MIDDLEBOROUGH (CBS) – Public swearing is so bad in Middleborough that they’re considering a plan to start enforcing a longstanding but rarely-used law. The town’s police chief has proposed to give $20 tickets to vulgar loudmouths as a deterrent to downtown air pollution.“We have a lot more important things to do,” says Chief Bruce Gates, “but these are things that are quality of life issues, community policing issues that a lot of people don’t want to see downtown.”
Umm may I interject here for a second? Obviously Chief Wiggim you don’t have more important things to do. You just don’t. If you did you wouldn’t be wasting your time with this foolishness. I mean I know very little about Middleborough but I guarantee you this much. The swearing is no different there than it is in any other town in America. You’re just looking for something to pass the time. Trying to get your name into the National Geographic. That’s it. That’s all there is to it. It’s the same as the cop from Montclair who shut down our Blackout Party. It was no different than the 50 straight we did without any issues. Just small town cops doing what small town cops do. Going on power trips for the fuck of it.