Michael Phelps’ New GF Has A Sex Tape And Has Apparently Fucked Every Guy In Hollywood
SportsGrid – Retired Michael Phelps does not care what you think. Retired Michael Phelps does not have to live up to your expectations. He will smoke and gamble and crowd surf poorly because Michael Phelps has more gold medals than 82 countries. So if Michael Phelps wants to sex it up all over Hollywood, Michael Phelps will sex it up all over Hollywood. The folks over at With Leather pass along this Scandalous Piece Of News from gossip merchant Hollyscoop, that Phelps is dating notorious Hollywood-famous-person-sexer Jasmine Waltz. Who? That girl up there, who kind of looks like Megan Fox. Hollyscoop generously describes her as “notorious Hollywood star f*cker Jasmine Waltz.” Well, then. Anyway, more on Waltz. Here’s her website (extremely NSFW). On it is her very own sex tape, which “leaked” onto her site after a $60,000 deal to produce a sex tape fell through. Phelps is apparently just in it (the relationship, not the video) for the sex, and Waltz for the fame – she’s been linked to a number of other famous celebrities, including David Arquette, Zac Efron, Chris Pine, Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney, Doug Reinhardt and Vinny from “The Jersey Shore,” despite only being a waitress.
So apparently Michael Phelps is dating the slut of all sluts right now. A “waitress” who has banged like every dude in Hollywood and has her own website on which she sells a sex tape. Hey the girl is hot, no question about that. Something about a sex tape that she sells herself though…kinda not sitting right with me. It’s weird. Like I’d be so much more comfortable with a girl if she was just honest and said she’s a porn star. Hey, I’m a porn star, I have sex on camera for cash, that’s what I do. A perfectly noble line of work, I have no problems with that. But doesn’t sneaky being a porn star kinda seem really scummy? Clearly she’s making money from being filmed with cocks inside her, but she does it under the guise of a “leaked” tape. I say if you wanna get cash for porn then just go ahead, be open about it, start getting cash for porn. No big thing.
This girl been had some celeb fuck buddies though huh? Not really sure what good can come from dating this chick. Fucking, sure. But dating? Watch out Mike. She’s a gold digger. And I mean that in the most literal sense. She’s only with you because of you have gold.
Bruins “fans” have to be the most annoying bandwagoners on Facebook and Twitter.
There’s gotta be a stoolie who can get us this video for free
Huh, this kind of reminds me of how the Patriots couldn’t win a Super Bowl after they stopped cheating. Sorry, I forgot, “everyone did it”. Which begs the question(s): Why do you only ever hear New England fans say that? Why haven’t a bunch of players come out and said “Everyone did that”. Why don’t you ever hear the Patriots say “everyone did it”. Why is it that literally the only people who ever use that excuse are Patriots fans?
Maybe because it’s bullshit and the Patriots cheated to help them win their 3 Super Bowls. Maybe they would have won 0 without cheating and maybe they would have won 4. We can’t speculate on what would have happened in this situation, but we can say that what did happen was influenced by cheating. Should those rings be taken away? Of course not. But don’t get offended when everyone points out that it may have taken cheating to win them.
Just like the pools Phelps jumps into her pussy has already been LAPPED
its all fun and games till the std’s roll in
Reading the headline while seeing that picture, I thought the joke was going to be Megan Fox fucked all of hollywood. You know, because she’s a dirty whore.
horsestuff im not even a patriots fan, but google it and you will see that all the old coaches came to belichecks defense saying that they used to do the same thing, and if you think videotaping the defensive playcallers makes a team win the superbowl then you are retarded
Horsecockstuffer, Jimmy Johnson and Bill Cowler both said they did it on CBS. Good point, retard.
Nice segue horsestuff, ADD is your friend you fucking wingnut
Halfway through this blog I asked myself who the fuck wrote this unfunny trash. I guessed Feitelberg but I was wrong, it’s just the other asshole JMac.
@swagg Pirates Bay has it http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6569868/
Is it just me or do the 2 trolls – habs lug nut + I was stuffed by horsecock – seem like a perfect match of balls on chin couch cuddlers of what? As for Phelps’ whore box? Don’t lie – I’d do it – and so would you.
http://shesocrazy.com/21221814/jasmine-waltz-free-sex-tape-galleries
http://fenopy.se/ has her movies too. Happy spanking!
I thought the picture of Phelps was one of those douchebag memes at first. Nope, just Michael Phelps.
I’d still fuck that ho
What?! You mean to tell me Ryan Seamencrest likes vaginas? I refuse to believe it.
@horsestuffeeness.
let me get this straight. the patriots apparently won their superbowls because they had taped illegally, and they lost the last two superbowls because (it follows logically,) they were no longer able to tape. which means you don’t need taping to make it INTO the superbowl, you only need it to WIN the superbowl. got it. thanks for clarifying.
and just as a service (since most people who bring up the taping bullshit don’t seem to be able to describe what the infraction was), the issue was NOT that the patriots had taped anything. it was that they taped from the sidelines. the LOCATION was the ONLY issue. Taping from sidelines=not permitted. Taping from an enclosed roofed area (press box or other designated location)= LEGAL.
not one accusing party (including Mangina and Goodell) said that they believed there was any advantage being sought be the patriots, just that they were taping from a non-authorized location.
face it, your team sucks. and the patriots have been in the mix more than any team in the past dozen years.
rex, you should learn how to reed. pretty sure i specifically said that the patriots might have won four super bowls or might have won zero. there’s no way to know. that is my point.
@horse’sass: i know how to “reed”. my point is that every dooshnozzle that brings up the fucking “taping scandal” (including you, apparently) almost universally cannot explain what it was, doesn’t understand that taping was legal, and that not one person involved (on either side of the equation) ever said it gave any advantage. it is perfectly legal to tape opposing coaching staff, to this day. you just can’t do it from certain locations. they won the first superbowls because shit went their way. they lost the last ones because it didn’t. dropped passes, etc.
fucking taping doesn’t win (or lose) football games. find some other excuse for the suckitude of whatever 8-8 team you follow.
Well considering most of the guys she’s “fucked” are closeted homos I think it says more about Phelps than it does her. Got something you wanna tell us Mike?
Jimmy Johnson admitted that he filmed other teams signs you clowns
Cool hat
781kid: How about a comma?
coulda swoern seacrest was a gay
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If she is a waitress, I am Abraham Lincoln! She is a glorified pornstar, I mean model.