Page 6 – Michael Bay Made Megan Fox Wash His Ferrari/Fuck His Brains Out During Her Audition For Transformers THERE’S a video of Megan Fox we want to see. When the sizzling star of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” went to director Michael Bay’s house to audition for the part, “He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her,” reports Jason Solomons in Britain’s Guardian. “She said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’ ” Come on. Cough it up!

Say what you want about Michael Bay but the guy does it right. I mean what’s the point of being a Hollywood director if you’re not going fuck all the chicks in your movies? And let’s call a spade a spade. This is obviously what happened here. Because let me break it down for all you peons stuck in crappy 9-5 jobs. When a Hollywood producer invites you to audition by washing his Ferrari at his house that obviously means only show up if you’re ready to fuck. Trust me, I used to do the same shit all the time with the Astrovan before it got stolen. It’s like how bad do you want to be on the cover? Now bend over.

PS – I’d pay 1,000 bucks for this video