Comments on: Michael Jackson Made Magic Johnson A Better Basketball Player?

By: stoolified

stoolified — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:08:33 +0000

Tragic also said that learning Michael ate KFC was the greatest thing to ever happen to him.

By: Fatlou

Fatlou — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:24:03 +0000

“But who am I to 2nd guess the only guy on the planet who ever kicked the shit out of aids?”
Best line ever!!!! Well done

By: OIFSeabee06

OIFSeabee06 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:19:42 +0000

the staples center could of used a little dose of ebola yesterday. Welfare and medicaid would have been instantly solvent. And we could stop worrying about foreclosures on sub prime loans.

By: westcyde

westcyde — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:05:31 +0000

the dirty is back again

http://thedirty.com/2009/06/24/stool-vs-dirty-chicks/

By: Exodus Tyson

Exodus Tyson — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:59:11 +0000

Agent47 said: { Jul 8, 2009 – 10:07:47 }
who better to eulogize a pedophile than a rapist

don’t forget the guy with Aids who ate fried chicked with the pedophile

By: Agent47

Agent47 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:52:47 +0000

who better to eulogize a pedophile than a rapist?

By: TheSeniorsenator

TheSeniorsenator — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:41:40 +0000

Michael Jackson died?

By: Carl Yastrzemski

Carl Yastrzemski — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:26:02 +0000

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Michael Jackson for making me the strong swimmer that I am today.

By: MachoMans Fanny Pack

MachoMans Fanny Pack — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:25:42 +0000

Michael Jackson had a sweet jumpshot.

(sweet = habit of)
(jumpshot = effing kids in the A)

By: CptKballs

CptKballs — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:20:47 +0000

The way they talked about Michael Jackson yesterday you’d think his piss cured cancer; instead the reality is he was a guy that hasn’t done jack shit but do a shit load of drugs and prey off children for the last 15years.