MEXICO CITY (AP) — Authorities in Mexico’s Gulf coast state of Campeche said Wednesday they are investigating how a porn video was made by sixth-graders inside their school. State Education Department spokesman Omar Kantun said the video was apparently made in an empty classroom during recess in late April. “It is real, the case is real, the video exists,” Kantun said. “The Education Department is very concerned.” The incident occurred in late April at a grade school in the town of Calkini, which is in a relatively conservative and heavily Indian area. Three boys are seen on the video engaging in oral and anal sex recorded on a cellphone by a fourth person, apparently another student.

I was so ready to defend these kids. Come riding in on my white horse and defend the sanctity of recess. It is recess after all, right? The only rule of recess was there were no rules. You could play wall ball or tag or have a gangbang in the classroom. Whatever you wanted. Then I read on. There was no girl? Like this was just a bunch of hombres blowing and fucking each other? Hey listen fellas I understand girls are scary right now. But you give yourself a cooties shot and slap on a rubber and you’re good to go. Can’t catch shit. I mean I’m pretty liberal when it comes to gay people. They should be able to get married and all that jazz. But 6th grade gay dudes banging each other on math textbooks kinda bugs me out. Just go outside and play bros. Throw the pigskin, kick the soccer ball. I don’t know, mow the lawn. Whatever Mexican kids do at recess. Just don’t fuck your buddy on a cellphone cam. There’s plenty of time to experiment and find out if you’re really gay in college prison.

PS – I had no idea what to use for a picture here. Really didn’t want to google any combination of the words in the title. So I just used a picture of my face when I read the part about it being all dudes.