banter… Prez you got the barstool part down, you gotta work on the sports end
t12a43 you are a jealous asshat. youre a high school drop out that works at mcdonalds flipping burgers and spitting in peoples food and you are an OBVIOUS closet faggot who is mad because he doesnt have enough dicks choking him out every night. lsten here buddy, no one gives a fuck what you think about Portnoy or about your fuckin wet dream about banging his wife. we also dont give a fuck how much you claim portnoy doesnt know about sports, we as stoolies dont come to barstool to read articles i can fucking find on espn you ball bagger. we come here to look at ass and titties, rate girls on a MFK status and read some good blogs about sports while we do it. if you want to read every little article dealing with sports go read a different blog site or turn on the instigators or PTI you clown. we as stoolies could care less if you got hit by a bus, go join the movement against barstool with the angry lesbian and the fucking jesus creep…dick head.
t12a43 – the real reason it got no attention is because NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT COLLEGE HOCKEY. There are like 50 college hockey programs nationally versus nearly 300 football/basketball. It’s a fucking joke