Michigan Vs. Alabama Game Of The Century Preview
If this doesn’t give you goosebumps than you must be dead. Can’t wait to pummel Bama tonight. This ain’t no pussy cat LSU or Auburn we’re talking about here. No SEC sister of the poor. This is Michigan. Most wins in the history of the game. More tradition in our little pinky toe then in Bama’s entire body. It’s Hokeamania. It’s great looking alumni. It’s everything Alabama isn’t and they’re gonna find that out the hard way in Dallas. It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine indeed….
Mortal Lock – Michigan +14
PS – It’s a known fact I know more about college football than pretty much anybody on earth. Stats don’t lie. 3-0 ATS already on this young season. If you don’t follow me on twitter than you must just not like free money because that’s where I make all my selections.
Alabama has more national titles and more conferences titles- in a harder conference as well. But yea you are right when you say Michigan has more tradition than your pinky toe… Good thing you didn’t say nose bc with that Jew schnoz you wouldn’t have been able to back that statement up.
Tough to get goosebumps with a 14-point spread.
Better lube up your asshole for the big dick of Alabama cause you are getting fucked tonight.
I’ll spot you 65 points. Cash only, please.
This is going to get ugly. I’ll take 10 D-Rob doesnt make it past half. Don’t want to see such a talented kid get hurt but he is stepping up to the big boys now. RMFTR
Tradition doesn’t mean shit when you’re going up against a bunch of criminals. I would like to see Michigan win, but no fucking way is it gonna even be close.
This is not gonna be even close. Tide will ROLL!!!!!
More tradition than Alabama, Ha! Better looking alumni, ridiculous. Joe Namath got more pussy in his career than all of Michigan’s players combined since the inception of their football program. Your “knowledge” of college football is remarkably skewed to thinking a great football program (Michigan) has even the slightest impact on college football history as Alabama has had. There’s a reason Mark Ingram left the state of Michigan to play for the Tide.
Somewhere tonight floyd mayweather is probably losing $3 mil and then going out and making illegitimate children
I swear to God I will fly to whatever bum fuck yankee town you live in and literally suck the cum out of your tiny jew dick. No way in HELL this will even be close.
hey finetouchedmine you squid, U of M has 42 Big Ten Championships…Bama has 26 Conference titles including the Southern Conference. Squid.
wheres the article on last night red sox game? YO SOYY FIESTAAA
Pres based on all your articles you know nothing about sports, shut the fuck up and feed your rodent dog.
It’s also possible that people wouldn’t follow you on twitter if they don’t like 6 posts in a row informing them of 18 hour old posts on barstool.
Michigan is about to make the big ten look like ball sweat. #8 to #20 real quick. Money may weather.
Hey prez.
Hahahahhahahhahahah
Hey jewboy. 21- 0. First quarter you egregious dullard………Michigan is the Mideast capital of the u.s.a. …………Muslims and Jews ruining white America …….get out of the closet you kosher felch artist…..
Hey jewboy. 21- 0. First quarter !you egregious dullard………Michigan is the Mideast capital of the u.s.a. …………Muslims and Jews ruining white America …….get out of the closet you kosher felch artist…..
SEC SEC SEC!!! We’ve got a real nail bitter on our hands after the 1 qtr, don’t we? The easiest way to explain this to ol’ Jew boy is to say we’re as good as you think your Boston sports team are year in and out. You pick winners about like Neil writes interesting and funny blogs. And I hate Neil!
SEC SEC SEC!!! We’ve got a real nail bitter on our hands after the 1 qtr, don’t we? The easiest way to explain this to ol’ Jew boy is to say we’re as good as you think your Boston sports team are year in and out. You pick winners about like Neil writes interesting and funny blogs. And I hate Neil!
Hokemania!!!! Oh wait.
Hey assclowns. Hit post comment just ONCE.
Looking good schlong nose
Pres……worse coaching strategy in history….no adjustments….no deviating from your ” game plan” even when you are getting humiliated….that’s not tough/stubborn/resolute/determined..that’s just bad coaching….get Robinson on the edge and run or pass….adapt and improvise ……31-0 first half…you know your college football like you know about heterosexuality…
I absolutely promise that if you bet the opposite of what this hook-nosed Jew says for the entire football season, you will have yourself an all expenses paid vacation to any place you desire. Fact. True story.
^^The phrase Hook-nosed Jew will never stop being funny. Funny 100% of the time.
There goes El mush with his mortal locks again. You may be 3-0… wait 3-1 ATS this season, but the 0-172,000 on your mortal lock calls is incredibly funny shit.
Pres why don’t u sit the next few plays out
Michigan and Alabama are cute teams to watch but USC is going to pound the shit out of any team this year.
Think it’s fairly clear Bama is going to the NC
Alabama 41 Michigan 14 but the game wasn’t as close as the score may indicate.
“stats don’t lie.”
They sure don’t.
Mortal lock – just got your balls shoved up your big nose.
I hate to see that pinky toe I mean stinky toe now. Mortal combat is better game then last nights game. ROLL TIDE!!
El Pres I know you wont read this. Youre too busy traveling to Nantucket to take your wife horse back riding so she can achieve her first orgasm in months. But read this blog entry you wrote back in the day. Actually READ it. How you went 3-3 during the easiest betting week of the entire collegiate football season blows my mind.
http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/article/gambling_god_fact_fiction/306/