Michael Jackson Made Magic Johnson A Better Basketball Player?
I was going to blog about this yesterday but I thought I dreamed it at first. Did Magic Johnson really said Michael Jackson made him a better point guard? I think he did right?  Weird because I thought command of the audience and command of the band would have helped Magic with his talk show, but I guess not. But who am I to 2nd guess the only guy on the planet who ever kicked the shit out of aids? You can’t buy that type of street cred so if Magic said Michael Jackson made him a better hoops player than so be it.
PS – Memo to the world. Please don’t let a rapist eulogize me when I die. Yeah I’m talking to you Kobe.
Fitting. A rapist giving a eulogy for a rapist.
“I can’t believe the king of pop eats KFC!”
How much Chapstick did they sell at the Staples Center yesterday?
I was outside the staples center handing out my business card for swimming lessons … i am now booked and have to change my email address.
I’m pretty sure they thought this was Michael Jordan’s funeral.
an alleged rapist. We have all tried to pummel a chick in the ass when she wasnt into it…..we just dont have a W2 like Kobe.
HAHAHA Murray and Pattyb…..classic.
King of
Fucking
Children
I know they are tall as fuck but why can’t somebody find a suit that will fit a basketball player and still look normal. That thing Kobe is wearing goes does down to his knees like something Uncle Fester would wear
Why couldn’t MJ make Magic a better late night talk show host?
The legendary “Shorts vs. Skins” games at Neverland Ranch. Makes everyone move faster on the court…..or the around the bedroom.
im w Lugo on this one … kobe cant get a shirt that fits his neck?? he looks like the poor dude at the high school football banquet
PattyB
I did one better I was selling Kools and Newports i ordered from over the internet machine.
The way they talked about Michael Jackson yesterday you’d think his piss cured cancer; instead the reality is he was a guy that hasn’t done jack shit but do a shit load of drugs and prey off children for the last 15years.
Michael Jackson had a sweet jumpshot.
(sweet = habit of)
(jumpshot = effing kids in the A)
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Michael Jackson for making me the strong swimmer that I am today.
Michael Jackson died?
who better to eulogize a pedophile than a rapist?
Agent47 said: { Jul 8, 2009 – 10:07:47 }
who better to eulogize a pedophile than a rapist
don’t forget the guy with Aids who ate fried chicked with the pedophile
the dirty is back again
http://thedirty.com/2009/06/24/stool-vs-dirty-chicks/
the staples center could of used a little dose of ebola yesterday. Welfare and medicaid would have been instantly solvent. And we could stop worrying about foreclosures on sub prime loans.
“But who am I to 2nd guess the only guy on the planet who ever kicked the shit out of aids?”
Best line ever!!!! Well done
Tragic also said that learning Michael ate KFC was the greatest thing to ever happen to him.