Well in honor of today’s GTA I had to dig up the three best asses known to man and do a MFK. So here we go. All things considered probably the hardest and easiest MFK all at once. Why is it so hard? Because look at these asses! How do you kill any of these? You can’t right? As an ass man how do you kill any of these? The only thing I have going for me is I have the advantage of knowing who is who and even though that shouldn’t effect my decision because this is purely an MFK ass game it did. Otherwise I’m not sure how I would have decided.
Marry Ass #2 (Jessica Biel) – As I said in my GTA today this has been my #1 girl for the last decade. We basically made out with our eyes at Joshua Tree back in 2001. How could I not marry her
Fuck Ass #3 – (Sophie Turner) – Best ass I’ve ever seen in my life period. Even brushed my hand against it for a split second and almost passed out. Can’t even image what she’d be like in the sack. Probably just tear my dick right off.
Kill Ass #1 - (Jessica Rafalowski) – I’ve only known she existed for a week. That’s her only strike against her.