MFK – Ass
Ass #1
Ass #2
Ass #3
Well in honor of today’s GTA I had to dig up the three best asses known to man and do a MFK. So here we go. All things considered probably the hardest and easiest MFK all at once. Why is it so hard? Because look at these asses! How do you kill any of these? You can’t right? As an ass man how do you kill any of these? The only thing I have going for me is I have the advantage of knowing who is who and even though that shouldn’t effect my decision because this is purely an MFK ass game it did. Otherwise I’m not sure how I would have decided.
Ass #1
Ass #2
Ass #3
Marry Ass #2 (Jessica Biel) – As I said in my GTA today this has been my #1 girl for the last decade. We basically made out with our eyes at Joshua Tree back in 2001. How could I not marry her
Fuck Ass #3 – (Sophie Turner) – Best ass I’ve ever seen in my life period. Even brushed my hand against it for a split second and almost passed out. Can’t even image what she’d be like in the sack. Probably just tear my dick right off.
Kill Ass #1 - (Jessica Rafalowski) – I’ve only known she existed for a week. That’s her only strike against her.
cranston for daysss
I would kill turner 500 times out of 500, something about that rafalowski chick that I can’t get over
something’s broken… i can’t marry all 3?
How often do you think Simon from 7th Heaven hit that
I’m so fucking sick of Sophie Turner. Way too plastic.
Fuck, i just killed J Beil
Kill and then fuck all 3.
Considering this is MFK Ass, not the person it is attached to I, M: Turner, F: Rafalski, K: Biel.
I will say the margin for these choices was razor thin. Almost as thin as Pres’ d!ck. Like literally a slot machine, if you spun the wheels and each ass came up differently at random, I would be fine with that.
So, I marry Biel for the same reasons as Pres. I Kill Turner because I am not into blondes. And I ravage the hell out of Rafalowski.
I’ll marry ass #1, then fuck it, and that will kill me, negating any further decision-making.
I gotta be honest, i have no clue who Rafalowski even is.
I can’t disagree although Turner is kind of annoying on Twitter thinking she is always right and telling everyone she’s in law school and shit. Doesn’t realize no gives a rats ass just show me your titaaaayyyss.
Unfair. I refuse to play.
99% of hot broads are annoying as fuck on twitter you faggot
1) Marry Jessica Biel. That woman is perfection. 2) Fuck the shit outta Jessica Rafalowski. 3) Kill Sophie Turner. She has a nice ass but she’s not that hot. Nice ass can only take you so far. Borderline paperbag face.
Doesn’t matter cause if i made eye contact with one of these bitches i would nut myself. Then i would call her a whore and leave.
Snailtrail for the win! Fuckin brilliance bro!!!
FUCK, FUCK and FUCK! If got to to play with anyone of their baloon knots for 5 mins I would consider my life complete.
No. Just no. You opened yourself up to lawsuits because I almost had a stroke trying to even make some decision when it’s involving those asses and I know I’m not alone. I want it all, it has to be that way, and I’d fight for my rights. Marrying and fucking isn’t that big of a deal because you aren’t going to go wrong. KILLING when it comes to those asses is a MFK crime. It can’t happen.
your little jew lizard dick would grow back if Sophie snapped it off
Klusk got it just right.
I can’t get past Rafalowski’s ass. Perfection. No M, no K, just F all day!
You put Jessica Biel in the middle.. Which is pretty fitting, because her ass looks like sloppy mayonnaise compared to the 2 buns on the outside.
i think my head just exploded
and my dick
I was gonna try to leave a witty comment but snailtrail wins. I fold.
I went with M#2, F#3, and K#1. When I realized who they were, I felt satsifed with ym choice. I would seriously be gay just to fuck Biel on the regular.
Sophie Turner is a 9.9 on the boner meter! Hands down winner.