Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend Is Decent
(NYDN) — Michael Phelps scored his 18th gold medal in the London Games this weekend, and now he’s scoring on land as well – with model Megan Rossee. The Olympic sensation, who won his 22nd career medal in the 2012 Olympic Games, has notoriously been quiet about his love life, but his girlfriend seems to have taken their relationship public on Instagram after being kept quiet for 5 months.
Fuck him. I’m starting to hate Phelps and I don’t even know why now.











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Hey Michael & Megan, why the long faces?
Shut up Portnoy, dude is the only thing keeping us from losing to China. Let him have his piece of ass as a reward (despite him CLEARLY out kicking his coverage).
Seeing her with that mongoloid is so demoralizing. Welp, i think I hear a loud annoying North Shore girl doing blow in a TGI Friday’s bathroom and smoking the wrong side of a cigarette calling my name.
decent?????? she is a babe
you hate him because he’s a fucking doofus who participates in a queer sport and gets way too much love and admiration. he is definitely socially awkward
id stick my dick in it
I just want to win one gold medal so my sperm is worth $100 a pop. Can’t imagine what type of breeding money Phelps is going to roll into.
@herczanzibar, Does she have a sister? I like broads who like TGI Friday’s.
Damn her face looks like a demon in that first pic. Other than that, no complaints.
No coverage on the Jets beating the shit out of one another? Somebody wake up Thornton, he’s probably passed out in his recliner watching Mattock following his early bird special.
Badrinath, so close…
She has a cute body and average face. This is the problem with naturally-skinny girls. They don’t work out regularly. She has absolutely no tone in her arms or legs.
@Numero Two, it’s the North Shore, everyone has a slutty sister.
Plus you just can’t trust a person who doesn’t like TGI Friday’s
haha, I’m from there, you speak true. Well, except for our sisters and mothers they are all hoes.
She would need to wear depends with the amount of loads I would dump in her.
haters gona hate slaters gona slate… Textbook
haters gona hate slaters gona slate… Textbook
terroristical is easily the gayest commenter in the history of this website. also phelps always looks like he just smelled a fart.
how can you hate phelps with cock head lochte involved.
I’ve got 4 years to learn how to be the best swimmer in the world and……go
MDb you beat me to it. Was gonna say I really need to hit the pool.
Yeah buddy, Herc knows what’s up! I’m new here, where’s the LI Stool at? And Phelpsy, that boy can get it.
dude, shes a babe!!
She’s just a gold digger. There’s a well worded joke in there somewhere, but I’m just too lazy.
Prez just wishes his schnoz was as big as Phelps’.
dudebro, you’re a bit late. We’ve already established that I was gay.
herczanzibar +1
So a hot girl is fucking a famous rich athlete. (Phelps has made millions in endorsements)
What a fucking shocker.
If he was Micheal Phelps the Stock Boy at Walmart he would be fucking a 200 pound chain smoking redhead with big ginger freckle tits.